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Chapter 172 - Chapter 168: "Pancake Panic: The Syrup Saga Begins"

As the group trudged back toward Granny Butterworth's cabin, the air grew thicker with the unmistakable scent of maple syrup. The trees along the path began to drip golden nectar, their leaves shimmering like candied pancakes.

"This... doesn't feel normal," Sylvara said, sidestepping a puddle of syrup that had mysteriously appeared on the forest floor. "Does anyone else feel like we're walking into some kind of sticky trap?"

Ravynne glanced at her boots, now coated in a thin layer of sugary goo. "If this is a trap, it's the most delicious one I've ever seen."

Quackleton honked nervously, his webbed feet sticking with every step. Even the mini bacon dragon, now affectionately named Smokey, seemed hesitant, its tail wagging cautiously.

The Syrup Sliders Attack

Out of nowhere, a group of humanoid creatures slid into view, their bodies made entirely of golden, gooey syrup. They glided effortlessly across the sticky ground, their arms dripping with viscous liquid that solidified into candy-like weapons.

"Oh, come on," Kazuya groaned, drawing his sword. "Is everything in this world breakfast-themed now?"

"YOU DARE TREAD UPON THE DOMAIN OF THE SYRUP SLIDERS?" one of the creatures bellowed, its voice thick and wobbly like gelatin.

"Domain? It's a forest!" Kazuya shot back. "And who even are you people?"

The lead Syrup Slider struck a dramatic pose, syrup splattering everywhere. "We are the guardians of the Pancake Prism, sworn to protect it from unworthy hands!"

Ravynne squinted. "The Pancake Prism? Really? Who comes up with these names?"

Quackleton honked aggressively, clearly unimpressed with the syrupy foes.

Battle of the Breakfast Brigade

Before anyone could respond, the Syrup Sliders launched their attack. Streams of syrup shot toward the group like sticky projectiles, forcing them to dive for cover.

"Careful!" Sylvara shouted. "If that stuff hardens, we'll be stuck like flies in honey!"

"Got it!" Kazuya yelled back, slashing at a nearby Syrup Slider. His sword cleaved through its arm, but instead of falling, the syrup simply reformed.

"Uh, guys? These things regenerate!" he called out, dodging another sticky attack.

"Then we'll just have to outsmart them!" Ravynne said, hurling one of Granny Butterworth's leftover jam jars. The glowing strawberry spread hit the creature square in the chest, causing it to bubble and shrink.

"It's working!" Sylvara exclaimed. "Use the jam!"

Kazuya, Ravynne, and Sylvara began pelting the Syrup Sliders with jam, each glob shrinking the enemies until they were nothing more than puddles on the ground.

The Syrup Sage Appears

As the last Syrup Slider dissolved, the ground shook, and a towering figure emerged from the shadows. It was a giant made entirely of pancakes, its eyes glowing with syrupy menace. A golden crown adorned its head, and it held a staff topped with a glimmering crystal—the Pancake Prism.

"I AM THE SYRUP SAGE," the figure boomed. "ONLY THE WORTHY MAY CLAIM THE PRISM."

Kazuya sighed. "Of course. Another breakfast boss fight."

The Syrup Sage swung its staff, unleashing a wave of syrup that threatened to engulf them. The group scattered, dodging the sticky assault.

"Any ideas?" Ravynne yelled, ducking behind a tree.

Kazuya glanced at Smokey, who was wagging his tail and sniffing the air. "I've got one. Sylvara, trust me on this!"

He grabbed a jar of jam and smeared it on Smokey's tail. The bacon dragon let out a squeaky roar and charged at the Syrup Sage, wagging its sticky tail like a weapon. The jam reacted with the syrup, causing the sage to stagger.

"It's working!" Kazuya shouted. "Keep it up, Smokey!"

A Sticky Victory

With Smokey's jam-coated tail and the group's relentless assault, the Syrup Sage began to crumble. The Pancake Prism fell from its staff, landing in Kazuya's hands as the sage dissolved into a harmless stack of pancakes.

The forest returned to normal, the syrupy atmosphere dissipating. Kazuya held the prism up, its glow illuminating the group.

"Well, that was ridiculous," Ravynne said, brushing syrup off her armor.

"Ridiculous but effective," Sylvara added, smiling at Kazuya. "You did good."

Smokey let out a happy squeak, wagging his tail proudly.

The Next Clue

As the group inspected the prism, an inscription appeared on its surface: "The Waffle Warden awaits beyond the Valley of Batter."

Kazuya groaned. "Can we take a break from breakfast-themed chaos?"

"Not until we save the world—or breakfast," Sylvara teased, bumping him playfully.

Quackleton honked in agreement, leading the way toward their next absurd adventure.

To Be Continued...