Part 1: Strange Personality
[H-Hey Loong, Otto told me that I should work with you for a day] said the timid boy, that called himself Theodore. The kid is a nervous wreck when he does any commissions or that's what I've heard from Teri. But even though the kid says that he is normal person, he is just as strange and messed up as the rest of us and he doesn't even realize it.
Theo's case: when bored he would open his eyes and subconsciously active his 「trickster's eye」 and would proceeded to scratch his eye balls or pupil or iris and would then scream out from the unimaginable horrors that he would see. And the kid always cracks easily and tends to lose his mind fast when fighting. I also heard from Teri is that he is similar to Makoto when he puts on the mask which is concerning since rumor has it that she committed genocide and he would be a walking time bomb if he is similar to the Makoto from the rumors.
Teri's case: When driving she would always smoke a cigarette, usually about 10 packs at the minimum. And also if she isn't driving she would day drink gallons and gallons of the hardest liquor to as she would put it "feel something again". And also constantly sleep with other people even though the contract that we all signed made us lose all sexual feeling and sexual pleasure.
Otto's case: He is a massive hero otaku and would spend quit a lot of money for some stupid doll but he calls it an "action figure". And would also sudden shout out [AH HAH THE MOON GODDESS HAS BLESSED ME] and would be happy the entire day. But he is somewhat normal most of the time but is a little too happy. And despite being a vampire he likes the sun.
Luna's case: she is a massive foodie and would by any trendy food and also is addicted to shopping even though she is our secretary and treasurer. She also has no tolerance for spicy food but still buys and eats them if they are popular enough. And as Teri has also told me that she is a "total catty bitch but is somehow lovable and naive". She also tends to prank people when bored which all of us don't mind except for Igor. And she is also a massive hoarder and is extremely stingily with money sometimes which is hypocritical.
Yuri's case: She has a bad habit of bringing her "unique" books into the office and in which case Teri is always the first one to read and would procced to drink heavily and would shout [I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE]. She also has a bad habit of taking Luna everywhere she goes and Luna always comes back looking scarred. And would have symptoms of PTSD for a few days until Igor would have to cleanse her mind.
Igor's case: He hates pranks, and kills himself often to meet up with his sponsors to have a long chat..... and that is it, other then occasionally looking like either a child, a teen, and sometimes a young adult. I honestly don't know much about him.
My case: [redacted]....[redacted]....[redacted]...[redacted]
Other than that, I would say that we are pretty strange and me and Theo are at least the most normal ones here.
[WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WRITE DOWN YOU STALKER. AND HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW AND SINCE WHEN WERE YOU FOLLOWING US] Teri yelled at me
[WTF, I TOLD YOU NOT TO WRITE THAT DOWN AND BURN IT YOU WEIRDO, AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO FOLLOW ME] Luna also yelled at me
[Hey.... Loong can you like not do that any more... I mean the whole stalking thing] Otto concerningly told me
[My~ I would have to agree on Otto on this one] Yuri agreed with Otto and Igor looked at me with a cold stare and said [Young miss, I would suggest you to not do that ever gain.]
[WAIT, YOU'RE A STALKER?!?... WAIT HOW TO DO HOW ABOUT [redacted], HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING ME!!!] Theo yelled out
Yeah never mind everyone here is weird except for me, getting upset over something so trivial. Part 1 end
Part 2: Curse of Hunger
[THE FOOD GOD HAS CURSED US, THE FOOD GOD HAS CURSED US] Theo yelled manically, and soon he started chanting some thing strange. I have to note this down I thought to myself while taking out my phone and opening up notepad to write that down and put it to our archives.
The whole scenario started 2 hours ago when the two of us decided to go on a date to know more about each other. Which before leaving to get lunch Theo asked Teri if he was allowed to do that, and Teri just told him to just follow me since she honestly doesn't really care.... *sigh* sometimes I wish she would get jealous over me interacting with others.
[follow me I know a good place....] I calmly told him, which he nervously got up and followed. As we left the office I immediately grabbed his hoodie and jumped to the nearest roof of a building and continued to travel like that.
[H-Hey t-this i-is t-t-t-too h-high u-up w-w-w-what i-if w-we f-f-f-f-fall?] nervously and panickily asked me, in which I told him with a deadpan tone [会没事, I always travel like this and never fell]
[Oh, we're here] I told him
[U-Uh.... i-is t-t-this t-t-the r-r-right p-p-place i-i-it l-l-looks s-s-s-sketchy ] the kid nervously told me. It's just corpses of rats and human remains, it's noting unusual to see in this city. The kid is truly strange maybe he is more bizarre than I thought.
[don't worry, kid... it's safe I think....] I tried to reassure him
[I'm not a kid, I'm like 19 and Teri said that your 22, we're close to the same age] Theo told me.... it seems like he doesn't like it when I call him kid... I'll note that down, I guess I shouldn't call him that for now on.
[how about brat? Since Teri said that you liked to be called that..] I told him thinking that he would actually liked to be called that.
[No... just use Theodore or Theo] He told me looking like he's about to cry... it seems like he gets emotional easily noted. As we entered to restaurant, I found a table that we can use and decided to order something. But as I looked up at him, I see that he has made a strange face.
[h-hey all of these are bugs and raw meat... did we go to the right one?] he asked, which was a silly question since that is the restaurant that I wanted to bring him to, even if he dies to the food it really doesn't matter.
[yes.. it's the right one now let me ord-] I said before getting my mouth was covered by both of his hands.
[no no no no no no... I will die if I eat this, your a dragon and I'm a human] he said forgetting that he's half demon and not human also.... wait will this be cannibalism... oh....
[sorry... I forgot that you can't eat bugs since it would be cannibalism... sorry...] I said as I dragged him out
[what were did you get that from?] he asked while being dragged. restaurant after restaurant, we couldn't find the right place which leads us till now 2 hours later and him chanting some thing and praying to someone.... This kid has some strange taste in food.
[HEY, what are you guys doing and pffft what's with him. HAHAHAHAHAAHAH] Teri dove to us in her expensive car with Luna.
[HAHAH, yeah what happened?] Luna asked
[well, I almost made Theo into a cannibal by accidentally ordering bugs] I told them with a deadpan tone
[OH shit really.... that's hilarious] Teri almost laughed. While Luna looked concerned and said with a sad tone [Oh... hey, Theo.... you, like... alright.... want to join us for some lunch...]
[GODDESS, THE GOD OF FOOD HAS BLESSED ME!!!] Theo yelled out loud while Teri laughed and Luna looked embarrassed.
[HAHAHaaaaah, Loong come with us, since you probably need to be reminded on how real food tastes.] Teri told me as both Theo and I entered the car and drove to a cafe. While we were reached the cafe at the red light district that Teri manage, I suddenly asked Teri something in the cafe.
[Hey. I'm planning to date Theo if that's alright...] I asked her, while Theo and Luna both spat out the coffee that they were dinking
[Sure I don't mind...] She said but she took some time to process that information and suddenly realized what I just said she yelled out [WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SEE IN HIM]
[YEAH WHY HIM/ME] both Luna and Theo yelled out.
[I DON'T MIND YOU'RE TWO TIMING WITH SOMEONE ELSE BUT WHY HIM?] She asked with Luna and Theo looking at her confused and both yelled [YOU'RE FINE WITH TWO TIMING?]
[I find his random outbursts pretty cute, like a sacred puppy. And I like it when he clings onto dear life when I carry him. And he is surprisingly cute with his goggles and hoodie and I do like his nervousness. I like how emotional he is just like you, I also like how puppy like he is...] I answered her honestly.
And after I said that Teri then would look at Theo then back at me and back at him again and looking back at me again and said [you're fucked in the head if you see that shit in him.... well I don't care..... do whatever you want.]
[I'm sorry, Loong but I love Theresa] Theo replied back to me as both Luna and Teri spit out their coffee when they heard that.
[WHAT?!?!?.... SINCE WHEN. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK... ARE YOU A MASOCHIST?!?!] Teri yelled. This will be a long day isn't it, I said as I thought to myself.
part 2 END. TBC