Hello there, I'm Jeff an LGBTQIA* icon living in the year 2069. I'm here telling you the story on how I became this ICON!!!!!!!!!!! For this story I must take you back to the year 2030, the year of my birth. I was not a child birthed by conventional practices but a fetus produced is the core of a planet called Throattios Goatious. On this plant lived a great spiritual being called Neggatron, Neggatron to us was what Satan is to humans (the goat). BTW I'm not human, I AM A BLACK BULFF. Bulffs are know for their intelligence but and interesting taste in mating rituals. Now back to my birth Neggatron formed me through these mating rituals where they built be using my parents preferable shapes. BULFF children are at first an amalgamation of shapes, then through the years to morph into physically appealing objects. Yes we are objects, due to us being very pro LGBTQIA+ we class are selves as objects (we also age quickly as our lifespan is about 45 years and earth). Fast forward through my terrible childhood where I got fucked raw many a time by creatures I don't know. I then I go sent down to earth where I morphed into a vibrater and got used. I hate the LGBTQIA+ plot twist. Neggatron got bored of writing so I guess I die.