[Welcome mortal XY YT75GGR6HGGHUH536TG6776 from planet HT68UGR67T7IUG8 reality EARTHGTA998567T6577Y for winning the lucky make-a-choice-rebirth contest and getting a chance for reincarnation]
As I am staring at this bizarre eye like being which just offered me a chance for reincarnation, I couldn't help but think that I am getting isekied.
[A basic system will be awarded which will only have the function to show the stats and skill levels, 2 roulette will be used for character and world choosing and finally a perk gacha is available where for every single usage a random positive perk of the chosen character will be awarded along with a random negative character]
Wow it's not even letting me to do a monologue, what the hell....
[Spinning the first roulette.....]
Characters huh.... there's a lot, and by lot a I mean every characters from every major movies, shows or animes are present and I don't even know how it fits so many in that wheel. There are even female characters but I am, was a man....
Finally the wheel stopped at a very unique and totally FEMALE character.... JINX!!! Oh hell no, even though I loved arcane and Jinx but I don't want to spend my entire second life as Jinx, a manic and impulsive teenage girl with borderline personality disorder and a girl. Whoa whoa....god angel whoever you are can I please do that again??
[Spinning second roulette...]
Totally ignoring my pleas, another big wheel popped out into existence and started spinning. This time it stopped at a very heart WRETCHING AND DANGEROUS universe of MARVEL COMICS, come on.... atleast give me MCU, why comics though? I don't even know a lot of comics stuff.
[Permission for perk gacha. Yes OR No]
Ugh... can't just go and die in there, need to have some good perks...YES
[Perk extracted:
Genius Intellect
Fragmented Mind
Spin another gacha: YES OR NO]
Well I'm already half Jinx, crazy and smart, but I'll need more than that to survive... YES
[Perk extracted:
Chaos Catalyst
Obsessive
Spin another gacha: YES OR NO]
I don't even know which of them is the good one...YES
Perk extracted:
Adaptability
Narcissist
Spin another gacha: YES OR NO]
I think my negative perks is weighing more than my positive perks...shit...NO
[Staring process of reincarnation 3..2..]
Well I am totally [1..]
...
I'd like to say that my reincarnation was smooth, but that would be an understatement. Being reborn as a baby with zero motor skills and a fully conscious mind? Well, it's as fun as it sounds. I've spent the last few days staring at the ceiling, contemplating my life choices—or lack thereof—while my parents, Norman and Emily Osborn, cooed over me. Norman looks nothing like the soft-spoken businessman you'd expect from a CEO of Oscorp. No, he's intense even in his private moments. But let's be real—it's the whole "Green Goblin" thing that really makes things complicated.
Honestly, it's hard to take anything seriously right now. I can barely move my limbs without making accidental messes—one time I tried to lift my arm and, well, I think I pooped myself. I didn't even realize until an hour later. Great start to my second life.
But beyond the embarrassment, there's something else nagging at me. A feeling that my new life might not be as simple as I hoped.