Where am I?
You may ask how I got so drunk that I don't know where I am. The problem is that I definitely didn't drink yesterday and certainly didn't take any drugs. So what am I getting at? I'm lying in a fucking Japanese house, damn it! I don't understand how I got here and what's going on. Maybe some anime fans kidnapped me? Crap... We sit down and someone comes in. A young girl walked into the room with a tray in her hands. I can't tell age by sight, so I'm just young. And she's not bad, aristocratic features, a toned body that, although hidden under some rags, has a pretty good figure. Black hair and what struck me were the incredible black eyes that you can drown in.
"Young master, you're awake," she exclaimed and I passed out.
I woke up and it was night outside, but I woke up with an understanding of what was happening. I'm Uchiha Levi, yes, I know that name. Well, the funny thing is that I'm not from this fucking world! Like, I'm from the earth, where cars drive around and skyscrapers reach to the sky (well, I saw on TV that there are some). In a past life, my name was Cristiano Ronaldo... okay, I'm kidding, my name was Alexey Yasnovidets, but it doesn't matter anymore since no one here can pronounce my name. So I ended up in the world of Naruto, I watched this anime, my friends recommended it, and although it was cool to watch, in reality, living here is not at all fun. I think I'm having a panic attack. Okay, calm down, look around. I'm lying on the floor (or on a sports mat, what is it called here?) in an empty room where there is nothing, just bare walls. Maybe I dreamed it and they took me to the madhouse? Hmm. What is this? I saw some kind of fruit and a sword next to the bed... the mat I was lying on, hmm, probably a girl brought it. As soon as I touched them, I passed out again (as if this had become a habit).
So, now I definitely woke up in the morning, so what kind of fruit and sword is this, you ask me. What kind of gift from God is this, the fruit is called Mero-Mero no mi, yes, it is a devil fruit, well, not devilish anymore, since the curse of the sea does not work on it, in general, not a bad gift, but it happened even cooler, since it was tied into my family tree, that is, my children will also receive this skill (if they will be). The story with the sword is more interesting, since this is Akame's sword from the anime Akame the Killer, it is as if it is tied to my soul and only I can wield it or pass it on at my own discretion. I can summon it from my soul, such a chest for the sword. And what is interesting is that there was no meeting with God, just like that, and I know all this. And why did he give me all this if he does not want me to fulfill his task or desire, although I will not burden myself with this, my head hurts anyway. As I said, I (now I, yes) Uchiha Levi was an orphan student in my past life. In general, if you think about it, nothing good awaited me there. As well as here, since Itachi will come with a fiery heart and thoughts of a Hokage, he will divide me in two, but more about that another time. How did I die? You won't believe it, I was unscrewing a light bulb, I got an electric shock, I fell from a chair and broke my neck. Yes, I know that the story is not very good, but hey, you can't choose your death. So let's not dwell on the past, who am I in this world? I am Uchiha Levi, first and foremost an Uchiha! I am 6 years old and I spent a couple of days in a mini-coma because my dear (father) (one of the strongest jounin of the clan, and the elder of the Uchiha clan) Uchiha Troy wanted to make me the 2nd Uchiha Madara and trained with me very well (I am not sure that a Genin would have withstood this training) so now I am lying here. He is 43 years old. For a shinobi, this is a decent age. Next comes my mother, she is dead... As I understand it, she died on the battlefield, like a real Uchiha, as (father) said.
In principle, there is no need to continue further, since the others in this house are 30 servants, me and (father) (And what did you think? In this world, everything is determined by strength, especially since for people without chakra, serving the Uchiha clan is a great honor. I would have finished this listing, but there is one interesting point here. Kamado Naori is the maid who brought me food. She is my father's illegitimate daughter. Also a murky story, but as Levi heard before me and as I now thought, when my father found out about my mother's death while he was on the battlefield of World War II, he could not restrain himself from grief and Naori was born, and as a decent shinobi, he took his daughter with him after the war. Naori turned out to be untalented in terms of chakra and all sorts of shinobi movements, so her father got her a place. For Levi's past, Naori replaced her mother and in general she is a very sunny girl. From what I remember ... Fuck, I'm an idiot, she's older than me, which means we need to build a different theory about her birth. Well, she was born before the war, and I was somewhere in the middle the war lasted 10 years. She is 16 years old. Don't throw sticks at me and don't call the police in my past life I was 17. It is very difficult to go from 17 years of life to 6 years and in general, who in life has had such a practice? Cr... hmm someone opens the door. Naori entered dressed in a black kimono (yes, I know what it's called) "Oh, you woke up" she exclaimed and rushed to hug me.
"I told my father that this is not allowed, but he still says you should not disgrace the name of Uchiha OH... That is, I told the honorable elder" And looked away to the floor. Yes Well, there are customs here.
"Have I overslept for a long time?" I asked to clear the air.
"Yeah, 2 days." "Hmm, when do I go to the academy?"
"AH," she exclaimed so loudly that my heart nearly jumped out of my chest.
"Levi, did he hit you so hard that you forgot that too?" Fuck, that's right, that question was in all the fanfics.
"I'll call the medic-nin right away!"
"No, sister, wait, I remembered everything, I just had a headache and it was hard to count." She looked at me with a very suspicious expression.
"Oh, okay, you lie down for now, I'll run for food." And she ran away. It's better not to allow situations like that to happen again.
So it turns out that I have a week left before I enter the academy. I'm 3 years younger than Minato and Kushina. (Father) used to set an example during training that some clanless nobody is the best in the academy and I should be better than him. It's not hard to connect that this person was Minato. I've been sitting here staring at the ceiling for 5 minutes now and I decided not to reveal my fruit and sword to anyone for now, it will be better that way. This doesn't mean that I will underestimate my strength, excuse me, I understand that I'm not a genius and being a level higher than my classmates will be easy for me at first. Because of the difference in perception of the world, but then they will catch up with me sooner or later, so I will tear my veins apart in training.
The door creaked and Naori entered. "Here is your recovery soup" She exclaimed cheerfully, putting the tray on my feet and spreading her arms to the sides. I carefully took a spoon and sipped the soup, hmm, it's delicious.
"Naori, can you tell the cook that the soup is very tasty?"
"Yes, I'm sure Mika-san will be happy" AAA and these suffixes are so difficult.
I finished my soup and went to the training ground, by the way, I only now realized how big this house is, it's like comparing a one-room apartment with a 3-story house. Only this house is even bigger! And how many secret rooms, secret passages and underground roads are here. I remember when I was a child, Levi found one of these and (father) shared that under the entire Uchiha complex, each house is connected by an underground road and to be honest, I believe him. While I was walking, all the servants I met bowed to me and said "Levi-sama" according to etiquette, I should just shake my head a little and move on. You ask what if I don't do it? A stern reprimand from (father). Yes, I don't really like the traditions here, but there's nothing to be done. Leaving the house, I went out into a large garden, all sorts of banquets are held here, etc. there are many tables and then a garden-labyrinth where you can retire with someone, and here the question is how can you escape from the shinobi just by going behind the trees? The answer lies in the fact that there are many seals that were put by the master of seals from the Yamanaka clan, yes, there is a master of seals there, which is not surprising in principle, considering what their clan does. Well, so one day Levi, that is, I was playing with Naori in this garden in the local style of hide and seek and in the end
I got lost, and Naori could not find me and turned to the servants, in the end they looked for me for 3 hours, taking into account that I screamed these 3 hours. That's the kind of soundproofing there is there, oh, if only I had such a thing in the past world, I would not have gotten up on Sunday morning from the screams of fucking children or drunk neighbors.
So, passing the garden, I go to the training ground, there were 3 of them and another one under the house where (father) trains. There my coach-tormentor Uchiha Keitsu was waiting for me, a normal guy if you don't count his oddity. Ask what's odd? That he makes sure that everything is perfect if you look at him you won't find a single flaw, but if he sees your appearance and all that, he turns a blind eye, but if he sees some inaccuracy in your stance or God forbid in throwing kunai, then he won't leave you alone.(In general, I noticed that strong jounin always take some oddity for themselves and it should only be theirs and can't be repeated! By the way, even my father has an oddity)
"Hello Keitsu-san" And don't forget to bow. He runs his gaze over me, I feel my heart pounding in my chest because he is a trusted person (of my father). If Keitsu-san thinks that something is wrong with me, I'm finished.
"Greetings Levi-kun" The jounin nodded his head. "To be honest, I'm surprised. I thought you'd be out of action for another two days after that training. Well done. We don't have the stamina of a Senju, but an Uchiha should be tough enough not to fall in the middle of a fight." I was very surprised because this was the first time Levi could remember him praising me. "Of course, you're still far from being an Uchiha. We're not some Nara. We're the greatest clan in history! So for now, you've only taken the first timid step towards the great name of the Uchiha." Yeah, if I were a 6-year-old boy, I'd fall in love with that clan right away after that speech. "Okay, since you came, stop hanging around for 15 quick laps around the training ground." And they've never heard of a warm-up here. As soon as I started running, that snake that was Keitsu-sensei crawled out. It turns out I'm running wrong. Yeah, I was also shocked, but instead of 15 laps I ran 20 because of this (more like walked than ran, but I'm a kid). After that there were 50 push-ups, 20 pull-ups, lifting a 5 kg kettlebell 15 times on the wrist (this is for throwing a kunai). We started or practice stances. Taijutsu as it is called here is many types, but we learn special taijutsu of our clan, it is sharpened specifically for our kekei-genkai. Sharingan is a great and powerful sharingan with many imba techniques, yes, I will have it too! Although considering what needs to be done to awaken it, I don't really want to. After all this torment, we go throw kunai. And here, in addition to everything else, the difference between clanless and clan ones appears, we learn real kunai that shinobi use on missions (everyone learns, even orphans, with their special chunin trainer, and this chunin is real, he has seen the battlefield and earned his rank, not like the academy teachers, there they take more based on the presence of the will of fire) also the Uchiha have their own style of throwing kunai and shuriken. (That's how stylish we are)
"Stop" said the tormentor-sensei "Below average you are still very far from the name Uchiha boy, okay, let's finish for today" I walked a couple more meters, but I feel that today the sensei will carry me again, for the Uchiha clan this is normal chunins who teach children usually stay for a long time in order to destroy everyone. The sensei-tormentor brought me home, a couple of beautiful maids washed me, to be honest I do not have the strength to be embarrassed. Then according to the schedule a 2-hour nap. As soon as I lay down on the rug I fell asleep. translate into English