"Bibi Bibi ... Bibi what?"
FyrenZhang is stuttering.
If this was in the city, in Syracuse, compared to picking up girls, these two brothers bundled together were no match for themselves.
Nothing is needed, just say that it's FyrenZhang who is looking for a girlfriend and you'll see.
Countless gorgeous women will come to audition for the show in heavy cream, sexy, flirty and alluring fashion.
He or she could even get four mentors to rate them and finally choose the first and second runners-up.
But how do you compare it here?
The girls here are all from the jianghu, looking at kung fu, ability, character, sect and master ...
Or even if your jungle dreams fit with her.
These are the aspects that one is lacking the most.
FyrenZhang decided to make the first move, "If it's about picking up girls, I'll go with Sabrina!"
Sabrina froze, and surprisingly, her heart rejoiced a little: I've been chosen!
And then suddenly I felt so cheap.
What's there to be happy about? Being chosen by him ... and good?
In front of so many people ... I will kill you sooner or later!
Then frowned again and glared at FyrenZhang, making FyrenZhang embarrassed.
OttoLong took a look, and thought to himself: well chosen, ah senior brother, you are considered to have chosen the baby la haha, a moment later that Colorful Illusionary Flower Pupils, I hope you can withstand it oh!
OttoLong hurriedly pointed at Michelle, "Then I choose Michelle!"
Michelle was a little shy and a little happy.
Richard Zhao was shocked, so he chose two of them?
Hurry up and point to Melody: "I'll take ... then"
RichardZhao froze.
I choose a dick!
Playing around!
Do I have a choice?
Melody glared at them, "It's not for you to choose, it's ... I have a few questions I'd like to ask you."
All three were relieved.
Sabrina was a little disappointed.
Melody sighed and looked at the ground, "First question, should men have three wives and four concubines?"
"Haha!" RichardZhao said, "Of course! Having many concubines is a sign of a man's success! Only a strong man is worthy of being surrounded by many beautiful women and enjoying the blessings of all! It is said that beautiful women love heroes, haha!"
"I think, I'm a hero!"
Melody punches over and RichardZhao covers his eyes and crouches down, "Did I say something wrong?"
Melody looks over at OttoLong.
OttoLong thinks he gets it.
"Of course you shouldn't! A good man, should start with one! True love should be to love only one person in a lifetime! To love only one person in a lifetime! Thinking about only one person for a lifetime! One life, one life ..."
"I think that I'm just a good man! A good man is me!"
Melody punched over again and OttoLong crouched down covering his eyes as well, "Smashing hurts that much? I think I'm going blind!"
Melody looked to FyrenZhang, and in those cloudy eyes, there was actually a hidden hint of anticipation.
FyrenZhang is embarrassed, "Uh ..."
RichardZhao said, "Say it! You say it! Hurry up and drop it!"
OttoLong also urged, "Sifu, it's all one punch anyway, so hurry up!"
FyrenZhang cried, "I don't know."
Melody glared, "You don't know! You're his disciple! How could you not know!?"
FyrenZhang said with difficulty:
"I think that Big Brother is right, but Richard isn't wrong either."
"What do you mean?"
FyrenZhang said, "Mastermind ..."
"Don't call me ma'am! Speak clearly! Speak clearly!"
RichardZhao and OttoLong, one with a panda eye, two people just one eye still winking at each other to signal the meaning:
Well, it's finally his turn for bad luck.
The old lady got excited and the ass-kissing didn't work, haha!
It looks like the biggest thunder is going to be stepped on by him!
We, Upper Quadportal, can barely carry on being tortured by the old lady, you, a Central Quadportal junior, the old lady can kill you if she's not careful.
FyrenZhang sighed, "What Eldest Brother said is right. True love is supposed to be one-on-one, to be faithful, to be dedicated and long-lasting."
Melody clenched her fists.
Those two guys just squinted their eyes and looked at Melody's fists, mentally pushing and cheering:
Hit him! Hit him! He's the only one who didn't get hit! Hit him!
Hit him ah you!
FyrenZhang continued, "But practically speaking, Richard has a point. Successful men tend to have a lot of women."
"They have successful careers and stand in a more upward position in society, and will themselves be worshipped and admired by girls. And men at that stage tend to be more egotistical, feeling that they have conquered the world, with their hands in the air and omnipotent ..."
"With extreme self-confidence, it's easy to fail to carry the temptation when faced with all those beautiful women who pounce on you."
"In the final analysis, those who are in high positions of power and extraordinary achievements and still manage to be single-minded to their wives are, after all, a minority."
Melody said, "What about you?"
"I ... you know, senior lady, I have quite a lot of girlfriends. But the one who is really together is just one ... right ..."
"How many exactly?"
FyrenZhang grimaces, "The only one who is really together, I was going to marry this one, my little secretary, good looking and knowledgeable, never gives me any trouble, I think she's great."
"But then it ... got a little straddling the gate."
Melody's eyes widened, "You're kinda aggravated?"
FyrenZhang was on the verge of tears, "I'm serious, I'm really aggravated Senior Mistress! I don't know what's wrong with me lately, especially attracting women to like! It's not about money, social status, or anything else, it's all about the people who used to annoy me, but lately I don't know what's going on, and they've been pouncing on me like crazy."
"There is such a thing?"
"Ah!" FyrenZhang said, "I was trying so hard to refuse, refuse, and refuse again! I'm sorry I didn't hold out!"
Melody was half-exasperated, "After all, what exactly do you think should happen?"
FyrenZhang said, ''Senior Maiden, it's hard to say things like feelings, and there doesn't seem to be any standard answer. You like to have three wives and four concubines, then you have to ask people if they are willing to do so, don't you? If everyone accepts it and refuses to let go, and they all feel that this is good and will be happy ... then it doesn't matter."
"If two people feel that there is no room for a third, then of course it's best!"
"There are many kinds of love in the world. But there will always be people who fall in love with people they shouldn't, there will always be people who fall in love with people they can't have, and there will always be people who screw things up in their ignorance at the age of love, and then only regret it when their youth is gone ... or even people who fall in love with people who just aren't human ... "
"All I can say is that it's impossible to say anything about this kind of thing."
Melody lowered her head and murmured, "Can't tell? ... Perhaps, as you say."
RichardZhao looks at OttoLong: "What did he say?"
OttoLong also looked at Melody dumbfounded, "Didn't say anything."
"That's okay?"
"I don't get it either, it looks like the ... line is up."
Melody sighed, "You guys stand up."
"Second question, which is important, the kingdom or the woman?"
OttoLong was the first to raise his hand, "Women are important! A man who can't even protect a woman is not qualified or capable of fighting for the world!"
"As a new male in the new era, we should respect and love women, and women can hold up half the sky!"
Melody looked at him.
OttoLong is nervous, should ... not be wrong?
Bang!
OttoLong covered his other eye and crouched down, "Still coming ... Am I wrong?"
RichardZhao took a look, "Uh ... Jiangshan is important! A man is a great man, how can he give up this great river and mountain because of his children's love? A man's great husband, should have the heart of the world, look up to the sky, lift three feet of sword, build the world's achievements ..."
Bang!
RichardZhao also covered his eyes and crouched down, "Am I wrong again?"
Melody looks at FyrenZhang, "You."
FyrenZhang looked at the two men crouching on the ground, looking up at themselves together, both with panda eyes.
"Just ... can't you take your wife and fight?"
Those two's panda eyes widened instantly.
Holy shit!
Isn't it one or the other?
FyrenZhang said, "How nice! A lot of accomplished big shots have a good wife."
Melody smiled bitterly, "But he said he was afraid that I would get hurt, that he would drag me down, that he wouldn't be able to protect me, so he was leaving me ..."
FyrenZhang said, "He should have asked you if you wanted to."
Melody looked at FyrenZhang, "You're right, he didn't ask. He made the decision for me himself. He thinks he's being noble, he thinks he's doing me a favor, but what about me? What about me?"
FyrenZhang looks at Melody, "Sometimes men don't know what the right thing to do is."
"All men are self-righteous fools!"
FyrenZhang sighed, "And how are women not infatuated fools?"
Melody smiled bitterly and pulled out the last oversized Meteorite Ice Crystal, "Here you go."
"Wait!"
RichardZhao couldn't take it anymore.
He stood up in a flash, his two panda eyes widening:
"Elder! It's not that I'm unconvinced! Well, I'm just not convinced!"
"Since yesterday, you've been favoring this FyrenZhang. whatever he says sounds good, whatever he does is right! I won't talk about you for that!"
"Let's just say that of these three contests, which one of them was fair, just, and open?"
"What was the first match? Talent! Anyone with an eye can tell that OttoLong and I's talent can crush FyrenZhang's by 800 blocks!"
"What talent does he have? He's just slithering talent! Ordinary mundane true qi, and it's pathetically thin! Compared to the two of us, he is simply the difference between a school slag and a school bully! If this were school, he'd have to sit in the last seat!"
"You're lucky! Because he spoke one more word, he didn't need to be castrated, and we almost let you geld us by asking one less question! I'd like to ask you, Elder, where is fairness? Where is justice?"
Melody looks at RichardZhao, "I'm the judge and I think he's more talented than you guys. If I let you guys judge yourselves, what do you need me for?"
"You're not being fair, just and open either!" RichardZhao said excitedly, "Then the players have to be convinced, right? Take the second game for example, three people mixed! He just moved his mouth, and the two of us fought like two sons of bitches, and he won again! Is that reasonable?"
Melody said, "Combat isn't just about strength, speed and skill. Psychology, tactics, clinical reaction, resistance to pressure ... these are all important indicators."
"The two of you clearly despise him and want to draw him in, so who do you blame for your own bad luck?"
"That third one was outrageous, wasn't it? You two are going to give him the big Meteorite Ice Crystal after a little chatting by yourself ..."
"It's an oversized Meteorite Ice Crystal! Oversized!"
"Yes!" RichardZhao roared, "Supersize! What did he do? We all answered in two, and he all but made peace with it! Why should we give it to him?"
"Then I thought he was more handsome than you guys!"
"Can handsome be food?"
"So ugly can be a meal?"
"Then you can't just give things to whoever is good looking, can you?"
"Why should I decide by your rules when I have the thing in my hands?"
"That thing was originally mine!"
Melody said angrily, "Originally? The original is still heavenly! Do you remember all those things you said about me from the beginning? Have you ever treated me with the slightest bit of respect?"
OttoLong stood up and approached FyrenZhang, "What's the situation?"
FyrenZhang nodded, "Starting to rehash the past."
RichardZhao: "I've been good since then!"
Melody: "You listen and you argue with me?"
RichardZhao: "It's not like your rules are unfair!"
Melody: "I think you just think you're great and feel like there's something shady if you don't win!"
RichardZhao laughed, "Then I can't help it if you want to think so!"
FyrenZhang shook his head, "Stupid."
OttoLong was also shaking his head, "Even I know that's a dead giveaway."
RichardZhao was finally about to break down, "Senior, can you be reasonable?"
Melody looked at him, "RichardZhao, I'm here to be a judge with you, not to reason with you."
RichardZhao felt as if ... he had been struck by lightning.