The old lady wasn't very tall, but she was kinda imposing as she took a few steps back and forth here and there.
"First game, more than talent!"
Melody said majestically, "As the saying goes, it's hard to make up for innate deficiencies. Everyone has the bowl of rice that best suits them, whether you can hold it or not, it's up to you to make it."
At the mention of this, FyrenZhang was a little nervous.
These two, one Regal Majesty and one neither of them on Celestial Canon with their weird true auras, must both be the pride of the heavens!
Besides, it's a male lead, so of course it's all about being cool, cool, cool, cool, cool!
What about yourself? I'm a delivery boy. Does being good at running yellow lights to speed up delivery count as a talent?
Michelle was very excited, "Good! This is a sure win for Young Master!"
Sabrina looks at innocent Michelle and feels so pure.
Now that's something I wouldn't dare say. You're a real daredevil.
"What's wrong?" Michelle said, "Don't worry, the Young Lord's talent is unrivaled, and Regal Majesty, the leader of the four chi, is sure to win."
Sabrina nodded and calmly said, "Watch."
RichardZhao was obviously confident as well, "Elder, how do you measure something like talent?"
Melody said, "I have a unique gong method, I'll teach it to you guys, whoever can practice it will be gifted chant."
"Hahahahaha!" RichardZhao looked up to the sky and laughed, "Senior! It's not that I'm boasting, when it comes to talent, I dare say there's not a single one better than me in the whole world!"
"I learned literature at age three, martial arts at age four, and chest breaking at age five ..."
Melody frowned tightly, "Five?"
"That's right!" RichardZhao pointed to his chest, "It took six months of lying down to get better! But I carried it! As far as talent goes with this pile of pieces, I can say I'm invincible!"
Melody rolled her eyes.
OttoLong, however, smiled with poise and confidence, laughed and took two steps out, clasping his fists and arching his hands:
"Richard, when it comes to talent, I, OttoLong, have never been able to beat anyone!"
"Oh? Tell me?"
"Yes!" OttoLong said, "I have been carrying Regal Majesty since I was young, and have been taught by my righteous father for many years, I broke through the Upper Quadportal at the age of only eighteen, and led the border guards to defend the border! I have experienced countless battles of all sizes, made more than a hundred meritorious achievements, received a roomful of awards and trophies, and won the Southern Border Army's Ten Outstanding Youth for five consecutive years!"
"Winner of the Best Male Soldier Award four years in a row!"
"Winner of the Best Commander Award for the third year in a row!"
"Winner of the Man of the Year Award for the second year in a row!"
"One Year in a Row ..."
Melody interrupts impatiently, "One year you're continuous my ass!"
"Yes!" OttoLong said, "What I mean by latecomer is, that year, I won the Popular Man of the Quarter award four times in one breath!"
OttoLong was very proud: "I wouldn't dare to say than anything else, but talent? Hahaha! I've never lost!"
Melody looks at FyrenZhang, "Fyren, do you want to brag about it too?"
"Huh?" FyrenZhang scratched his ear, "I ... still ... still ... still ..."
"Hmph! Stammering, not knowing what to say, as a seven-foot man, not a bit of self-confidence!"
FyrenZhang was embarrassed, "Yes, senior taught me a lesson."
Melody looked at the three young Juniors with a serious as hell expression on her face.
"One shakes his head and is full of confidence, huh! Let me tell you, I'm a person who is most concerned about fairness, notarization, and openness!"
"Don't any of you try to play tricks, if you want to win Meteorite Ice Crystal, you have to rely on your own real skills and your own performance! It's best not to play smart in front of me, otherwise, not only will I not give Meteorite Ice Crystal, I will also beat you up and waste your cultivation! So that you won't go out and disgrace that old Herbert boy in the future!"
RichardZhao raised his hand, "Senior, I am not a Herbert disciple! My master's name is ..."
"So you're great because you have many masters?"
"No, not ..."
"Master is not Herbert, so he can throw them?"
"No, I didn't ..."
"Look at you with your dog's head and whistling, your leering gaze, your cape, and your human form!"
The more Melody scolded, the angrier she got, "If you can't practice kung fu well in a while, I'll slap you to death!"
RichardZhao bowed his head in embarrassment and said nothing.
OttoLong smiled and said, "Seniors rest in peace, in fact, ah ..."
"And you!" Melody pestles OttoLong's ribcage with a wooden stick, one at a time:
"You're Herbert's oldest disciple, how do you come out and make a name for yourself with so little skill?"
RichardZhao is holding back a laugh.
Melody's big stick whistled and crossed over, pointing at RichardZhao: "You can't even beat such a rash, big fool, don't say you're Herbert's disciple when you go out in the future! It's a disgrace!"
OttoLong lowered his head and thought to himself that I'd just fart all wrong.
Melody wasn't happy yet and continued to pestle OttoLong's ribcage with a stick, "Be smart for a while! Study hard! Study hard! Don't be so ignorant all day long! You're a piece of shit! Donkey balls!"
Melody looked at OttoLong and saw that he was still hiding from his stick: "Oh my? How dare you dodge? Try dodging again? I will dislike you! I'll dislike you! I dislike you!"
OttoLong can only carry it hard.
FyrenZhang took a look at the finished ah!
The more this old lady said, the more angry ah, this half of the life relationship is not good, make her mentality is very unstable ah!
Melody walked up to FyrenZhang, already so angry that her nose holes erupted.
FyrenZhang smiled, "Shifu."
Melody froze and blushed!
"You ... you brat! Who are you calling out to your teacher's wife na? You ... you hate you!"
Melody stomped her foot, "In the future ... not allowed ah! Annoying! You're the most annoying I tell you!"
RichardZhao and OttoLong said to themselves what is going on here!
What's going on here!
You're happy with "ma'am"?
Oh, my God! You're acting like a little girl!
OttoLong stomped his foot and thought, "Why didn't I think of that! I'm stupid!
The old lady is how to suppress, can not suppress their own smile, and finally cover the face hehehe laugh half a day, and finally shyly show half of the face to pretend to be unhappy: "Call me angry again ah!"
RichardZhao padded over to him, "No FyrenZhang you're a fucking bit ..."
The old lady returned to hit him on the head with a stick, "What's the matter with you?"
"No, he's cheating, he's kissing ass ..."
"I love it!" The old lady gave him another stick.
RichardZhao said to himself I'm really ... This is outrageous, isn't it?
What about the promised fairness, equity and openness!
And I can't believe I can't dodge this old woman's casual stick! It's too weird!
Plus the location of this smash is where FyrenZhang took the big tree yesterday, and it really hurts!
FyrenZhang shamelessly came over to me, "Shifu ..."
Melody glared, "You're still screaming? Still screaming?"
FyrenZhang commiserated, "Then I'll call it or not, you're our teacher's wife too!"
Melody laughed and pursed her lips hard, "I hate smooth talking boys I tell you."
Then gently, "Go wait over there."
"Ugh, slow down, Shifu, don't get angry with them both, oh!"
"Got it, annoying."
OttoLong chimed in, "Sensei, I actually ..."
Melody said angrily, "Fuck off! Stand back! Did I tell you to talk?"
OttoLong said what is this!
That's more than my master!
What are you doing here with us?
We're from the same school! I'm still the eldest brother!
Open the door to the great disciple!
Don't I scream sweeter than him?
RichardZhao rubbed his head and approached OttoLong, "What the hell! What the hell is your master's brother?"
OttoLong said glumly, "He used to be a lickspittle, gifted in that area, dammit. Hit him in the head."
RichardZhao was surprised: "Licking dogs also have their own stage? We won't let a licking dog play with us, right?"
"Alas, I have been played by him more than once. Let's hope this old lady will be fair."
Melody said, "You three, draw lots and come to the cave in order, I'll teach you kung fu, and you'll win if you learn it."
RichardZhao was first, and within two minutes of going in, he started wailing on it:
"Elder spare your life! I was wrong! I admit defeat! I admit defeat! Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't practice this ..."
Melody said angrily, "Waste! Blowing bullskin to the heavens, but when it comes to the critical moment, it's nothing but bullshit! You can't even practice the first stance, get the hell out of here!"
Bang--!
RichardZhao is flying out the door!
Directly flew to that big tree, crashed into the tree, the person did not land, first a mouthful of blood sprayed out, lying on the ground half a day can not climb up.
"Holy shit!" FyrenZhang walked over and circled around RichardZhao, "No way? Learning a gong method, how did you get like this? Hey hey, aren't you very talented? What the hell did you see?"
RichardZhao looked up with difficulty, "You ... went in ... and ... knew... ...now ..."
OttoLong is still fuming when the inside shouts, "OttoLong! It's your turn!"
OttoLong cautiously went in and, like, didn't make it a minute and was convinced.
"No more practicing, no more practicing, Senior Maiden I'm done! I also admit defeat! I admit defeat too!"
RichardZhao, who was lying down below, hurriedly moved his position to one side with great difficulty, and sure enough, with a bang, OttoLong also flew out and fell on a big tree, similarly spitting out a mouthful of old blood, lying down on the place where RichardZhao had just been lying down.
RichardZhao kindly reminded, "If you lie down for a while to slow down, move to the side to make room for FyrenZhang."
OttoLong said with difficulty, "I know, slow down for a while ..."
FyrenZhang is even more scared.
How bizarre a gong method must it be to make both of these two guys, who were at the top position in terms of talent, panic so much!
"Fyren, it's your turn, come in."
"Oh, I'm coming Shifu."
Michelle and Sabrina rushed to pounce, and OttoLong rushed, "Don't move! It's broken!"
The two beauties looked at each other and said, "Why did this old woman hit so hard?
Michelle as, "Young Lord, what's going on? It's impossible for you to lose in a fight for talent!"
OttoLong looks at FyrenZhang already inside: "Help me, lean on the side, FyrenZhang is coming out soon."
Helping it to the side, RichardZhao over there was already laughing, "We're so miserable even if we take a hit, FyrenZhang might be killed! Hahaha!"
Sabrina huffed at him, "Shut up! You're laughing at people when you've been beaten yourself!"
OttoLong also laughed and said, "The Kung Fu she taught, the first stance: if you want to practice this Kung Fu, you have to self-circumcise first, hahaha, there's no way for anyone to practice it."
Sabrina was shocked and looked into the cave, "FyrenZhang! You ... you come out!"
OttoLong was surprised and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, "What are you nervous about?"
"Huh? I ..."
Michelle's eyes flashed with a hint of sadness.
She seemed to have realized something.
But FyrenZhang never came out!
A long time passed and there was no sound.
It was as if the world had stood still, and Sabrina was as hot as an ant.
This dead head! It won't really be for some set of feats ...
That's outrageous, isn't it?
Have you considered your own future? Have you considered me!
What if I get poisoned again?
After a long time, FyrenZhang's smile came out from inside, "Yay! I got it! Hahaha! I'll practice! Ahahahaha ..."
Sabrina sat down on her butt and blurted out, "It's over."
RichardZhao looks at Sabrina, "Your woman?"
OttoLong also looked at Sabrina: "My ... is, is it?"