"Master? What are you up to! My god!"
FyrenZhang cried without tears, "What are you doing, Master? What are you doing barging into my room in the middle of the night?"
Herbert said, "This woman is sneaky, I'm worried that he's not favorable to my disciple, so I'm secretly watching."
FyrenZhang was going crazy.
"That is ... you saw what happened later, don't you think you should avoid it?"
Herbert shook his head and said, "I'm looking for you for something."
"What kind of thing to stare at the head of someone's bed all the time?"
Herbert let out a long sigh, "This woman reminds me of someone. Think of that year, she is also eighteen, I am also eighteen, that year, the peach blossoms at the head of the village bloomed, like many colorful haze, adorning the clouds, at that time, I was young and ignorant, at that time, she was green and simple ..."
"Master Master, your story will be told another day."
XenaXu are crying in fear.
Tugging at the quilt to cover herself, "Fyren, what kind of person is this?"
"Ah nothing, my Master."
"You have a Master?"
"You stay out of it."
FyrenZhang stood up on the floor, "Master, let's go to the living room and talk."
Master nodded, "Her breasts are even bigger than that girl the other day."
"Master's insight is subtle and observes carefully, disciple admires, go, go, go, go, go to the living room."
Master took one step and turned back three times, "How does it feel?"
"You hurry up and go! Don't need you to care!"
In the living room, FyrenZhang let out a long breath and touched his forehead, "Master, why did you come without saying hello?"
"Master is worried about you."
FyrenZhang was dying of anger, "Thank you Master for hanging around."
"Alas, to think that I could receive such good disciples as you and Otto when I've drifted around for half my life and am disheartened, there's nothing more that Master could ask for in this life."
"Master, you'd better talk about things."
"There's nothing else, oh yeah, these underwear are ..."
FyrenZhang grabbed it and put it in his pocket, "Nothing. Master you continue to say."
"About this underwear ..."
"Not for you to say this, I mean your purpose, continue to say this."
"Oh, I originally wanted to come here to teach you a bit of kung fu, I suddenly remembered that after talking to you guys for half a day the other day, I actually didn't teach you anything, Master was too careless. As a result, when I just came today, I saw that woman, and after that, I threw over a pair of panties about this ..."
"Master ah! Let's forget about that piece of rag, what kung fu are you going to teach me?"
"Good disciple, Master has such good disciples as you two, this life is worth it."
FyrenZhang rubbed his forehead, thinking painfully:
Master seems to be even more confused than before.
Damn, according to the original plot he was OttoLong's master alone, right? Now it's good, even I'm wrapped up in it.
This guy is even more crazy than XenaXu!
No, I'll easily go off the deep end if I learn kung fu from him, so I'd better forget it.
"Master, this is our blessing, you are pitying us."
"Hmm, can talk." Herbert said, "Just now, when Master looked at you like that, ah, he was thinking, if you have a child, then don't I have an apprentice grandchild? For the sake of my apprentice grandson, I have to live well too, so that I can teach my grandson to practice kung fu in the future."
FyrenZhang was depressed to the core: "Master, that matter is too far away, let's talk about the immediate future."
At this time XenaXu had already changed into her own set of proper clothes and walked out.
Like a well-behaved lady of the house, with small broken steps and a lowered head, she walked to the front and obediently knelt on the ground, "Master is above, Xena pays her respects to Master."
FyrenZhang hated this in his heart!
[Dead girl! Why don't you stay inside and come out? You're sick even if my master is sick?
[I'm not even dressed properly, and I'm wearing tennis socks underneath!
Herbert was so excited: "Aigoo, my disciple's daughter-in-law, get up quickly! Hahaha, uh-huh, what a well-behaved and understanding child!"
"Thank you Master."
Herbert nodded, "I've decided, Fyren ah."
"Master."
"You have to have a child as soon as possible, do you hear me? When the child is a full month old, I'll carry him away and return him to you eighteen years later, and I guarantee to nurture him to be spirited, deaf, smart, and invincible in martial arts."
FyrenZhang said heartily:
[I'm crazy! I'm crazy to give birth to a child for you to carry away! What do you think you are doing!
Mouth said, "Master is too good to my apprentice."
He glared back at XenaXu, "Go back."
"Ugh, wait!" Herbert fumbled for half a day and pulled a dagger out of his pocket.
The dagger was short and simple, and didn't look exquisite.
"This is the Qilin Dagger, a sort of meeting gift for my apprentice daughter-in-law."
FyrenZhang reached out to take it, "I'll take it for her first."
"Scram! It's for my apprentice daughter-in-law."
"Thank you Master.Xena wishes Master good health and all the best."
"Uh-huh, good boy, good boy, go ahead and have fun. Oh yeah, your panties are at Fyren's, remember to ask him for them later."
XenaXu blushed and held back her laughter, "Yes, Xena knows. Enjoy your seat Master, Xena is retiring."
"Hmm."
Watching Xena walk away with a twirl.
Herbert stroked his beard, "What a nice ass ... What a nice girl!"
FyrenZhang narrows his eyes: old thing! You just almost told the truth, didn't you? Pervert!
FyrenZhang said, "Master, you haven't said what kung fu you're going to teach your disciple?"
"Little Monkeyish Fist!" Herbert said, "However, in order to practice my kung fu, you must recast your muscles and bones!"
"Recast the muscles and bones?"
"Yes!"
"How?"
"I'll first use the Mountains and Peaks to break all the bones in your entire body! Shatter the tendons and veins in your entire body! Then I'll use a super recovery medicine to make you quickly recondition, plus my unique internal martial arts, the essentials of the Marrow Cleansing Sutra to make your whole body's tendons and bones heal quickly! After that, you are a ..."
"A dead man?"
"What words? Master's hand is accurate! It won't kill you."
"Then you'll be disabled?"
"Just disabled for a while, it'll be over soon."
FyrenZhang licked his teeth, "Master, you see it's like this ah, as for me, I have something very important to do tomorrow, you break the bones of my whole body, the tendons and veins are all ..."
"Shatter!" Herbert gestured his big palm.
"Yes, yes, this set down it, I'm not afraid of suffering ah master, the key is that I still have to go to work tomorrow, the unit of the old things, I became disabled children, a lot of things are going to be delayed."
Herbert was dissatisfied: "Is the unit's business important, or is learning kung fu from me important? Are you afraid of suffering?"
"No, no, no, absolutely not." FyrenZhang said, "I'm just ..."
"Nonsense! It's not up to you!"
FyrenZhang immediately felt bad and turned around to escape.
Could he escape under Herbert?
Herbert grabbed him as if he were a chicken, and pressed his hand on the sofa: "Apprentice, bear with me for a while, Master will slowly torture you!"
FyrenZhang screamed, "Master! Don't, Master! Master I was wrong!"
Herbert shouted, "Exhaust the mountains and the seas!"
FyrenZhang was devastated.
Who would have thought that the villain was slapped to death by a supporting character?
He himself was just defending himself against OttoLong, but it turned out that this supporting character was even more ruthless than the protagonist!
The plot has gone off the rails.
By the way!
Immovable King Experience Ticket!
Damn it, let's get through this first!
I was just about to use my life-saving weapon, but I heard Herbert let out a "yelp".
He stopped.
"Master?"
Herbert was overjoyed, "Apprentice! Your sinews ... have been recast!?"
FyrenZhang let out a long breath.
Damn, it's fortunate that I slept with Chloe.Otherwise, I might have to muddle through and die in the hands of this old lunatic today.
The Immovable King of Brightness Experience Coupon could block a blow, but then you pondered, with Herbert's brain, one slap won't work!
He would definitely need to add another slap to see what happens.
Not to mention losing a precious life-saving experience ticket himself, he would also be beaten into a vegetable.
Chloe is not only her sexy secretary, but also her blessed beauty!
Chloe, I love you!
FyrenZhang is crying.
Herbert pulled FyrenZhang up, felt the upper and lower tendons, and took his pulse: "Haha! Apprentice! You are well qualified! Uh-huh, it's true that you were born with a pair of cross-trained sinews!"
FyrenZhang came back from the dead and squeezed out a smile, "Master, there's no need to recast it, right?"
"No need no need, recasting may not be better than what you have now. Alas? When we met that day, you didn't have such a good base either? Did you worship another master? Ask him to come out, I'll compete with him!"
FyrenZhang hurriedly said, "No, Master, you're the only Master I've ever had in heaven and earth."
"Ohhh, then you have a strange encounter."
"Yes, I have a strange encounter."
"Tell Master about it."
FyrenZhang thought to himself, "What do I say? Do I say that I slept with a girl, played with my own secretary, and got the side quest reward of recasting my tendons and bones?
FyrenZhang hurriedly changed the topic, "Master, have you looked for my senior brother?"
"Oops, I went to his place first! He doesn't even sleep in the middle of the night, either he's practicing and settling down, I'm afraid of disturbing him he'll go off the deep end again! Either that or there's a room full of people, men and women, discussing something about conquering Snow City together, annoying as hell. Unlike you here, clean, just you and apprentice daughter-in-law kissing."
FyrenZhang said in his heart that it's inconvenient for me to disturb this one as well, okay!
"Eldest Senior Brother's talent is better than mine, and his rank is higher than mine, he needs to recast his tendons even more ah! Master!"
Herbert froze, "Well, you're right. His qualifications are good, and his sinews, well, he's recast them before, but his recasting technique is segmented, and he needs to recast them over and over again. I have to help him."
FyrenZhang slapped his thigh and knelt on one knee:
"Master! I beg you, disciple! Help Eldest Brother! He has the world in his heart, and he cares about the people, without your true teachings, there is no way he can accomplish his grand endeavors!"
Herbert was touched and patted FyrenZhang's shoulder, "Master is touched that you can be so generous and open-minded, that you don't fight with Eldest Brother, and that you advise Master so much for the sake of Eldest Brother. You are a good boy, Master has not misjudged you."
FyrenZhang said in his heart:
You're going to crack all of Laozi's bones! Is all! Knock! Broken!
Ghosts will argue with him!
Herbert slapped his thigh and stood up, ''Good! I'm going to find your Eldest Senior Brother and help him recast his muscles and bones! Help him become a generation of heroes!"
"Apprentice thank Master Teacher for the grace of rebuilding on behalf of your Eldest Senior Brother!"
"You wait for my good news."
Herbert finished speaking and his figure disappeared in a flash.
"Master? Master?"
FyrenZhang's bones were falling apart, and he directly piled up on the sofa.
"Holy shit ah, scared me to death."
Spinning around, he lay on the sofa and laughed: "OttoLong ah OttoLong, Laozi gave you a big gift! No need to be polite oh! Master has recast your tendons and bones, you'll have a blast in the future. Hahaha!"