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Chapter 69 - The Egg

"SHIT!!!" Anna is rushed to the hospital."Hey! Are you Miguel Azral?" smiled one woman, as Miguel nods. "Can I have a selfie?""Not exactly the bet moment..." said Miguel."I'M HIS WIFE AND I'M GIVING BIRTH, BITCH!!!" roared Anna."Anna. We can't legally marry yet," said Miguel."So, you're free Saturday night?" smiled the woman, as Anna socks her."Anz, chill!""I'M GIVING BIRTH YOU MOTHERFUCKING PRICK!!!"Prometheus facepalms. "I did NOT change a lot of the Goddamned school rules AND Maharlican laws for you BASTARDS not being able to place her in the C-SECTION!!!""I don't do Supernatural births," said the Doctor.Prometheus extends his stick near his neck. "Talk about my great-granddaughter like that again. I fucking DARE YOU!!!""If that child transforms and eats me-...""I can heal you. Just please... Have a heart, or I'll rip that empty shell in your pretty little pecs out.""You're threatening me?""Am I?"The Reaper grabs Prometheus and pulls him away. "Easy, Pro. Easy.""This fucker won't deliver the Goddamned egg," said Jedan, calling someone. "You mean MY BABY!?!?" growled Anna."Chill, woman. I was talking about the outside, not the inside," said Jedan. "If we won't cut her open... We'll rap her open.""Please fucking don't," said Anna.Jedan begins rapping. "Ah, push itAh, push itOoh, baby, baby, baby, babyOoh, baby, baby, ba-baby, babyGet up on thisAh, push itAh, push itAh, push itGet up on thisAh, push itGet up on thisOw! Baby!"Lord sings. "Salt-N-Pepa's here

Salt, Salt-Salt, Salt-N-Pepa's here

Salt-Salt-Salt-Salt, Salt-n-Pepa's here

Salt-n-Pepa, Salt-n-Pepa, Salt-n-Pepa's here

Salt-Salt-Salt, Salt-n-Pepa's here"

Anna chokes them both as everything vibrates."Easy, Anz. Easy," Miguel massaged her."DON'T TOUCH ME!!! Sorry! I love you so much!!! Ew! Is that the first time I said that! EW!!!" Anna begins crying. "I'm gonna MURDER THESE FUCKIN' DOCTORS!!!""She doesn't mean that," said Persephone.Gerard shakes the doctors. "WHERE IS THE C-SECTION!?!?""Nah, nah, you gotta be like-... ' 'EY!!! WE'RE BIRTHIN' HERE!!!' Then shake 'im harder," said Fred,"SOMEONE CALL ATHENA!!!" Athena sighs. "I can't legally give birth to your child!" yelled Athena."Oh, you're here. Didn't see you there, sis," smiled Anna."Mhm," said Athena. "It's okay... I give birth to myself all the time. Just breathe... okay...? Miguel, grab her hand."Miguel grabs her hand and she squeezes it.*CRACK!!!*"OH MY JEWISH!!!" roared Miguel. "Prometheus. Teleport the egg out, PLEASE!!!""That could kill your baby... AND Anz!" yelled Prometheus."Prometheus, PLEASE!!!"His watch begins beeping again.Prometheus screams. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" screamed Anna."RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!" roared Miguel."WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" yelled Jedan."WHOOOOOOOO-!!!" roared Lord."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-!!!" yelled Fred and Gerard.The Reaper stays silent, watching intently."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" yelled Anna and her clones.Persephone is also quiet."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!" yelled the doctors.24 hours later...Prometheus' family comes to see Anna."'Ey!" smiled Joseph. "How's my great-great grandchild?"Anna, a bit sick, carries the egg. "Shhh! She's hatching!""'She!?'" asked the family."Yeah," smiled Anna, as the horrifying creature uses her beak to chip herself out of the egg, where she proceeds to lose her beak. The creature transforms back into her human form, revealing a pretty green-haired baby girl."Are those her horns?" asked Joseph."Ears, grandpa," smiled Anna. "Her Aswang ears... Huh... They aren't disappearing...""Yeah..." said Prometheus. "She's a hybrid of an Aswang and a Mutant. Some mutations here and there...""Huh... Whatcha gonna name her?" asked Prometheus, smiling."We've thought of a name..." smiled Miguel."Gabrielle."The Heroes will return... in...The Blood of the Father...