"Merry Christmas po!" smiled some Pinoy kids after a caroling. "Tenkyu!""Merry Christmas!" smiled Prometheus as he closes the gate."Wow. For an evil space wizard, he's a pretty chill dude," smiled the kid.Prometheus sighs and climbs up the stairs to the tall house on the hill."Classes will resume at January 21..." said the Reaper. "So, you guys want to hang out in Union Island City?""In Visayas?" asked Miguel. "Sure! I always wanted to ride a plane!""Ah! An island I could occupy for my clones!" smiled Athena."Really? Sounds scary..." said Anna. "Then again, it'd be nice to just practice my fashion! Been makin' clothes lately with my string."Prometheus laughs out of nowhere. "Y-! YOU SH-SHOULDN'T DOHUHUHU THAT!!!" he laughed."What? Why?" asked Anna."Do you know what your string is MADE of?" smiled Prometheus."No...? What?"Prometheus laughs."WHAT!?!?""I wanna draw some of the views and places for my manga," smiled Jedan."I heard there is good honey there... Would like it for my tea...!" smiled Gerard."What IS your tea made of?" asked Miguel."It's a secret ingredient... I usually try my world's Dragon Honey. The one made from the Keepers' blood?""I am well aware," said Miguel."But I heard Earth honey is less sweet so the spoonfuls could be controlled in a much more orderly fashion," smiled Gerard."I could build us some boats there-!!!" smiled Fred."Unneeded. This world's more advanced than yours," said Prometheus."DAMN IT!!!""So, I can't bake or cook there any of me special treats?" asked Happy."Calm down, everyone. We've been training and studying for months. You all failed the test. But I am kind enough to give you the best vacation ever," said Prometheus."Reaps..." said a male voice in the Reaper's head. "Would be a good time to make a ship I can use for meself!""No, Book," said the Reaper. "You can't drive. We've established that.""Aw! But it's a pirate adventure!""We're using either a portal or a plane," said the Reaper."You could let us out for once," said Haruno."No," said the Reaper. "Not while Miguel is still naive about-...""Hey, Mr. Reaper!" smiled Miguel, teleporting before him."Fuck! Shit!" The Reaper sighs. "What do you want?""Well... I never had a vacation outside of my home, yet! Do we go thru portal or plane?""Usually, Prometheus loves to fly. So, I'm gonna have to say, 'plane,'" said the Reaper."Oooooh!" smiled Miguel."Okay! It is decided!" smiled Prometheus. "Tomorrow in December 17, we're GONNA RIDE A BOAT!!!""WHAT!?!?" asked the Reaper."WOOHOO!!! Eat shit, Bootleg Batman!""A boat's nice, too!" smiled Miguel."(Prometheus!)" whispered the Reaper. "(I don't wanna hear Captain Book in my head singing SEA SHANTIES all day!)""Welp, we all have our own demons!" shrugged Prometheus.The Reaper sighs. "Hay Naku..."Oh my goodness... HE SAID THE THING!!!Yeah. Sh!The next day...!!!The Aswang Prince, the seven knights, and his two masters rode on a massive ferry created by Fred."I told you that this ISN'T needed," said Prometheus, facepalming."FRED RULES!!! I'm gonna go sniff some Dragon Powder in the bathroom..." said Fred."Hey!" yelled the Reaper, chasing after him. "THAT'S ILLEGAL IN 7,000 DIMENSIONS!!! INCLUDING THIS ONE!!!""Screw off, copper!"Prometheus sighs and smiles in relief. "Ah... A hot Christmas Day for a hot wacky wizard like me! Athena? You good drivin' the ship?"Athena, who is on his shoulder, nods. "Yes, sir!"Meanwhile, at the wheelhouse..."PORT!!!" yelled the leading Athena."PORT!!!" yelled her clones, all holding each other's arms as a giant hand and steering the ship."STARBOARD AFTER THE THIRD ISLAND!!!""STARBOARD AFTER THIRD!!"Back to the scene..."Perfect..." smiled Prometheus."SHUT UP!!!" roared the Reaper, running around the ship. "NO, BOOK!!! YOU CAN'T STEER THE SHIP!!!""Dude," said Prometheus. "You should have a Top 10 Times of You Taking L's list."Jedan smiles and draws a sea turtle that's following the ship."So... Are turtles birds?" asked Lord.Jedan pauses for a second. He turns to Lord. "What?""Guys!" smiled Anna. "Look at this new dress I made for myself!""What do you think?" asked Anna."You look like that girl who got shot at in the 21 Guns Green Day video," said Lord."EXCUSE you!?" growled Anna."You look like you're the kid at the back of the class who commits war crimes in a middle eastern nation when not in school," said Jedan.Anna punches Jedan in the face."Hey, dudes!" smiled Miguel, drinking soda while wearing a swimsuit. "Do you think I look great?" smiled Anna."Uh-huh," smiled Miguel."W-Wait... Really?" she blushed."Yeah. You're great.""Really, really!?""Yes. I confirmed that thrice, already. Anyway!""Fools and Foolettes! It is time for the ULTIMATE GENIUSLY AND MASTERFULLY FORMED MASSIVE VACATION EVER!!! I brought my Switch, Console, External Drive, Laptop, HDMI Cable, and Personal WiFi for the ULTIMATE GENIUSLY MASTERLY FORMED SCHEDULE!!!" smiled Miguel.Miguel gives each of them their schedules."Miguel. This is just us playing games then watching movies alternatively for several days," said Anna."IKR!!!" sneered Miguel. "FOOL PROOF!!!"Prometheus speaks into the phone. "Uh-huh... Yes. One room for all the kids. Like, the second-biggest one in there. Then a very SMALL room for the other guy and the BIGGEST room for yours truly. Uh-huh...
Listen, *begins whispering* (do you stream Japanese NTR movies in there? Animated or not is agreeable. Alright. How about western ones with sneaky deed? Preferably cheating. Father-in-law times daughter-in-law? Oh! No, no. That isn't Chinese. If it has a JAV number, it's Japanese. Hahaha! You've been advertising that as Chinese. Dude. Ultra Racism right there. Do you have yaoi or gay stuff in there as well? No! No. I get that a lot! Not a cuck. You see, I imagine myself AS the woman-...)"
"Mr. Prometheus?" smiled Miguel, teleporting before Prometheus."GAH!!! STOP DOING THAT!!! (Sorry. Call you back.)"*click!*"What the shit do you want?""What hotel are we gonna stay in?""A hotel known as... GET THIS!!! The 'Seoul' of my Heart!""Wait... Isn't that a Korean hotel?" asked Anna. "Ooh! I love Korean culture!""Yeah? So does my wife," Prometheus rolls his eyes."Wait... You're married?" asked Miguel. "Yes.""You... You're married?""Yes. I have two wives and a husband.""Oh, wow. Really went for the bi thing, huh?" asked Miguel."Yep!" smiled Prometheus."Didn't think anyone, mind you, even THREE people would ever wanna be with you," said Jedan."Likewise," said Prometheus."Wait. Is that allowed in the Bible?" asked Anna."Is sex during women's period allowed in the Bible? How about furries?""Uh...?""Is porn allowed in the Bible?""But-!!!""How about K-Pop idols? Are they? HM!?!?! ARE THEY, ANNA!?!? TELL ME!!!""BUT YOU'RE THE AVATAR OF GOD!!!""Exactly! And I had a BIG talk with him!" smiled Prometheus. "Wrestled one of his angels!""Like Jacob in the Bible!" smiled Miguel."Yes. Like Mr. Israel.""How'd it go?" asked Anna.Before..."UNCLE!!! UNCLE!!!" sobbed Prometheus, as the angel beats him to near death."SODOMIST ABOMINATION!!!""FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!!! FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" roared Miguel. "THE DOCUMENT WAS WRITTEN FOR THOSE WHO BELONG IN THE LAND OF ISRAEL!!! NOT THE CHRISTIANS!!!"Then the being speaks.Wait, that actually makes sense... Should we revise it for other sub-religions of the Abrahamic faith?"Yeah... Yeah! THAT'S what I meant to say. Can you please stop punching me?" asked Prometheus.The Angel punches him again."AH!!! WHY!?!?""You're a furry.""HUMANOID BODIES!!!" "Two horses, one femboy.""WELL-!!! Yeah, I have no way to defend myself from that. That was live action. That one is rather questionable."*PUNCH!!!*"AH!!!"Now..."Least the LGBTQ+ thing went well. More reasonable than my father, at least," said Prometheus. "Haha! He never DID recognize my marriage to my three partners... I mean... They have no idea about it...""What?" asked Anna. "Why wouldn't they-?""Wait. Why did the horse-?" asked Miguel."Don't think about it, Miguel," said Jedan. "Just don't think about it.""But, he was a femboy... a Human being... And a giant horse was an animal... and-...""Shhhhhh..." Jedan pats his head. "It's okay. Our mentor's nasty. Just don't think about it."Meanwhile...Happy Hornet hums a familiar tune: The Toreador March. "Hur, hur, hur-hur, hur, hur--hur--hur--hur--hur.""Stop singing that 'gyatt' shit," said the Reaper."Oh. Sorry!""No. Sorry... I just have... a 'headache...'" sighed the Reaper, grabbing his head in annoyance while listening to the two personalities singing."What do we do with the drunken sailor? What do we do with the drunken sailor. WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE DRUNKERN SAILER EARLAY IN THE MORNIN'!?!?" sang Captain Book."WHEY HEY!!!" sang Haruno."An' up she rises!""WHEY HEY!!!""AN' UP SHE RISES!!!""WHEY HEY!!!""AN' UP SHE RISES!!!"Both: "EARLAY IN THE MORNIN'!!!"The Reaper drinks some alcohol. "Kill me...""Okay..." Happy approaches the Reaper."What!?""Nothing!""Uh-huh..." The Reaper squints his eyes."Sorry! Just a little aggro because it's nearin' night time. I get a little quirky at night, y'know?""Yeah. Least you aren't burning the place down.""Yeah! Hahahahahahaha!""Ah hahahahahahaha!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!""Aaah... Ghosts...By the way, 'quirky' as in...?"
"Murderous and aggressive," said Happy."Oh. I thought you were being perverted.""You wot, mate?"Silence then occurs."That be a top-notch of you in socializin' skills..."Meanwhile...Prometheus sighs and drinks a fine glass of wine. "Ugh... 2%.""By the way, Miguel. What are common types of Usog?" asked Miguel."You're asking me?""Yeah...""Okay... Here's from common to least. But these are ALL common.Fog. Sand. Breathing. Heat. Water. Stone. Wind. Fire. Ice. Crystal. Smoke. Lightning. Blood. Metal. Storm. Plasma. Flesh. Bone. Suffocation. Infrared. Silence. Sound. Darkness. Light."
"Where are Truth and whatever Anna and Jed's abilities are?""Eyes of Truth is a conceptual type of Usog. It's actually very rare. Like Athena's Eyes of Infinity or Haps' Eyes of Curses. Those are known as 'Uncommon Types.' Fog, Sand, Breathing, Heat, and Water are the abilities of the majority of Class 1-B. I'm actually disappointed by the results...""'Results?'""Never mind that...""Wow! I managed to guess the name!?""No. I made it up just now because of this very conversation.""What about Anna and Jedan?""Mutations from the Splooge.""The Splooge?""It's the white fungus stuff I've been spraying everyone with.""Oh...!""The shrooms enter the body and turns people into these powerful Mutants.""What's it made of?""I dunno. Maybe you'll know when you get your secret destiny!" Prometheus smiles and walks back to the cabin."'Secret destiny...'" smiled Miguel, proceeding to look up to the sky.