Kai saw the Goddess of Love, Kamiyama Ai, waiting for him as he returned from Aya's house. She stood in a cool pose, trying to intimidate him.
"Looks like you had fun, huh, bakachin~" she teased.
"Don't tell me you've fallen for her—Hey!!"
Kai ignored Ai's chatter and tried to walk past her, but she grabbed his uniform collar, stopping him.
"Sorry, I don't talk to suspicious people at night," Kai said, his face blank.
"Hooh, how dare you ignore me! I wonder if you'd stay so calm after a Goddess Punch!" Ai raised her fist, ready to strike.
"Eek! Crazy goddess! Are you trying to kill me again?!" Kai shouted in panic.
"HAHAHA! Keep ignoring me, and I really will!" Ai smirked, amused by his fear.
"Ugh... Fine, what do you want? Why are you here waiting for me?" Kai asked, genuinely curious.
"Uh… well…" Ai hesitated, looking nervous.
"Wait a second... You came down to Earth as Kamiyama Ai, a person who doesn't actually exist here. What about your family?"
"That's… true… so… um," Ai mumbled, blushing.
"Don't tell me you don't have a house or family here and don't know where to sleep tonight?! HAHAHA! I suggest sleeping on the street with a cardboard box!" Kai laughed heartily.
"HINGGGH!" Ai pouted, clearly upset because he was right.
Since Ai was an anomaly, she had no one on Earth. She tried staying at a net café but didn't have money. She was literally sent to Earth with nothing.
"Hey, what's the matter? Let's go get a cardboard box. Oh, wait, you're broke. Poor, homeless goddess! HAHAHA. Fine, I'll buy you a box—"
Before Kai could finish, "Goddess Punch!!!" Ai's glowing fist slammed into his face.
The direct hit knocked Kai out cold.
...
When Kai opened his eyes, he found himself on the couch in his living room, confused about how he'd gotten home.
He thought meeting Ai was just a dream. Maybe he'd fallen asleep out of exhaustion.
But for some reason, his chin hurt. Ignoring it, Kai headed upstairs to his room.
Not thinking much, he opened the door, dropped his bag, and stripped off his clothes, leaving himself stark naked. This was his usual routine when he was too tired to shower at night.
Kai felt exhausted and jumped into bed, pulling the blanket over himself.
He lay comfortably, but something felt off. There was a large, soft body pillow on his right side. Hugging it tightly, Kai noticed it felt squishy, like jelly. Curious, he started squeezing it.
The pillow smelled amazing, lulling Kai into hugging it closer. Just as he was enjoying the moment, the pillow suddenly moved.
"Ugh… kyaaa! What the heck?!" A girl's voice moaned.
Kai froze. A notification screen appeared before his eyes.
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[Physical contact detected!]
View heroine's status:
Name: Kamiyama Ai (Fallen Goddess of Love)
Affection Level: -5/5
Thoughts: "I'm gonna kill this cherry boy!!!"
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Kai's face turned pale, sweat pouring down his forehead. What he thought was a pillow was actually Kamiyama Ai, lying on his bed in pajamas.
Ai glared at Kai with icy eyes, an aura of death surrounding her. But her face was red, clearly flustered by Kai's unintentional fondling.
"Huff huff… Hey, Kai, you pervert… How dare you grope me, the Goddess of Love?!" Ai growled furiously.
"Why are you naked?! DO YOU PLAN TO ASSAULT ME?!" Ai yelled, covering her chest, her face turning even redder. Her murderous aura intensified.
"EEK! WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!" Kai screamed, shocked at Ai's sudden presence.
"This is my room, so of course I'm sleeping here! and sleeping naked is just one of my habits, so don't flatter yourself! And WHO'D WANT TO ASSAULT A GORILLA GODDESS LIKE YOU?!" Kai shouted back, pointing at her angrily. His face was red with embarrassment.
"EEK! Cover up that tiny sparrow of yours! It's gross!" Ai screeched, pointing at Kai's exposed lower half.
"T-TINY?! Hey, it might be a sparrow now, but when it's on, it's an anaconda!" Kai yelled, feeling insulted.
However, Kai's gaze accidentally landed on Ai's chest. Her large, soft cleavage peeked through her pajamas, faintly glowing under the moonlight. Her embarrassed expression made her look even more alluring.
Kai panicked. Why is she suddenly so attractive?! Stay down, sparrow!
But it was too late. The sparrow evolved into a wild anaconda.
"EEK! WHAT IS THAT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE—AN ANACONDA?! YOU PERVERT!"
"Wait! This is a misunderstanding—"
Before Kai could explain, Ai jumped off the bed.
"GODDESS KICK!!" She dropkicked his anaconda.
"UGH!!" Kai groaned in pain as the anaconda shrank back into a tiny sparrow.
"Stupid goddess… Kicking man's crotch is cheating…" Kai whimpered, almost passing out.
Ai slapped his face repeatedly to keep him conscious.
"Don't you dare faint again, you perv! Get dressed, grab your stuff, and get out of this room! From now on, I'm living here, and I'll sleep in this bed! You can sleep in the guest room downstairs!" Ai commanded coldly, still fuming.
"Ugh… First, you ruin my life, and now you're stealing my room and forcing me to live with you… Stupid goddess!" Kai muttered, tears welling up.
"You want another punch, huh?!" Ai threatened.
"EEK! No thanks! Fine, I'll let it slide this time," Kai grumbled as he grabbed his clothes and fled downstairs.
Feeling utterly defeated, Kai reluctantly accepted his new reality. He cried himself to sleep in the guest room.
...
The next morning, Kai woke up and prepared for school. He decided to take a relaxing bath in warm water, enjoying the peace.
But suddenly, Ai banged on the bathroom door.
"Hey! Hurry up! I want to shower!" she yelled.
"What?! I've only been in here for five minutes!"
"Get out now, or I'll bust the door down!" Ai shouted, clearly impatient.
Reluctantly, Kai finished his bath and opened the door.
Ai stood there, blushing and wrapped in a towel. Kai couldn't help but notice her… curves.
"What are you staring at?! Do you want me to break your anaconda again?!" Ai threatened, red-faced.
Kai bolted out of there.
After getting dressed, he headed to the kitchen to make breakfast. Hungry from the chaos of the night before, he whipped up a large batch of fried rice.
Just as he started eating, he heard a loud growl. He turned to see Ai, now dressed in her school uniform, drooling as she stared at the food.
"Sigh… Fine, come eat. I made too much anyway," Kai grumbled.
"Hmph. If you insist," Ai replied smugly, sitting down to join him.
The two ate together in awkward silence.
After finishing, they prepared to leave for school. But they quickly argued over who should leave first.
"Listen, dumb goddess! Nobody at school should know we live together! We'll leave separately. My allergy to you might flare up!" Kai teased.
"That's MY line! Remember, we're just housemates—nothing more!" Ai retorted.
They agreed to leave separately, keeping their distance.
Kai muttered to himself, "I hate this kind of relationship, that's stupid goddess!!"
But just as he walked away, someone hugged him from behind. He felt the softness of a girl's chest against his back.
"Hehe, good morning, Kai! Let's walk to school together..."