Two men stood at the edge of a cliff, urinating and sporting sour expressions. They had just received disturbing news from the people who followed them, as well as from the surrounding villages.
"I feel scandalized!" Tim yelled, his voice carrying across the landscape.
"I never stole minerals and Tama from people!"
Shinji, standing beside him, nodded in agreement, "Yes, it's unfair how they're making these baseless accusations."
Tim's voice grew louder, "Why did they portray me as someone desperate for Kojin? If I need money, I can just print my own fake notes! Why would I waste my time plundering minerals and Tama from mines just to party with beautiful women? If I want to party with them, I can just kidnap them!"
Shinji's urine flow stopped abruptly, "Tim-sensei, they already said that about you, though."
Tim's urine flow also ceased, and he turned to Shinji, blinking several times, "They did?"
