[Hello Host]

'Ahhh!'

[Ahhh!!!]

'What are you ohh sorry never mind.'

[What?]

'Well for a second I thought you were a demon but now that I put the details together I kinda understand. Your a system right. I was wondering if one of you would come around or if I'd have to go to hell.'

[No thought of heaven?]

'Hehe if heaven is what I think it is then this mind and this body are probably not allowed anywhere within 400 meters considering my mind, body and fetishes let's just say I got plenty oh sin. Although now that I think about considering my thing for succubuses I'm probably not allowed in hell either.'

[Perfect your just as I thought. I am the 2 OPs System and I want you to be my host.]

'I'm probably down but before I sign what do you do. I think I can guess but I might as well ask.'

[I am just as my name suggests I resemble two OP's Only Power and Only Pervert I used to be two separate systems but eventually I became one. I designed to keep balance between your power and your perverted fetishes. So essentially the more preverted you are the more powerful you will eventually be.]

'Okay where do I sign'

[I will take that as a yes. There is no need to sign anything however you are visibly depriciating in this space if you stay here much longer you will likely die. If you wish I can take you into the system space so we can initiate any transmigrations you may wish for.]

'What I'm dying shit get me the fuck outta here.'

[Alright]

—(System Space)—

'Okay no what do I gotta do to get on with my transmigration.'

[Well essentially your given a choice of a world to be born with a number of edits to be given. Then you are allowed a system skill for each aspect of me. However before we start this proccess I recommend a quick run down of my functions.]

'Alright I don't see anything wrong with that'

[Status: These include current health and stamina. Any status affects. The name, level and emotions of the person or objects status.]

[Attributes: These are basic defining factors that make up an person or thing they can be improved by a number of actions.]

[Skills: These are abilities or techniques that can be used by a person.]

[Affection meter: This is the level of affection someone has for you when in relation to woman it means how much they love you while to a man it means how much they respect or are loyal to you.]

[Level: For others this is defined by their attributes and can only be improved through training for you this is can be improved by killing or defeating others and completing quests. It can also be improved by injuring others , committing crimes and perverted actions. However this is on a lesser scale.]

[Party: you can initiate a party with another person as long you have their consent. This gives them limited gamer function including combat leveling and improving skills through use.]

[That is all user are you ready to start your transmigration.]

"Yes"

[World]

[Please Input]

"I want one piece that place is awesome. One it has some of the biggest tits to ever exist and it is just full of adventure."

[Body]

[Please Input]

"Wait so I can just say anything as long as it pertains to the body?"

[Yes I am the 2OP system I wouldn't be me if I didn't immediately make you OP.]

"Well alright I want to be able to regenerate from any injury instantly, I want sharingan eyes, I want handsomeness on the level of cavendish. I want milky white hair. I also want to have all the benefits of each race in the size and height of a normal human. Lastly, I want to exude pheromones that easily attract women. So not only is my appearance pleasing but they also can't stay away from because I taste and smell so good."

[Okay. Just proves even more why your my perfect host.]

[OverPowered Power]

[Please Input]

[I want to copy any ability and have it immediately at the level of an awakened devil fruit.]

[Granted]

[Only Pervert Power]

[Please Input]

"I want to be able to adjust my dick and body size at will. You know because there are different sizes for all sorts of chicks in the world."

[World Edits]

[Please Input]

"Wait you your serious about this? Awesome. Ok ok. First I want Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, and chopper to be gender bent. Second I want kuina to still be alive. Third I want reiju to be with sanji at baratia. Lastly I want mermaids and Fish-woman to be able to be able to mate with me but only me like I'm a sort of chosen one."

[Wow. That's a lot. Okay I think I can do that. Is that all.]

"Yeah that's it."

[Alright have fun. I'll see you soon. Good luck.]

"Wait what—"

———

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh"

(Syyyyyyyyssteeeeeemm!!!!)

[What?]

(Why the hell didn't you tell me I'd be born again as a baby?!)

[You didn't ask?]

(Well If I knew that woulda been the first thing I'd change!)

[Alright alright, do you want skip ahead a few years. You won't learn anything or grow stronger but you get to skip to the plot.]

"Mhm I guess I mean might as well most things that would be needed by then can be achieved within a few weeks of the plot. Okay, but make sure I'm in the east blue."

[Fast forwarding]

"Alright now where am I."

[You are on the coast of windmill village.]

"Perfect"

"I'm gonna be the pirate queen!!!"

With that abrupt scream a small tsunami burst alongside a Dead Sea king. In its wake a young girl with a straw hat popped out.