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Life Is Deranged

🇮🇪King_of_Life
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Life can be strange, but for this Babysitter/ Part-time thief it's gone abit DERANGED. *Updates when I feel like it*
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Chapter 1 - Life Is Deranged: Episode 1

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'THOUGHTS'

"OUTLOUD"

-JOURNAL PAGE-

[YELLING]

(WHISPER)

!ACTION/NARRARATION!

Life is many things

Strange

Annoying

And even

Deranged

*The POV will Flex*

-[10/28/2016]

Life sucks, but at least the cool Diaz gave me a job. I can handle a 9 year old, and please 16 would be great greatful to hangout with me.

Now I just have to pack my, dufflebag of mysteryâ„¢ for obvious reasons, and I can get an easy. Let's see

$5 x 7hours=35 bucks.

I mean this isn't my first time Watching him so it should go smooth, after all Daniel love me.-

'ok time to pack the

DUFFLEBAG OF MYSTERYâ„¢'

!Grabs an assortment of most likely stolen goods and starts stuffin' till its full, but not before craming a laptop on top!

(Alright should be enough bits and bobs to keep Daniel distracted till the Job is done.)

'Good, time to go I guess I don't get payed for being Late.'

!Small quiet walk where $15 definitely wasn't stolen from a passers-by.... and ... we've arrived!

'Yes not late take that, it's only 2:30 which means I'm early'

!Knock Knock Knock!

!Door opens after some noise!

Esteban "ah good to see you Matt, Daniel was getting anxious after you promised to go trick or' treating with him."

"Hey, Mr.Diaz I'm here aren't I, Plus I'm early?"

Esteban "That would be correct on are normal agreements, but you agreed to come early an hour last time so you could help Daniel."

'Shit' "Did I don't remember that, but if so PLEASE DONT DOCK MY PAY"

Esteban "it's fine Matt I trust you here !Give $15! a down payment of sorts."

"I'm not going to say no to money."

'Always the genorus, eh Mr.Diaz'

"OK where the squrt, in his room finishing his costume, or in his room chipmunking some Chock-O-Crisp?"

Esteban "The first one, but the second one is a good runner-up."

'Good to know both my guess are valid'

"Alright I'm going to go help him get prepared to spread some chaos.... I mean help him get ready to go trick or' treating.... yeah that one."

!Awkwardly walks by Estaban and to a room with a bear drawing on it along with the word ^bears lair^! !Knock Knock Knock!

"Daniel open up it me your favorite non-family person."

!A little ruckus happen, and a door goes flying open!

Daniel "Great you here, come on we got to finish my costume."

!Pulling with all his might Daniel barley buged Matt's slightly bulky frame!

!Before Matt followed, before Daniel could complain about the resistance!

"Alright let's do this then you got the stuff?"

!Matt asked before sitting on the ground!

!Daniel now pulling out a cut up blue button up, and a mask replied with a simply negative hum!

Daniel "No I couldn't reach it, and Dad won't get it for me"

!Sigh! "Did you atleast get the red food coloring?"

!Beaming! Daniel "yes, I grabbed it off the counter while dad wasn't looking"

.... 'Oh great he's following my definitely great example, and stealing now. Let's hope that Mr.Diaz doesn't find out or I'm not getting payed'

!Shiver in docked pay, and moral lectures!

"Alighty then atleast we have that let me stea... I mean grab the fructose syrup and make some blood."

!Quickly getting, and Matt peaks out before making a silent trip, and filling an empty water bottle with syrup!

!Making it back they get to work on Daniel's costume, as te ticks by before Daniel feel peckish!

"So just go grab it, and come back I'm not hungry let's continue its only !checks time! 5pm wait a second Sean should be home now"

!Matt grumble more as a 9 year old chocolate gremlin burns past his vision towards the location of a certain candy bar!

'Well atleast I can be certain he likes

Chock-O-Crisp not many would become a speedster just for one'

!Getting up Matt arrives the same time a short haired teenager walks in the house as two of three Diaz are now fighting for the Chock-O-Crisp!

!Greeting Sean! "Howdy amigo you've returned just in time to play judge, solve this conundrum so I can get back to helping you brother."

!Getting ignored, Sean steps in as judge as Matt now spectates, after a small case showing Sean rules in his father favor!

"OK then oh fair judge me, and shortstop should take our leave"

Esteban "ah not so fast here !give Daniel the Chock-O-Crisp! Problem soled some time the judge is wrong, and I believe Daniel is innocent."

Sean "Good to see all my hardwork goes nowhere."

!fake yelling! "Yeah I call BS on this redistribution of judgement."

Daniel "Hey your supposed to be on my side." !Pointing and shouting at Matt!

"Sorry kid I'm on the side that payed me, and so I'm trying to get him to treat himself."

'I should've just swiped it when I walked in for Daniel, the little shit eats like 7 boxes a week'

!A small hop forward in time, and Daniel finished his costume while Matt made the fake blood!

!Taking the fake blood from Matt, Daniel goes to his brothers room, but never comes back till...!

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Ok chapter finish next will be the fun part

(the actual story) so be ready

Alright then King out :)