Bang!
Everything turned black in a single moment.
Who am I? Where am I? How am I?
Thoughts, random as hell, flowed threw my mind. How could I, most glorious bastard of the anime, hentai and tentacle titties, die in such a way.
I started recreating the last seen I saw of earth.
2 Hours Prior to Reincarnation
"Kevin I assume you know your wrong right?"
Marvin said as he stares blankly at me.
"What do you mean? Vaporeon is the best Pokémon no if and butts about it. Look how cuddly it is." I replied
"It's not about that Kev, it about how certain people view vaporeon as a Pokémon, just like lopunny and gardevoir. They are seen as sex symbols." Marvin says nervously.
"How dare they!!" I say , outraged. How could they even dare slander such cute and adorable Pokemon. I need to vent on Reddit. Maybe I'll find all post about this slander and delete it.
I ran out the office , not caring about the measly $7.50 and hr job. Minimum wage is the American dream killer. But I digress. Cute Pokemon to defend I must.
As I entered my apartment, I ran immediately to my computer. Not to tute my own horn but I'm a renowned hacker. Right now I'm laying low after my last big hack. I hacked three different banks and transferred money to different locations in the ether. Non traceable is the best money one can have. I living with a new identity until the heat from the heist cools down.
I enter the web and continuously take down harmful site against beautiful Pokemon. Reddit, destroyed. rule34, destroyed. Pornhub, destroyed. X videos, destroyed. I continue my rampage throughout the internet until every site was completely obliterated. But in my rampage, I set forth my end. I usually have multiple vpns connected to scatter my file path . But in this instant I only had one. To my distraught I was located. I freaked out. I started packing to skip town.
Boom!
My front door was kicked in. Men armed with 5foot dildo bats surrounded me. I won't into graphics but I died that night. To dick shaped bats. Wielded by perverts who get off to Pokemon porn.
As I awake from my remembrance. I notice a white haired lady in front of me . Surprisingly everything around us is dark but I can see her very clearly.
"Hello?" I inquire.
"Mortal. How have you come here?" She speaks in a sullen tone.
"I woke up like this" I replied.
"Insolent human. Face my wrath." She screams. Eyes started bulging and her forehead splits into an eye with rings.
"Fuck" I muttered.
Not only did I die, I woke up next to Kaguya. The rabbit goddess turned menace. I am very familiar with the Naruto verse, and when I say I'm fucked I mean "chat I'm cooked."
I winced in fear as she attacks me with her sharp all-killing ash bones. No where to run I freeze in place as if locked on by a homing missle.
Ding!
System detect host is in danger. Use of emergency activated protocols initiated.
Time freeze activated. Chains of domination deployed. Target acquired. Target bound. Time freeze deactivated.
Kaguya frozen mid-attack now bound by chrimson chains. Unaware of where the chains came from and how they sealed her powers. She struggled violently.
"Release me mortal!" She yelled.
Ding!
{Welcome host to many goddesses many children a whole lot of blessings system!!! We reward you for taming goddesses and having children with them. Our goal is to help you become a multiversal god-king.
A welcome package is available to open. Please open at your earliest convenience}
Holy shit , holy shit, Holy shit… I'm so happy right now. Kaguya is the cream of the crop , top tier waifus. How can I pass up on such a system.
[Open Welcome Package!]
{Congratulations!! You've received the following:
10 trillion waifu taming points for the item shop
1 god-tier dual - cultivation manual (dragon - phoenix rebirth)
1 primal yang body cultivation manual
1 world ticket (random) (locked)
1 inner realm (growable)}
I hit the jackpot!!!! Yes finally the stars aligned for me correctly this time
"Hahahahah"
"Why are you laughing free me you puny mortal!!" Kaguya demands.
Almost forgot about my waifu. How do I handle this?
[system what time period are we in]
{969 year until the start of can I}
Sheesh . I'll be dead by the time we are released.
Ding!
{Worry not host. As long as your diligent in both your dual and your body cultivation, you'll be immortal in no time!}
Great thing are looking up.
"Mortal you insolent speck of space , free me at once" my waifu demanded again.
[System , how do I transport to my inner world?]
{Think hard , spread you will and it will take you and anyone you choose there}
Hell yeah. My grind to taming Kaguya starts now. I walk to Kaguya and wrap my hard around the chain of domination. In an instant me and Kaguya are transported away.
We are transported gracefully and landed in a soft patch of grass.
[System explain my inner realm and the item shop]
Ding!
{Inner realm- an entire universe in the safety of your mind. Safe haven from all. Your inner realm starts as 1 km by 1 km. As you grow in strength so will this inner realm. It can expand infinitely. All crops , live stock and sentient being will receive nourishment from chaos energy. Chaos energy is a substance that's been around since the beginning of time. Only god tier techniques can absorb chaos energy safely.
Item store - waifus need to eat to right? In the item store you'll find everything you need to satisfy any waifu or waifus you may encounter. We are equipped with everything. You name it, we got it. You need it, we will supply it.}
Nothin can stop me I'm all the way up! Kaguyu prepare your anu…. I'm mean prepared to be tamed!!!