"...ugh"
As I opened my eyes with difficulty, a blinding light greets me "uh..ugh....". The knot in my throat was screaming to burst and then "uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"...it burst.
"khasz fdj..sid dhs k skjhdf." mixed sounds were coming from around me and I was screaming more and more in panic. I couldn't think anything clearly. It's like my mind was just refusing to do any work at the moment, increasing my fear and volume of scream"..
Then, suddenly everything turned white and calm. I couldn't even hear my own voice and then, I involuntarily drifted off to sleep.
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That was my firsthand experience of reincarnating in the other world.
Yes, I'm a reincarnated individual from earth. Currently laying in this, a size too short of a cradle is me, the once ravenously respected CEO of a number 87th company by net worth on earth.
Why am I am talking about this useless information? That's because even after becoming one of the the most rich person on earth I couldn't fulfill my dream. The dream of being surrounded by women.. sleeping with whoever I desired, etc. If you say I could buy most of the girls in that era with money, you won't be wrong, but you see.... I'm picky. What is a woman who sells her body for my money, directly or indirectly? Or a woman who's infidel? Worthless.... I'm sure my dick wouldn't even rise when I see that dirt cheap asses.
I'm an hypocrite you say? Nope.... I'm just a scumbag.. since I never go and say I'm a good guy. Well, if you don't count the public trials... anyway.
In short, I wanted to have a harem of women dedicated to me. And I don't know how and why I got reincarnated here after being assassinated by my wife and son. But I'll fulfill my fantasy here! I didn't know the ways of the world when I was young on earth. But I know now.
So I declare today! I'll make a harem of the most high value females in this world!!
"uwaAAHDH!!"
Ahem.. my voice leaked out from excitement anyway. I'm sure I can do this because this world first of all, allows polygamy. I know this because I have two mothers. One feeds me milk and chants some ambiguous verses every once in a while when I'm not asleep and another one does all the miscellaneous work like changing my diaper, lulling me to sleep etc.
"sada flif skdj ooolooolululululuuu" she speaks with a smile while squishing my cheeks.
The fuck is she saying? Well she's cute so I'll forgive her..... I wish she fed me her milk, hers are bigger than the other mother too. But well, maybe that one is my real birth mother.
Man, I need to learn about this world fast. I'll become the most successful and charming person in this world that women will get wet with me just breathing. On that note, in these 8 days of listening to gibberish, I have made a little progress in this language.
Behold, the name that will be on the lips of every women of marriageable age! Fin Rykhard!
"uwaaTHH!!"
"suhanf sk la olululuuu Bubblefinie!"...
....she's just adding something useless in front of my name because I have bubble like round face.. girls do that.. I'm sure... it's just a baby thing....
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One of the worst things of being a baby is, you never know when you get that sudden urge to sleep defying all other desires. I was just about to kiss her too...fuck I wanna grow up fast.
Opening my eyes in the dimly lit, minimally decorated room, I hear a certain rhythm of footsteps. That's the birth mother, I speculate.
And sure enough, the door opened without a sound, revealing a thinly veiled woman. The woman had a tall figure. porcelain like smooth and milky white skin and a royal gait. Her face, like always had that irritated expression like father didn't fulfill his duties properly at night. Well, this is my theory, since I never saw him being any intimate with any mother in front of me either. He only came once in a while to talk some gibberish to me too.
Well, maybe it's because of my unstable emotions as a baby, but I always look forward to meeting these three people. I wanna grow up fast.
She comes close, picks me up into her lap as she sits on the floor, here comes the best part. "idj sl lllll...oohhhfh.. du dfhsy.huy"
"Ubuu...booh..fffhh.. bf.. *slurp*... *gulp*" hey don't judge me! "ahh..*slurp*... ffhh" this is basic necessity for survival of a human baby.
Ahh, fuck I need to survive..."fffhh..bfff..*sslurp*.." oh man, surviving is the best.
"sikr if skl. sj...sjhjhao skh Bubble".. she speaks something while caressing my head... I ignore it, focusing on surviving.
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I wake up, finding the young man I assume to be my father, giggling foolishly looking at me as my birth mother yell something from behind him. He was wearing some worn out tunics, starkly contrasting with the mother's. Soon she walks through the door. Leaving me alone with him.
"sooooooooeeeeeee ahahahah..... du dfhsy huy.. hahahaha do ysl ahhakkd willoj" he said pointing to himself and me. He was happy about something, I don't know what... what is he trying to say? Anyway, whatever it was, it brought a laugh to my face "hehehaha..kehwahahh" laughing is indeed contagious. He lifted me carefully and threw me lightly in the air. woah this so fun. More! More!! yeah! "haehaahhaha" More!
More!! "uwaaAAAKK!"
Unfortunately, he left when the big boob mother arrived. Man I wanted to play some more. Hope, he comes back again after I wake up. Thinking so, I drift off to sleep.
Man, I love this family....
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I wake up from some slimy discomfort near my groin for the first time.. that's weird, someone is usually always with me all the time when I wake up... I wonder where did they go..... did dad finally made up with moms?..hehe "uahkhehe".....
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