There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, 'It is just as I feared! Two Owls and a Hen. Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!"
There was a Young Lady whose bonnet. Came untied when the birds sat upon it, But she said, 'I don't care! All the birds in the air Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!
There was a Young Lady whose chin, Resembled the point of a pin: So she had it made sharp, And purchased a harp, And played several tunes with her chin.There was a Young Lady whose nose, Was so long that it reached to her toes; So she hired an Old Lady, Whose conduct was steady, To carry that wonderful nose.