I look at Jesus with a deadpan stare, I can't, he really just made that joke. "Can we just talk about what I am doing here? I still haven't figured out why I am stuck here in this void. Not that I'm in a rush but, it's just pretty confusing as to why I'm still here."
Jesus looks away a bit embarrassed "Ahem, alright, sorry about that. I just don't meet too many new people to talk to nowadays. It gets pretty boring up in heaven when you live there all your life."
I give a sympathetic look towards Jesus. "Hey, don't worry about it. I know plenty about what it's like to not talk to new people."
"Thank you, now. Let's get started. So child, you have died and now you have appeared in the reincarnation wait room to be given wishes for you to use when you are reincarnating."
My eyes widened at this new information. Reincarnation, I get to be reincarnated! "Do I get to choose what world I go to? What about how many wishes I get since you said wishes do I get more than one? Do I get to choose how I look or does that have to be one of my wishes? Oh and….."
Jesus sighs, watching this girl go on and on about her questions. Won't she just let me tell her. "Look child, I will answer all of your questions. Just let me explain what exactly you can and can't do when it comes to your reincarnation process."
I look away embarrassed, blush forming on my cheeks. I so just geeked out, and in front of Jesus no less. Man, I must look like such a child from his point of view. I nervously rub the back of my head. "Sorry Jesus, I got so excited and lost control of myself there."
"It's fine, child. Now as I was saying. The process of your reincarnation is a little different then what you have seen and read before. The thing you are most familiar with is the fact you will be getting 3 wishes. This is what everyone gets when they come to the reincarnation room."
3 wishes that more than I thought I would ever get when I died. But that's a pretty common reincarnation process, I guess there is more to it. Let's not interrupt him.
"But since you were a kind and generous person in life and totally not because I made you wait for 2 years before I showed up. You will also be able to cause your appearance of what you will look like. And choose the world that you are reincarnated into. You will also come with a basic system that will allow you to see your Stats and basic information about yourself."
"Holy Sh*t, that's pretty crazy being able to choose all that on top of having three wishes! What more could a girl ask for!" This is so exciting. I'm jumping up and down in joy,, no I need to calm down and think about this rationally to make the right decisions. I then narrowed my eyes in thought about what he said.
"Wait a minute, how much time did you say I was waiting for? 2 years! It felt like it was only for a few minutes. How could it have possibly been 2 years!"
It's not possible. I lost that much time just looking around and ringing a bell? How much worse would it have been if I just waited for someone to show up!
"Ah yes, you see, child. Time works differently here in the reincarnation room. I always forget to turn the time dilation device off in this room. It makes it so that every minute is equivalent to a year while you stay in this room. Really helps with speeding up time or turning it back when I am watching different universes from my TV over there."
I turn to my left just noticing the 72" flat screen TV just sitting there. How did I not notice that before? What is this place that has things just pop up whenever necessary. This place is too confusing for me, I'm just going to focus on Jesus for now on.
"Well anyway, back on track. You will first choose your appearance then your 3 wishes. And lastly pick which universe you will be reincarnating into in that order. I think it makes the most sense anyway. "
"Now choose your appearance and choose wisely because you won't be able to change it once you do."