EP.2 Episode 2 If You Don't Have Sex, You Die.
If you don't have sex, you die.
I thought there couldn't be such a quest, but there really was one.
It's absurd.
"Pardon?"
"Why are you pretending you didn't hear? I said spread your legs."
"My Lord, you must be confused since you've just awakened, but..."
"Didn't I say I'm the Demon King? Would a mere succubus dare to disobey the Demon King's words?"
Yulia, who met my eyes, shook her head.
"My Lord, I apologize. No matter how much you desire me, I cannot give myself to you."
"What?"
"If you, whose body is not yet fully formed, were to mix bodies with me, you would lose a lot of energy to me."
She knelt down.
"So please withdraw that order."
What is this now? Losing energy?
Hey, status window.
[Time Limit: 1 year]
Oh, for fuck's sake.
You should have told me in advance that this quest has a separate time limit!
If I had known this, I wouldn't have told her to spread her pussy.
[Success Conditions: 1. Become strong enough to forcibly violate her. 2. Make Yulia spread her pussy voluntarily.]
Tsk.
I thought it was strange that a quest I didn't know about appeared.
So it means I need some time to clear this epic quest.
They're just making things unnecessarily complicated.
How nice it would be if she just spread her pussy right away.
I wanted to firmly grasp those vulgarly swollen breasts with both hands, suck them with my mouth until her pussy juice was soaking wet.
I need to fuck her to survive.
To fuck her, I need to be qualified enough?
I liked that quite arrogant statement.
"Alright. Then I'll withdraw the order."
"Thank you, My Lord."
It would be fun to watch how that stoic expression changes when I become qualified.
Yulia raised her head and looked at me.
"But if My Lord wishes, I can immediately provide any woman."
"That's fine. I'll handle that myself."
"...Yes. I'm sorry."
"If that's what you say, then so be it."
I had no intention of arguing about whether or not to embrace her right now.
The important thing is how to conquer this game.
If it were the game I originally knew, I could just follow the existing strategy.
'But if I do that, it's obvious I'll get a game over in the middle.'
So that means...
Is this quest the clue?
The quest notification saying I can level up if I fuck the succubus.
[Demon King]
[Level: 1]
Originally, there was no Demon King level up in
What level up?
It was all about raising the dungeon's level, and the Demon King only got stronger through items.
So I thought there wouldn't be any, of course.
But the tip written below the quest message caught my eye.
[The more women the Demon King fucks, the stronger his level becomes.]
[So fuck them somehow, you idiot.]
The person sending the message seems quite angry that I didn't fuck the women in the game and proceeded.
If that's true...
Does it mean the Demon King became useless in the mid-game because I only raised the dungeon without enjoying the erotic scenes?
No wonder the level didn't increase and I could only equip items.
I didn't enjoy all the RPG elements.
So it was impossible to conquer.
And I gave that game 1 star and harshly criticized it.
So they sent me here to let me know that.
I understand.
I get it well.
I know why you sent me here.
Now that I'm reflecting and repenting, can't you send me back?
...
Of course, there was no answer.
It means they won't send me back.
"What are you thinking so deeply about?"
"Nothing. I was just thinking to myself."
"You said you'd fuck me as soon as you saw me earlier, and now you're suddenly thinking alone. Should I give you more time to rest?"
"No. It's fine. It's enough."
I got up from my seat.
There's no time to dawdle.
"Let's look at the dungeon first. I've wasted too much time."
"Understood, My Lord."
The tutorial event should pop up soon.
I need to move quickly.
"Follow me. This way."
***
Suddenly saying he'd fuck me.
'As expected of the Demon King...'
Indeed, the one who stands at the pinnacle of all demons.
Although he's weakened now due to seals and various curses, he was once at the top of demons, fighting against other forces of the continent.
It's natural for him to have this much boldness.
'I can't do it for him now, but...'
If he ever regains his original strong power, there would be no reason not to offer her body to him.
However.
'If he doesn't become strong enough...'
It would also be her job to seal him again.
She kept in mind what she had to do behind the Demon King heading towards the main hall.
***
'It should be about time for the tutorial quest to appear.'
I mean the real tutorial quest, not that strange quest about fucking.
The tutorial of this game was simple.
[Adventurers have found a dungeon deep in the forest. Prepare before they arrive.]
[Quest Reward: 2000 Fame, Guaranteed 3-star Monster Summon Ticket]
The quest has appeared.
A dungeon in a corner of the mountainside that no one visits.
Too shabby a place for a Demon King to be.
No one would imagine.
That this dungeon located in the corner of the continent, on this mountainside, is the Demon King's base.
I was the same.
How absurd it was when I first heard about the location of this dungeon.
I mean, if it's a place where the Demon King is, shouldn't there at least be a magnificent castle or traps with thick fog?
I had thought that before.
The setting that the game answered to my question was like this:
All the power left to the Demon King, who was defeated by a hero hundreds of years ago, was just maintaining this corner dungeon.
Eventually, the Demon King who built a dungeon in this corner to gather power fell into a long sleep.
It was the succubus Yulia who maintained the dungeon while the Demon King slept.
If it weren't for her, this dungeon would now be full of countless dust and moss.
"I've been managing the dungeon while you were sleeping, My Lord. Until now, I've been distorting this area with the demonic energy you released while sleeping to prepare for outside intruders, but that spell has been lifted as you've awakened."
"So humans have learned of our dungeon's existence. Is that what you're saying?"
"Yes. Currently, the approach of humans from the outside has been confirmed."
"I see."
This sensation that's bothering me now must be human mana.
Five points getting closer and closer.
"Let me explain how to manage the dungeon..."
"It's okay. There's no need for that."
I already know.
It's the tutorial I've seen countless times in the game.
And how much have I utilized the dungeon?
This damn dungeon is what I've analyzed and created countless times while failing to conquer the game over and over.
I'm sick and tired of dungeon utilization.
I raised my hand and snapped my fingers.
Rumble!
The dungeon, wide and vast like a cave, moved on its own and took shape.
The dungeon, which was simply a wide plaza, created narrow alleys and large rooms here and there.
Yulia, who was watching the dungeon complete itself like a winding maze from the side, looked at me with an expression full of admiration.
"As expected of you, My Lord... You had already realized it without me telling you."
A familiar line.
Yulia's line that comes out when you create the dungeon's pathways and divide rooms without the tutorial.
It's a bit embarrassing to hear it in person, but well, it's an everyday thing.
"Now you just need to set traps in these alleys and place monsters in the rooms. Do you perhaps know how to place monsters as well?"
Yulia's voice, which had become a bit softer.
Of course I know.
But this time, I had no intention of creating separate monsters.
"I won't create monsters or traps."
"But if you do that, you'll be directly exposed to the enemies, My Lord. If a strong enemy appears, you might have to face them directly."
"It doesn't matter. There aren't many beings that can harm my body."
It's a cringeworthy way of speaking to myself, but if you're the Demon King, you need to do this much to create authority, right?
It definitely worked well.
Hearing my words, Yulia bowed her head deeply and added more words.
"But, My Lord, you've just awakened, your body isn't complete yet."
"Do you think I'll lose?"
"I wasn't trying to doubt you at all, My Lord!"
Yulia knelt down and begged for forgiveness.
It's nice to see a beautiful woman kneeling like this.
I admired the deeply revealed cleavage for a moment. Is it because she's a succubus? It was an incredibly beautiful valley.
I could see her sweat flowing down the valley just then.
'Wow.'
Have I always liked valley water this much?
As soon as I saw the sweat droplets flowing down her cleavage, my lower body throbbed.
I didn't realize this when playing the game, but this Demon King's body.
It's quite virile. Even lustful.
Just a slightly erotic thought makes the thing down there stand up straight, it's no joke.
"It's fine. I'm not doubting your loyalty."
"Th-Thank you."
She gave advice because she was worried about me.
I don't particularly want to blame her for that.
The reason I'm not summoning monsters and traps.
It's because additional rewards are given if you defeat the adventurers appearing in the tutorial without summoning anything.
What a ridiculous system.
They tell you to summon for the tutorial, but then give more rewards when you don't summon anything.
'There are many contradictory systems, like getting stronger by watching erotic scenes.'
It's an irritating method in many ways.
As the saying goes, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do," I should follow the game's rules since I fell into the game because of someone.
But I don't intend to just follow forever.
'You think I'll just move as you please?'
Since you summoned me here as you pleased, you'll have to deal with my misbehavior too.
Of course, I'll need to build up my strength until then.
The tutorial adventurers are beings weak enough for the Demon King to clear easily without summoning anything.
I just need to wait.
The essential thing is not to let them live.
The key to this tutorial is to bury them here forever so they can't spread unnecessary words about the Demon King being summoned.
'If I lay traps and monsters, there's no need for that, though.'
After completing the dungeon's form, I sat on the throne placed in the dungeon boss room, waiting for the adventurers.
"Yulia."
"Yes, My Lord."
"You stay on standby here. If they come, I'll go greet them myself."
"Understood."
There are five adventurers who came to find the dungeon.
Two melee warriors, one mage, one archer, and one priest.
It's a textbook party.
Two vanguards, two damage dealers, and one healer and buffer.
Really, a party lacking nothing.
'One warrior and the priest are women.'
The balance was perfect both in terms of team composition and gender.
[Tutorial: Stop the adventurer party.]
[Adventurers passing by have accidentally discovered the dungeon whose disguise has been lifted as the Demon King awakened. Stop all those who dare to enter the Demon King's dungeon.]
[Quest Reward: 2000 Fame, Guaranteed 3-star Monster Summon Ticket]
Alright.
I tend to clear these kinds of quests thoroughly.
I could feel them stepping into the dungeon.
The unpleasant human mana became much stronger.
"I'll be back."
"Then I'll be waiting."
I left the boss room, receiving her send-off as she bowed her head.
How will the adventurers fight in reality, not in the game?
Can I really kill them?
Half expectation, half worry.
I went to greet the intruders with an excited heart.