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Chapter 17 - My Bullshitting Level's Over 9000!

The Whispering Woods loomed before them, its ancient trees stretching into the sky like skeletal fingers. A faint mist hung in the air, weaving between the gnarled roots and the underbrush, giving the forest an almost ethereal quality. Every now and then, a whisper would float through the trees—soft, unintelligible, and unsettling.

Kieran, standing at the edge of the forest, let out a long sigh. "This," he said, gesturing to the eerie landscape, "is exactly the kind of place I'd expect a death cult to hang out. Creepy vibes? Check. Weird sounds? Double check. Definitely cursed? Triple check."

Fredrick, ever the optimist, clutched his glowing broom tightly. "It's not so bad, Master. Just a bit... atmospheric."

Kieran raised an eyebrow. "Fredrick, 'atmospheric' is what people say before they get eaten by something with too many teeth."

Meliora, who had been studying the forest with her usual calm demeanor, glanced at Kieran. "The Hollow Sanctum is likely deep within the woods. If we're going to pull off this infiltration, we'll need to be prepared for whatever defenses they've put in place."

"And by 'we,' you mean me," Kieran said, rubbing the back of his neck. "Because apparently, I'm the one who has to convince a cult of homicidal maniacs that I'm their long-lost messiah."

Fredrick grinned. "If anyone can do it, Master, it's you!"

"That's what I'm afraid of," Kieran muttered.

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The group ventured into the forest, the air growing colder with each step. Shadows danced between the trees, and the whispers grew louder, as if the forest itself was alive and watching them.

Fredrick, walking a few steps behind Kieran, kept his broom at the ready, his eyes darting nervously from side to side. "So, uh... Master, if something jumps out at us, do you have a plan?"

"Yes," Kieran said.

Fredrick perked up. "Really? What is it?"

"Run," Kieran replied flatly.

Meliora rolled her eyes. "We'll be fine. The Shadowed Order may use magic to deter intruders, but they wouldn't waste their energy on mindless traps. They'll be focused on protecting their sanctum."

Fredrick looked dubious. "What about the whispers? Are those magic, too?"

Meliora nodded. "Likely a low-level enchantment meant to disorient and intimidate. It's harmless as long as you don't let it distract you."

"Right," Fredrick said, clearly not reassured.

Kieran glanced over his shoulder. "Relax, Fredrick. If anything does jump out at us, you've got Flash Steps and a magical broom. You'll be fine."

"And you, Master?"

Kieran grinned. "I'll improvise."

After hours of trekking through the forest, the group finally emerged into a clearing. At its center stood a crumbling stone structure, half-buried in the earth. Vines crept up its walls, and strange runes glowed faintly along its surface.

Meliora inhaled sharply. "The Hollow Sanctum."

Kieran eyed the structure warily. "It's smaller than I expected. I was picturing something more... fortress-like."

"The sanctum is likely just the entrance," Meliora said. "The true chamber will be underground."

"Of course it will," Kieran muttered. "Because why would a cult make things easy?"

The group approached cautiously, staying low and avoiding the open areas of the clearing. As they neared the entrance, they spotted two robed figures standing guard, their faces hidden beneath hoods.

Fredrick leaned toward Kieran. "What's the plan, Master? Do we fight them?"

Kieran shook his head. "No way. If we start a fight, the whole cult will come down on us. We need to get inside without raising any alarms."

Meliora tilted her head. "Then how do you propose we deal with the guards?"

Kieran thought for a moment, then smirked. "Leave it to me."

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Taking a deep breath, Kieran stepped into the clearing, walking directly toward the guards with a confidence he didn't feel. The system chimed in his vision, as if encouraging him to go through with whatever nonsense he was about to spout.

The guards stiffened as he approached, their hands going to the hilts of their weapons. "Halt!" one of them barked. "Who dares approach the Hollow Sanctum uninvited?"

Kieran raised a hand, his expression serene. "I am the one you have been waiting for," he declared, his voice steady. "The Herald of the Forgotten Truth. The Chosen of the Shadows."

The guards exchanged uncertain glances. "The... Chosen?"

"Yes," Kieran said, doubling down. "I have walked the paths of prophecy and seen the threads of fate. Your master has foreseen my arrival. Stand aside, or risk the wrath of the shadows themselves."

The guards hesitated, clearly unsure of what to do. Kieran could practically feel the belief building in the air, their uncertainty feeding into his system.

[System Notice: Belief level rising. Influence expanding.]

One of the guards lowered his weapon slightly. "If... if you truly are the Chosen, prove it."

Kieran inwardly cursed. Why do they always want proof?

Thinking quickly, he pointed to the nearest tree. "That tree," he said, his voice firm. "It shall bear witness to my power."

The guards turned to look at the tree. For a moment, nothing happened. Then, with a loud crack, the tree split in two, its trunk falling to the ground with a thud.

The guards stumbled back, their eyes wide. "It's true!" one of them whispered. "He commands the shadows!"

Fredrick, watching from the edge of the clearing, whispered to Meliora. "Did he actually do that?"

Meliora's lips pressed into a thin line.

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The guards stepped aside, bowing their heads. "Forgive us, Chosen One. Please, enter the sanctum. The High Priest will wish to see you."

Kieran gave them a gracious nod, though his heart was racing. "Wise decision. Lead the way."

As the guards escorted them into the sanctum, Fredrick leaned close to Kieran, his voice a whisper. "Master, that was amazing! You didn't even need to fight them!"

"Yeah," Kieran muttered. "Amazing. Let's just hope the High Priest is as gullible as these two."

The interior of the sanctum was dimly lit, the air thick with the scent of incense. The walls were lined with more glowing runes, their patterns twisting and shifting in ways that made Kieran's head hurt.

At the center of the chamber stood a tall figure in elaborate robes, their face hidden behind an ornate mask. They turned as the group entered, their voice echoing with an unnatural resonance.

"So," the High Priest said, their tone dripping with skepticism. "The Chosen One has finally graced us with their presence. Tell me, 'Herald,' what message do you bring from the shadows?"

Kieran took a deep breath, forcing a confident smile. "Oh, I bring a message, alright. A message you won't soon forget."

As the system chimed once again, Kieran prayed that his improvisation skills wouldn't get them all killed.