Hey guys, so before anyone says i disappeared, I had a what if for you all, and it's what if someone was reborn into ff7(og) with a space marine body, and a doom slayer gacha system and was transported into the world at the first boss fight of the game?(oh also added armagir because of how broken it is.)
So to scratch my what if itch, im going to try this out, also don't worry mc won't be xenophobic and emotionless.(because I want to)
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Hey how ya Doin? Yeah that's me, and your probably wondering how I got here? So I'll keep it short, I was tired of my toxic girlfriend and in a lapse of judgement I broke up with her…leading to me getting stabbed to death while doing a warhammer40k stream…live…
Yeah I'm a nerd sue me, now while I wasn't knowing of the lore I loved the game as a whole, now right before I got…to where I am now a viewer asked if the doom slayer could solo warhammer40k, and honestly he'd thrive, and when I was about to say that…well you know the rest.
But what I didn't account for was finding myself in an inky void where the only thing in front of me was a computer.
A literal fucking computer, was it the God of Computers? Hell if I know, but for some reason I felt it compelling me to go to it.
Cautiously I sit down and look at the computer itself, it looked exactly like a MacBook Pro, but before I could investigate further the computer lit up and on it showed a lottery wheel.
[welcome newly deceased! If you are reading this message it means you died like a bitch!]
[but don't worry I won't leave you here so please spin the wheel to begin your new existence starting with your body!]
As I was reading the message I wanted to pick up the computer and throw it in a rage! What do you mean I died like a bitch?! I didn't even have Time to defend myself!
But even if I did do just that, I wouldn't be able to go back. Sighing I look at the first wheel and it literally had everything on it, from a sperm cell to literal cthulu, but in all seriousness my luck on things like this would make Shirou Emiya look like the luckiest man on earth!
"Well here's to hoping I don't become another man's splooge." I say as I click the wheel, it starts to spin and spin, I was holding onto my breath as it got faster and faster.
After what felt like a literal eternity the wheel slows down as I start seeing the options, cthulu, chicken, kazuma satou. And soon it finally stops and I couldn't help but smile.
[you have landed on space marine! Please customize your body to your liking]
As I read the message a 3d model of my new body was on the screen, it had options ranging from having scars to even body type!
I opted for no scars, a lean and athletic build, because come on I don't want to look like and actual space marine In appearance? I mean they are literal mountains of muscle!
Now the coolest part of the customization was that when I got the space marine body instead of having no body when I got there I gained the body, and as I customized I could feel my new body being modified in real time, and when I decided to go lean and athletic all the muscles in my body compacted into themselves, making me even stronger.
Now for size,hair and clothes I opted for a 6'6, for hair I chose pure black with hints of red and violet on the tips, with blue eyes that cloud had, and finally for clothes I went the toji fushiguro route with a black shirt showcasing my muscular body, baggy pants and instead of sandals I go combat boots, can't be ripping off his look entirely now can I?
After being satisfied I touch the confirm button on the 3d model and now I had my new body.
[now for your special item, please spin the new wheel!]
I looked at the wheel and it showed many powerful items, abilities and even bloodlines! And thinking I used up all my luck on my body I resign myself for something bad and clicked spin.
[congratulations you have been given the noble phantasm armirger]
…excuse me what?
[the noble phantasm armirger was a project between Zelretch and a Shirou Emiya with the first true magic, the basis using knights Owner, Gates of Babylon, and Unlimited blade Work]
(Yes this is a non-canon thing(I hope), Zelretch traveled to a world where final fantasy never cancelled and decided to create his version of the imperial arms, so he sought out a Shirou Emiya to aid in this project)
…again excuse me what?
Okay either I'm using every ounce of luck I got for my next hundred lives or someone is taking pity on me, but before I could delve further I see another wheel.
[spin for your system]
Without any though I clicked and closed my eyes as I hear the clicking of the virtual wheel spin praying to whatever being is watching, and only when the clicking stopped did I open my eyes.
[congratulations you have been given the Doom slayer gacha system, where when you kill something and gain its power, you also get a gacha coin, now spin the final wheel for your world]
Without hesitation I prayed that I wouldn't be sent to places like worms or warhammer, god forbid doom.
And not long after I clicked it it stopped.
[now sending you to Final Fantasy 7, I hope you enjoy this new life]
Now long after I finished the message did I smile, wait till shinra get a load of me.
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So what do you think? Would this definitely be a read? Or would it be trash? Let me know if I should make this a series! Also if I do should I make it an AU or stick to the story?
But enough of that I'll see you all with a new chapter of my hero academia: the chronicles of Henry stickman.
Aaaaaand cut!(I miss you mattpatt)