The empress saw a book on the stage, took it and sneered, "Then tell me, what do you think of this book?"
Lu Yun took it and flipped through a few pages, then threw it aside like trash and said, "This is bullshit! This person doesn't understand poetry at all!"
Lu Yun's tone was firm. He had to be absolute in order to survive.
"Oh! Do you know who wrote this poem? It is the work of Yu Shinan, a great scholar and poet of the Tartar Kingdom. Literary all over the world imitated his poems and you actually said that it is bullshit!"
There was no emotion on the empress's pretty face, and it was impossible to tell what she was thinking.
"His poems are full of beautiful parallelism, which is a childish trick. As the saying goes: Poems express one's will, songs express one's words, what is in one's heart is one's will, what is spoken is poetry."
"Poetry is about artistic conception, not piling up words. This Yu Shinan thing is bullshit."
Lu Yun was a time traveler and couldn't remember who Yu Shinan was. He just read a few of his poems.
"Poetry expresses one's will, song expresses one's words; what is in one's heart is one's will, what is spoken is poetry."
The empress savored this passage carefully and felt that this sentence alone was better than the entire book of poetry by Yu Shinan.
"Then write a poem and see if it's good. I will spare your life."
However, the empress wanted to test whether he could write poetry on the spot.
"Your Majesty, please give us a question!"
The empress's beautiful eyes moved, she glanced at Xia Chan, and said lightly: "Use Xia Chan as the theme, and write a love poem to her in half a minute!"
"ah!"
Lu Yun looked at the cold girl beside him, who was crossing her arms, holding a sword in her arms, staring at him with cold eyes.
This woman is beautiful, but she is just an ice cube. Who would want to write a love poem to her?
Lu Yun looked embarrassed.
"You can't do it, Xia Chan!"
"No, no, I'll do it right away!"
Forget it, forget it, just think of it as saving your own life!
Lu Yun pondered for a moment and said, "Her eyebrows are as white as autumn water, and her skin is as white as the breeze. The woman beside the wine shop is like the moon, and her white wrists are as white as frost and snow!"
The empress repeated the poem and nodded slightly, saying, "Yes, it is a good poem. You really can write poetry."
Lu Yun raised his head and chest and said, "As a scholar from my younger generation, of course I can write poetry."
"but!"
The empress's beautiful eyes moved: "What I want is a love poem, not for you to praise her!"
"Your Majesty, Miss Xia Chan's face is as cold as ice. I really can't think of any love poem. Why don't you make Miss Xia Chan smile and maybe I will think of one!"
As soon as Lu Yun finished speaking, a chill came from Xia Chan.
"Well, in that case, let's forget about this poem! Xia Chan, send him to the Queen. If he can't please her, just use him as fertilizer for the flowers!"
Ah! What's going on? Knowing that I'm a fake eunuch, he still asked me to serve the queen? Does this emperor like to be cuckolded?
After the empress shouted for them to leave, Lu Yun, who had survived the disaster, hurriedly opened the door and went out. As soon as he reached a corner, he saw a person coming towards him. He had no time to dodge and bumped into the person. The person screamed and fell to the side.
Lu Yun quickly reached out to pull the other person, but he was also pulled by the other person. He fell on the other person and felt something soft under him. His big hand was holding a big and soft thing. He looked closely and was stunned.
He saw a plump woman in royal attire being pressed under him, with a painful expression on her face.
The other person was wearing a gorgeous blue and white embroidered palace dress, her big and firm breasts and snow-white thighs were faintly visible, her waist was slender, and her buttocks were round and plump.
What's even more terrible is that the skirt is scattered, revealing the charming black area that is full of seductive aura.
Two plump and round thighs are wearing silk stockings, and the snow-white skin is faintly visible, making her look particularly coquettish and seductive.
Lu Yun's big hand was grabbing a plump, peach-shaped breast, and he subconsciously squeezed it twice, feeling it was full of elasticity.
Lu Yun's body was pressed tightly against the plump body of the woman in palace dress. Feeling her hot body twisting, his big cock suddenly became erect and pressed hard against her soft and plump private parts.
The beautiful woman in palace dress who was pressed under Lu Yun was also stunned, her red lips slightly parted and her eyes dull.
When she came to her senses and saw that the other person was a eunuch, she opened her mouth to curse him, but when Lu Yun's cock hit her, she couldn't say anything.
She is the third princess of the Great Xia Kingdom, Di Luoxi. Because she married an impotent prince consort, her body was thirsty for sex, but she never expected that a eunuch's big cock would be pushed against the entrance of her vagina.
She was shocked by the amazing length of the other person's penis.
How come this eunuch has such a long penis?
Her husband was simply a piece of trash among trash, and she had no idea what it would feel like to be penetrated by this huge cock. She felt so excited that she subconsciously lifted her snow-white thighs and rubbed them against Lu Yun. She looked at Lu Yun with her watery eyes, and seemed to enjoy the invasion.
Lu Yun quickly came to his senses, climbed up from the beautiful woman in palace dress, reached out to pull her up, and said sorry with a red face, but his penis was still erect between his legs, bulging and attracting the attention of the beautiful woman in palace dress.
"Are you a new eunuch? What's your name?"
The beautiful lady in palace dress didn't care about Lu Yun's invasion just now, but asked with a sweet smile.
Lu Yun was originally very scared, after all, he was a eunuch. Although the emperor already knew that he was a fake, he had just pushed his dick into someone else's pussy. If the other person told the emperor, he would have more heads than he could chop off.
Just when Lu Yun was panicking, he heard the other party's words.
From the meaning of the other party's words, Lu Yun understood that the other party was not angry. Instead, her eyes were full of affection, her cheeks were slightly flushed, and she looked like she was in love.
Gulp!
Lu Yun swallowed his saliva.
The gorgeously dressed beauty in front of me is definitely a coquettish and lascivious woman. Maybe there's a chance I can get her into bed with her.
But he immediately gave up this idea. His most important thing now was to save his own life and please the queen.
"Who are you from, you little dog slave? Why don't you kneel before the princess?"
Just as Lu Yun was about to answer, a loud shout reached his ears.