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• [ Name ]: Finn Campbell Mertens
• [ Title ]: 『 Hero of Ooo 』 || 『 Champion of Candy Kingdom 』 || 『 Finn the Human 』
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• [ Race ]: 『 Transcendent Human 』
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• [ Gender ]: Male
• [ Essence ]: 『 Mad Doctor 』 || 『 Crafter 』 || 『 Hentai Bastard 』
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• [ Abilities ]:
『 Almighty 』 || 『 Super Vegeta Template 』 || 『 Super Goku Template 』 || 『 Absolute Swordsmanship 』 || 『 Absolute Martial Arts 』 || 『 Status System 』 || 『 Beelzebuth, Lord of Gluttony 』 || 『 Shub-Niggurath, Lord of Harvest 』||『 Magic Transcendence 』
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[ Harem ]
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『 None 』
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[ Children ]
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『 None 』
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[ Inventory ]
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『 None 』
Essence of the Hentai Bastard
By drinking the Essence inside this opaque bottle shaped like a woman's face in an ahegao expression that seems to look a little different every time you look at it no matter the reason you looked away from blinking to leaving the room you gain
A body that runs on porn physics, your dick could be the size of an elephant and it would still fit inside a girl, though she might be a little stretched out afterwards
Access to porn logic capable of leveraging many situations to your advantage ranging from convincing people to do what you tell them even if they shouldn't to allowing you to smooth talk your way out of legal trouble should it arise and more. It's like a sort of perverted charisma that allows you to walk up to some random strangers house with your dick stuck inside a pizza box and convince them to let you in even if they know that they really shouldn't, or that lets you convince the judge that raping someone until they have hearts in their eyes actually does count as retroactive consent no matter how hard they fought you or how many times they said before hand.
Your actions may no longer have any appreciable consequences for yourself if you so choose, allowing you to escape any sort of punishment or retribution that you might otherwise have coming even if the source is a supernatural being, force or phenomenon that would ordinarily be unstoppable or inescapable.
Hentai Vision which lets you see the kinks, sexual history, desires, intent, diseases, and damn near any other bit of information that might be relevant to a person. It will unfailingly let you detect suitable partners, people you want to avoid, or disguised hentai monsters.
Immunity to illnesses and diseases (not just limited to STDs and STIs) as well as an incredible resistance to toxins, poisons and various other health hazards. Go without bathing for as long as you'd like, you still won't get sick that said, people do appreciate good hygiene so you might want to be considerate of other people.
A one time body resculpturing to make you look however you want (though it defaults to a standard "ugly bastard" appearance based on what you currently look like, you can easily change this so that your looks can be anywhere from a 1/10 to a 10/10 and anything in between) that removes any and all injuries, illnesses and defects that you may have previously had. This can let you be a shota, a little girl or a grown woman if you want, but it's restricted purly to humans.
Comic book style peak human capabilities on par with Captain America, making you stronger, faster and more enduring than even the greatest athletes.
A big dick, how big is up to you (Optional, but there by default)
Unlimited stamina and sexual fluid production
No refractory period, you can get hard and stay hard for as long as you want with no medical consequences
Super powerful pheromones that you can control at will that will make whoever you desire more submissive, compliant and aroused, while making others wary of crossing you (and optionally more aroused as well). They can also make it impossible for anyone else to get an erection for a set length of time after smelling them if you so desire. How this makes you smell is up to you.
Godlike skill at sex, allowing you to bring your partners to multiple screaming orgasms no matter how willing or unwilling they may be with little to no effort on your part
The power to mind break anyone through orgasms, the more you make them cum, the easier it will be for you to make them into the exact sort of cum toilet you feel that they're suited to become. Heartshaped pupils are optional, though on by default and only temporary.
A cleansing touch that will allow you at will to clean your partners inside and out at will to whatever degree you choose, this also works on yourself. Scents and tastes can optionally be left behind even if you cleanse someone entirely, if you so choose.
An instinctive knowledge of how best to blackmail, extort, exploit, or do various other nefarious things to people without getting caught. You might be able to talk your way out of jailtime, but it can still be very annoying if your victims try to squeal, this combined with a healthy does of porn logic will keep them nice and compliant until they accept their fate.
The power to slowly and subtly reshape your targets body in any way you desire while you're having sex with them. Don't like that tattoo on your partner's shoulder? Get rid of it after just a few orgams. Are their breasts too big or too small? Make them just right while you ride their ass. Want that annoying/bratty boy to be more girly? They'll be ready for bikini season before they know it so long as you fuck them hard enough, its up to you if they keep their penis and how much of it they can keep.
The ability to instantly conceal your eyes in shadow, making you look more mysterious and/or intimidating while also allowing you to perfectly conceal your identity no matter how clear it would otherwise be that its you. Optionally this can also make you harder to notice, becoming like a background character that nobody questions lurking around until you do something to draw attention to yourself. You can extend this effect to anybody you're actively having sex with. Yes, you can use this to rob a bank if you really want to, but that's a lot more work and far more dangerous than just finding some rich person to fuck into giving you their fortune.
A plain looking stop watch, if you desire, that allows you to pause time at will. Using it makes you immune to aging while time is stopped. While in use, you can freely interact with the world, allowing you to reposition people as you please without risk of harm to them from your direct actions. They won't fall until time is resumed no matter what position you put them in, pushing them will only cause them to fall as far as the floor you're standing on. Any actions you take to pleasure someone will cause their bodies to physically respond to your touch, but they won't feel anything until after you resume time at which point you can decide how fast they feel everything you did to them while they were pause ranging from being in sequential order from start to finish at the actual speed that you did it to them to everything all at once to give them potentially the most intense orgasm they might ever experience or anything in between. It's also great for taking naps, but don't expect to get through any doors that operate on electronic locks unless they're only held closed by a magnet.
An alternate form that you can change into at will, there are no limits on what this can be. You can bee a centaur, an elf, an orc, a minotaur, a tentacle monster, a whatever you desire. Your physical strength is only limited by the dimension you're in, on your birth Earth you can only be about 100x stronger and more durable than your baseline form, whereas if you were to go to a world like DC you could go toe to toe with a SpaceCoked up Kryptonian under a blue sun and still rape them into a mewling fucktoy if you're so inclined. You can change back and forth at will in front of whoever you want and nobody will connect the dots if you don't want them too that said, you should probably expect screaming and panic if you suddenly turn into a mass of writhing tentacles in the middle of a crowded city
Essence of the Crafter
Master craftsman, able to design, build, and maintain anything from machines to a simple shovel.
Flawless work, anything created will never rot or rust only able to be destroyed through violence. These creations are extremely durable as well.
Creations work better than one made by someone else.
Can conjure dead or inorganic materials needed to work with from thin air.
Ability to craft items on par with those in myth and legend, spears that never miss, swords that can cut through anything, invulnerable armor, etc.
Can force specific abilities onto items through sheer skill and ability to craft on a conceptual level.
Essence of the Mad Doctor
Perfect memory with infinite storage
Beyond genius level intellect
Can make potions that can do almost anything, from immortality, to regeneration or even cause someone to fall in love with a specific target.
Immunity to disease and poison mundane and magical
Immense knowledge on occult and alchemical lore that updates itself should you find a way to travel to different worlds.
Supernaturally skilled at medicine, can cure just about anything with some research, already know how to tackle most ailments already.
Master of life and biology, able to create homunculi that are superior to regular versions of their species in all areas including being ageless and perfectly loyal to you.
you may also create other creatures like sewn together Frankenstein abominations, chimera, or other mutated beasts.
Can conjure ingredients from thin air.