"Fuck you, you, and you, you also the guy on the back, you, you, and you, fuck all of you!"
The guy standing on the podium with a big smile and giving everyone a middle finger is me.
Aren't I handsome? Yes, yes I am.
People who don't agree are either blind or questioning their sexuality. I mean who wouldn't fall for me?!
A handsome man in his mid twenties, full of hair (albeit messy), stamina and libido. Who could resist those dry lips, saggy eyebags, and that pale face that can rival a corpse.
Top off with a suit that I managed to dig from one of the company's trash can. Just chef's kiss.
I was so good looking today that even the guards stopped me on the entrance earlier. They were quite touchy, they even grabbed me on my perfectly chiseled 0 packs.
Though I don't blame them, they're just doing their jobs. If they have let me come in earlier I would've surely stole all the attention away. In most cases I would've respected their actions and left.
I know how hard it is for them to meet a very handsome and almost perfect human being. It's a one in a lifetime experience afterall.
Unfortunately for them I had some important business inside. Though of course they didn't believe me and said that my name wasn't on the guest list which is natural since I'm not a guest.
I AM THE HOST, THE INVITER, THE SUPREME LEADER! When I said that the two of them had a dumbfounded expression on their face.
It was only natural, they were probably thinking that they're fucked. One of them even started to tremble from fear, followed by the guy beside him.
Poor guys, they should've let me in earlier...I watch the two of them, their shoulders trembling as they cover their faces...maybe I'll give them one more cha–
"PWHAHAHAHAHA is this guy for real?"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA he probably escaped from a mental facility!"
"Should we call the hospital???"
"HAHAHA let's call the vet instead I don't think it's a disease for people!"
"Good point HWAHAHAHA!"
I watched the two guards laugh as they clutch their stomachs. It took them exactly one minute and thirty two seconds to stop laughing.
One of them approached me, and a hand tightly grasped my shoulder.
"Get lost man, this ain't a drug facility. This place is only for the top of the tops. A loser like you can't even–".
I saw the time on the man's watch. I was running late. It was almost time for the awarding.
It would be bad if I missed it. I mean, all of the awards there belong to me anyways. With not much of a choice I punched the guard on the jaw.
The guard looked stunned as droplets of blood fell from his mouth, he staggered backwards, tripping, before dropping to the floor. I almost felt sorry, almost.
The other guy who stayed in the back had a suprised face but he quickly grasped the situation and tried to punch me.
He had a much bigger build than the other who was currently cluthing he's knees. Without effort, I dodged the fist coming at me, suprising the man with my quick reflex.
Suddenly, I heard a loud cheering coming from the inside. The awarding ceremony must be close.
I had no time to lose as I search for my pocket and got my trustee pen. I poked the underside of the man, I can see his face contort into confusion. "Huh, wha–". And then he passed out.
I approached the other guy who was still on his knees and poked his arm with the pen. The man also passed out as his knees gave out and his face kissed the ground.
After dealing with the both of them I fixed my crumpled suit and proceeded to make my entrance. Thus here I am now, on time to receive all of the awards that's meant for me.
As I look around I could see the shock expressions on people's faces. Just as I expected...this is their first time seeing such a handsome being such as myself.
One of the guest even tried to call the guards and let them see my beauty, unfortunately for him, all of them are in dream world right now.
Some even shouted, probably awe struck by my appearance. Unfortunately, I didn't have time to pay them attention as my eyes roam around the room.
I saw it on the far left corner where a table was barely seen, mostly because of the large plants surrounding it from the corner. I waved over there as I see the familiar faces of my members.
"Giovanni! You look like an awkward virgin in that suit!".
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The party was going well at first...well that was when he didn't bang the door open and shouted his arrival.
After that everything became a blur and the next thing I knew Mr. Raz was already standing on the podium giving everyone a middle finger.
Amidst the chaos I looked back to see Mr. Park on my right looking like he aged by a hundred, followed by Ms. Ahuja who quietly sipped her wine as she covered her face.
I could feel my pocket vibrate again as I finally take out my phone just to see countless messages coming from Natsuki.
Natsuki 18:10
Raz escaped.
Natsuki 18:10
We're heading out.
Natsuki 18:21
Fuck.
Natsuki 18:21
He locked us in.
Natsuki 18:24
I checked and Mang Jose doesn't have the key.
Natsuki 18:24
Giovanni fucking pick up.
Natsuki 18:25
You piece of shit pick up.
Natsuki 18:25
Awkward virgin.
Natsuki 18:25
Unsent a message.
Natsuki 18:26
The madman escaped.
Natsuki 18:28
I REPEAT, THE MADMAN ESCAPED.
Natsuki 18:28
Oi.
86+ Unread message.
I closed my phone and prayed.
I can hear the people shouting from the distance while the others panicked and tried to call the guards. I can still see Raz standing on the podium with a big smile on his face.
Well...at the bright side he still haven't spotted us yet. We can just pretend that we don't know him and just leave the party like everyone elseż–
"What's he doing?".
I muttered confused as I see the man's head turning left and right. I couldn't help the urge to gulp...I had a bad feeling.
I was too distracted to even notice Ms. Ahuja leaving for another table and Mr. Park crawling under the desk. Finally, amber eyes landed on me and I internally cursed myself.
"Giovanni! You look like an awkward virgin in that suit!".
Damn it.