I slowly opened my eyes and the intensity of the light shocking me out of my sleep
'was this a prunk' was the first thing I thought of as I lifted my arm felling the dew from the grass
'Someone planned this well' I slowly looked around and I was dumfounded by the beautiful view
The sound of wave crashing against sand calmed my body despite just waking up in the middle of no where, I couldn't deny this watching the sun rise out from the endless was magical,
that sweat smell of flowers ,the warm air that cooled my ball and sausage…
'What the heck, they took my clothestoo' I frowned noticing I was left but naked on the ground
'so you want a show, why didn't you say so' I quickly got up and spread my legs to let the sausage swing freely in the wind
"You want pictures huh!, well take all you like, I ain't scared of you, come out idiots, I'm not scared of any of you!! Come the fuck out !" I yelled at the top of my voice with no reply I stood still a little waiting to hear the sound of laughter and cameras clicking but nothing, how disappointing!
" Fuck you asses" I let out a final sigh
A cool breeze washed throw my dark hair, my flabby belly fell lose on my waist which I had long gotten used, I was a little fat since all i did was play games on my computer and read webnovels but there really wasn't anything that I did that needed me to be fit so I come love my fatty body, stretch marks and all. And if they think they can come out here and body shame me, jokes on them because I didn't care
I run to the beach thinking that's where the camera crew was hiding but still nothing
I washed my face in the warm sea water and lazily sat on the white sands watching the stunning view.
'if they wanted pics, then they might as well take as many as they want, I'm gonna be a nude model, who knows with this view i might even make it to nude illustrate' I smiled as the sun's gentle rays reflected off my pale skin
The view was beautiful but I was getting hungry and got classes which I couldn't skip just because I was lost. I returned to spot I woke up and found a small note on the ground
[ Kill the god of destruction, the demon king and all his subordinates in the next month or your planet will be destroyed]
I couldn't help but freeze looking at the note' real original original idiots ' I signed looking around
" Guys real funny but I got classes today, I swear to God if I miss even one of them I'm gonna get everyone of you in trouble, you had you laugh now get me out of here " I yelled into the nothingness
the grass stretched out for as far as I could see and was just too short of anyone to hide in and with no paths whatsoever I guess if they brought me here I would be by boat,
I turned to the ocean and smiled. I think someone spent there entire allowance on this prunk, jokes on them because I didn't care.
I flipped the note over and written on the other side was the number 31 which made me roll my eyes, they can't be serious.
I folded the note and slowly started to moving hoping to find a sign of civilization
…4 hours later, …the noon sun glared down on me with it's intense rays, that had turned my entire skin pink with sun burns, my feet hurt really bad from constantly walking on the hot sand and my muscles turned sore hours ago right now my brain moved completely on autopilot that was drive from hunger, if it wasn't for the trees ahead i would have dropped unconscious hours ago
I was dragging a stick so the bastards who brought me here could find me after all if I was eaten it would be all there faults
I dropped down on the fast shade sweating and panting from walking two steps per minute
" Groooooowwwwww," my stomach turned in hunger reminding me that I hadn't eaten in a while which was completely unbearable
I rubbed my empty belly, looked at my red feet and sun burnt skin and frowned,
'this day couldn't get any worse ' i sobbed looking at the trees looking for any fruit.
' I would rather eat poison fruits and die quickly than starve to death, How did people even survive a week without eating only half a day and I'm choosing death, pathetic ' I frowned looking up until my eyes fell on a red fruit
-" Daddy's found launch" I smiled at my belly and dragged my feet across the sand and immediately my fast foot hit vegetation a trap stung up
My foot got caught and the bent tree I didn't notice straightened up hanging my body inverted to the the ground in a split second
"Ggggrrrreeee!!"
Owee shit…
I shut my eyes because that wasn't my stomach and the unfriendly sound was right in front of my face
"Open your eyes imposter!" A young human commanded which quickly put a smile on my face. Yes I was saved
I quickly opened my eyes and instantly regretted it. seeing a waist high tiger aggressive growling showing it's killer canines and beet red eyes the shock was about killed me but a stun to the back of my back knocked me out before I could see my death
'so those fucking bastard's prunk got me killed ' I frowned subconsciously
"Spirit I have one task for you…"
I called knowing ever well that once you die you can give your spirit a last command and as long as your emotions are strong enough the spirit will follow
" Spirit of what?" A smooth female voice asked behind my closed eyes
" Spirit of my body, anyways as I was saying I have a task… "
I paused hearing foot steps, the feeling of warm afternoon breezes washed over me and the smell of rose indicated that spirit was settled and ready to listen
"The task is hunt those bastards who staged that prunk that killed us " My voice deepened in throat
" And if I may ask when did we die?" The spirits voice whispered into my ear it's warm voice soothed into my ear and made my body tingle a little from how soft it was
It's question entered my brain but all I could think about how beautiful and sexy my spirit voice was, I slowly licked my lips adjusting my body on the warm mattress
"now… Wait, who are you?" my eyes instantly opened in shock "If I'm a dude why is my spirit female and… why…is…She…so Sexy?"
My jaws dropped looking at the girl next to me
"Thank you. but no crashing on the sexy spirit,, well you can do it just a little"