You know I never thought I'd die so young and in this much of a pathetic way 30 minutes earlier.

A man is seen running for his life while running down dark warehouse dock while drenched from the pouring rain while 5 knives are sticking out his back in a line down is spine and bob wire wrapped around his arms and nails in his palms laughter could be heard coming from behind the man then a nail comes flying out from a nail gun held in a man's hand piercing the man in the upper thigh then another in his ankle the man ends up crawling on a dock while bleeding profusely crying out in pain while the other man continues laughing the man makes it to the end of the dock with more nails in him the man finally walks up to him and knelt down well make it good any final words w… pow a nail flew out and protect the man dead in the forehead before he could get a word in the man then walks over to the the body gets ready to kick it off the docks into the ocean as at night very carnivorous fish come out at this doc man it's really pouring well time to get this over with the man walks over to the body and slips and gets hit with lightning after trying to kick the body and dies.

Well dam a man says in a white room you seen it so how's about sending me back or to hell well umm like I said before says a woman I can't send you back and we really don't have a hell nor do we want to send you their we have something like hell well i want to go there you can't ughh so let me get this straight not only was i wrongfully killed by you uhh well you were going to die anyways there's no way you could of known that secondly you didn't even mean to grab my soul but that stupid geek ugly no bitches having nerd umm well yes and why he has a pure soul and he is kind yea yea and what am I chopped liver.

Don't answer that I know what I am but that's besides the point as long as you understand

But with all that said and know you had the audacity to ask me to defeat some demon lord to save your planet well umm you don't necessarily need to anymore i just want you have fun maybe be happy hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahah

Not like I was gonna do it anyway how did you expect a human with no magical powers to defeat a demon huh well i can gift you ability ohhh ability's he says sarcastically how about the ability to go back huh well I cant this sucks you know I guess that it's true what they say in life nothing is certain but death and taxes.

fine I guess I have to be reimbursed huh but I am giving you abilities skill etc nope I only need one thing and I'll gladly be reincarnated to your world ahh but I'm not fighting the demon lord for you ohh she says looking sadly hahahahahah are you sad because I won't kill some random being ahahaha and you looked at me weird what is it you want your very beautiful you know she blushed yes wel I'll just take what I want and without warning he walks up infront of the goddess and feels her breast and gets launched to the ground and trucked 30 times with some seriously strong lighting and then wakes up in a room he laughs and screams totally worth the pain fuckkk I can still feel it he shouted could of at least said goodbye.

Before he could good look at this place someone busted in hey what the fuck

I should say the Same a small girl said why are you making this much noise fucking hell I hope I don't have a sister well brother answer me (I swear I could hear the goddess laughing) fuckkk she sold me ughh well fuck before I could say anything I blacked out I awoke to see two nice plump white dumplings above my head ahhh your awake great how long was I out two hours hmm and my sister ohh she left she said she'll back you serious the nurse laughed no she's out there ohh damn this nurse is hot fuck well the nurse says subductively well that's not the only thing hot huh ohh fuck I said out loud fuck it not like I was trying to hide anything the nurse looks down at my crotch and says definitely not you know I seen it while working on ho…. Before she could finish my supposed sister breaks ughhh no dam this why I hate sisters.

I heard a wind whisper in my ear and turned to see the nurse wink and leave and the whisper said meet me at the temple if you want then it stopped well that could mean only one thing ohh and it seems after my blackout I now have information or memories of this world and it's people.

Hellllllo ouch why'd you hit cause you didn't answer are you ok you blacked out all of a sudden yea alright then you need to get some coins or will be put out so it's seems from the memories fragments this is a city called emporian as it's most famously known for it's giant aquarium restaurant and kinda European style.

And the currency is sliver glass and gold coins for some reason they found this abundantly beautiful glass crystal and decided to make it into money 3 silvers equal one glass coins were as five glass equals two gold as the gold is more easier to produce than the glass and I'm in the empire of Galitine currently there's the beast empire the demon plane the ocean kingdom which is just a dragon and and some mere folk and the sand empire