The moment Zhang Di walked out of the house, he announced in his heart that a day of being a nobody was about to begin.
Today, he had to starve at least 30 giant pandas, but he felt dizzy and dazed when he walked on the road.
In class, Zhang Di, with his dull eyes and confused face, successfully attracted Yang Tao's attention.
Yang Tao knocked on the table and asked, "Zhang Di, you have to cheer up. You are not allowed to sleep in my class today."
Zhang Di looked up at Yang Tao drowsily. Yang Tao was dressed very beautifully today, with a white shirt and tight black wide-leg suit pants.
But he had no intention to appreciate these, he just stood up weakly and said; "Teacher Yang, I feel a little uncomfortable in my head."
Yang Tao said in a deep voice: "Did you stay up late playing games again yesterday?"
"No." Zhang Di shook his head and said: "I accidentally hit my head yesterday, maybe I have a concussion."
Yang Tao sneered: "Still want to lie to me? Do you want to skip class? If you want to skip class, you can't find a decent reason."
Zhang Di walked up to the podium helplessly and stretched his head forward: "Teacher Yang, if you don't believe it, you can touch it yourself."
Zhang Di pointed to his crown.
Wang Sihan in the back seat was not calm, and looked at Zhang Di on the podium nervously.
This guy, could he really have a concussion?
Yang Tao touched it with her hand doubtfully, and was immediately surprised and a little distressed: "What's the matter? Why is there such a big bump on your head?"
"I bumped into it yesterday, maybe I have a concussion, Teacher Yang, I want to see a doctor."
"Let's go, I'll take you there!"
Zhang Di shook his head and said, "No need, Teacher Yang, the classmates are waiting for you to go to class, or let Wang Sihan accompany me."
Yang Tao put down the book and pointed at Wang Sihan: "Wang Sihan, you accompany Zhang Di to the infirmary."
"Okay, Teacher Yang!"
So, Wang Sihan took the initiative to help Zhang Di out of the classroom.
Yang Tao sorted out her mood with a confused mind: "Let's go to class!"
Teaching while worrying about Zhang Di.
At the same time!
At No. 12 Xingqing Street, Qin Shi, sitting in the car, was explaining something to a beautiful pregnant woman with a bulging belly.
"Just do as I say, remember?"
The pregnant woman put 20,000 yuan in her bag, patted her chest and promised: "Don't worry, beautiful girl, I'll take care of it."
"Before I got married and got pregnant, I was a professional actor, I promise to act just like the real thing."
Qin Shi explained: "This is not acting, this is real, okay, go."
"Okay!"
Until the pregnant woman left.
Qin Shi thought of the rude Zhang Di, and her face was full of joy.
Humph, Wang Chaoyong, aren't you afraid that your parents will know? Today I will let your parents know how bad his son is.
At the same time.
Zhang Di came to the playground and walked towards the infirmary with the help of Wang Sihan.
Wang Sihan said nervously: "Zhang Di, your head... Could it be that you hit it yesterday?"
"Well, it's possible." Zhang Di nodded.
Then he covered his head and went into the infirmary.
Wang Sihan said with a sad face: "You must not have a concussion. If my mother knew that I beat someone with a concussion at school, she would hang me on the beam and beat me."
At this time, the doctor in the infirmary saw Zhang Di coming in with his head covered, and asked: "My classmate, what's wrong with you?"
Zhang Di covered his head and frowned and said: "Doctor, my stomach is a little uncomfortable."
Wang Sihan opened his mouth. Isn't it a concussion? How come it is related to the stomach again?
The school doctor was a little confused and said: "Your stomach is uncomfortable, why are you covering your head?"
"Maybe... transferred!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 20 points of negative emotion value."
Wang Sihan's mouth twitched, what the hell is transferred.
The school doctor also looked unhappy: "Tell me, what's going on with you?"
Zhang Di said seriously: "I just feel that my stool has been a little unformed recently, and I always have stomachaches."
The school doctor frowned and said: "It may be gastroenteritis. Do you have regular bowel movements recently?"
"Regular, very regular, I have bowel movements on time at six o'clock every morning!"
The school doctor touched Zhang Di's stomach and nodded: "I have bowel movements on time at six o'clock every morning, and my bowel movements are quite regular."
Zhang Di scratched his head and said: "But I don't get up until seven o'clock every morning."
The school doctor's mouth twitched.
Wang Sihan looked at Zhang Di with disgust.
6 o'clock bowel movement, 7 o'clock?
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 20 negative emotion points."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 20 negative emotion points!"
Zhang Di sighed in his heart; these emotion points are simply a drop in the bucket.
If he expects to gain emotion points like this, when can he go to Jiuzhang Temple to seek revenge on Monk Huang Jue?
We have to think of a way!
The school doctor said with a dark face: "Student, I don't think you have a stomach problem, you may have a brain problem, how about I prescribe some mothballs for you? If that doesn't work, I'll do a craniotomy for you?"
Zhang Di's expression tightened: "No... No need for a doctor, my illness seems to have been cured, sorry to bother you, goodbye!"
"Old Wang, go, go, go!"
Zhang Di pulled Wang Sihan away, but before leaving, he whispered: "What a quack, I have a stomachache, do a craniotomy for me?"
"..."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 20 negative emotion points."
The school doctor came over with a dark face and closed the door.
Walking out of the infirmary, Wang Sihan wondered, "Zhang Di, didn't we come here to see his brain? Why don't you come again?"
Zhang Di put his hand down: "There's nothing wrong with my brain."
Wang Sihan was furious: "Then why did you drag me here to accompany you to see your brain? The college entrance examination is coming soon, and I still have to study."
Zhang Di was puzzled: "With only two of us, even if we work harder, we can only grab the last place."
Wang Sihan thought for a while and nodded suddenly: "Well, I think what you said makes sense. Forget it, I won't go. Anyway, I won't understand it if I go."
"By the way, Zhang Di, you said that you defecate at six o'clock every morning and get up at seven o'clock in the morning. You must have shit in your trouser pocket and change your underwear every day?"
Zhang Di shook his head and said, "That's not necessarily true. Whether to change underwear depends on the amount of feces!"
"..."