The flag-raising ceremony on Monday morning was over, and the next thing was the speech of the old principal.
The sixty-year-old principal stood on the podium: "Next week is the college entrance examination. Today I will only say one thing."
"The whole school will start cleaning this Friday. Last year's cleaning was done by the second grade. This year it is your turn..."
All the teachers and students in the school were confused. The principal was getting more and more confused as he got older.
As the bell rang, the third grade students returned to their respective classrooms with heavy hearts. As for Zhang Di, he had no time to study. He was studying the system.
If the ability of splitting into pieces is used properly, it can certainly stimulate a lot of negative emotions.
Okay, then upgrade... the God Elephant Prison Power!
"System, how many emotional points are needed to upgrade the God Elephant Prison Power?"
System: "It takes 1,000 emotional points to upgrade to lv2!"
"Okay, upgrade."
"Ding! Upgrade successful."
A current was forcibly inserted... Zhang Di trembled all over, feeling a burst of power, and his body once again underwent earth-shaking changes.
Open the attribute panel, the changes are amazing.
[Emotion Management Master System Attribute Panel.
Host: Zhang Di.
Realm: Body Building.
Strength Attribute: 350 (Ordinary People 8--10)
Physical Attribute: 360.
Agility Attribute: 350.
Qi and Blood: 660.
Yang Qi: 6600 (100 full value, the stronger the Qi and Blood, the more Yang Qi!)
Item: Ultimate Tram (… Click to see detailed introduction…)
Martial Arts: Kunlun Fiery Palm lv3 (lv10 full level)!
Divine Power: Fragmented.
Skill: Divine Elephant Prison Power (Remnant) lv2.
Emotion Value: 530. ]
Damn, this feeling is really strong. If it is against Fan Yonggang, a ghost-level ghost, it is guaranteed to be killed with one punch.
"System, strengthen Kunlun Fire Palm to the highest level."
"Ding! Strengthening successful."
Looking at the emotion value storage tank, there are only 50 points left. It seems that I have to find ways to improve my mentality. Oh, it's too difficult.
But the next second, Zhang Di heard a series of reminders...
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 330 negative emotion points."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 350 negative emotion points."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 320 negative emotion points!"
"Fuck, what's going on?" Zhang Di looked confused, as if he thought of something and laughed instantly.
At this moment.
Cemetery!
"Fuck, who is so wicked? Scribbling on our ancestral grave? Go in and fight? I'll fight your grandfather..."
Zhang Kuian: Come on, I'm here.
"Fuck, you bastard, don't let me catch you, or I'll kill you."
"Fuck you, you're looking for someone to share the rent? All the water and electricity are free? Why don't you rent out a shop in a prosperous place?"
"Play mahjong? You can play mahjong downstairs? Dad, I think we should burn a set of mahjong for grandpa, grandma and mistress..."
"You're asking for trouble, aren't you?"
"Ah, Dad, I'm wrong..."
......
Zhang Di was daydreaming and listless throughout the class, because the class was very boring, it would be better to go out to catch ghosts at night.
Qin Meng seemed to see through Zhang Di's thoughts, and asked with some concern and concern: "Zhang Di, what's wrong with you? Are you in a bad mood?"
Wang Chaoyong sat in the opposite direction and looked at Qin Meng. As soon as the get out of class was over, he saw Qin Meng actively chatting with Zhang Di. Wang Chaoyong felt really bad.
Am I so bad? Why doesn't she even look at me?
Zhang Di looked up at Qin Meng and sighed, "Oh, yes, I'm in a bad mood. My two best friends had a fight yesterday, and I persuaded them all day yesterday."
Qin Meng was very concerned: "Did they make up?"
Zhang Di cursed: "Fuck, I persuaded them all day, but they just refused to fight. What can I do?"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 20 points of negative emotions."
"Zhang Di, if you do this again, I will ignore you, hum!" Qin Meng turned around with puffed cheeks, and saw Wang Chaoyong.
Forget it, I'd better turn my back to Zhang Di.
Wang Chaoyong: emmm.
Zhang Di pinched Qin Meng's soft and boneless shoulders and smiled: "Okay, I'm just kidding you, don't be angry."
"Humph, I'm angry, don't touch me!" Qin Meng shook her shoulders. In fact, she was no longer angry in her heart, but just pretended.
Zhang Di said innocently: "What should I do? How about I think of a way to get back at me? Do you want to get back at me?"
Qin Meng turned around suddenly and said fiercely: "You tell me, I promise to get back at you as hard as you want."
Zhang Di said seriously: "Meng Meng, if you want to get back at a man, the best way is to give him eight or ten boys."
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 20 points of negative emotion."
Qin Meng's face turned redder than an apple, and she suddenly lay on the table and didn't want to see anyone: "Ahhh, Zhang Di, you are so bad!"
Wang Chaoyong: emmm.
Zhang Di, look at how many people you have hurt invisibly?
"Okay, okay." Zhang Di smiled faintly and said, "Just punish me by telling you a joke."
"I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, you bastard!"
"You don't want to listen? Okay, then I won't talk to you anymore!"
"Ah, I... I'm kidding." Qin Meng sat up with a pout, her face still red: "Okay, then you tell me."
Zhang Di glanced at the ceiling and pondered: "Once upon a time... there was a eunuch."
Then Zhang Di fell into silence for half a minute.
Wang Chaoyong seemed to be very interested: "Zhang Di, then what?"
Zhang Di ignored him.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 10 points of negative emotion value."
Wang Chaoyong: emmm.
Qin Meng waited for a long time without saying anything, and asked in confusion: "What's next?"
Zhang Di took a deep breath: "Nothing below!"
Qin Meng grabbed his head with a puzzled look on his face: "Is this a joke? Once upon a time there was a eunuch, and there was nothing below?"
Zhang Di smiled but said nothing.
Wang Chaoyong slapped his head and laughed: "Hahahaha, I know, there was a eunuch in the past, he had no bottom."
Qin Meng reacted, and immediately whimpered, looking at Wang Chaoyong angrily: "Wang Chaoyong, you are so shameless!"
Then he stamped his feet and covered his face and ran out of the classroom, not afraid of hitting the door frame.
Zhang Di was stunned; Damn, where is my emotional value?
Damn Wang Chaoyong, who asked you to talk?
Look, Qin Meng's negative emotions have shifted!
Wang Chaoyong was a little messy, Zhang Di told you a story, you blame me? You actually blame me?
Wang Chaoyong said aggrievedly: "Zhang Di, why is this happening? It was obviously you who told the dirty jokes, why is she angry with me?"
"How should I know? Maybe you are too handsome!"
"Really?" Wang Chaoyong quickly took out a small mirror from the desk and looked at himself, and found that he was indeed handsome with thick eyebrows and big eyes.
He didn't seem to understand what was going on, and smiled at the mirror: "Being handsome is also a mistake."
Zhang Di's mouth twitched, and he sighed: "Fortunately, I am ugly, so I don't have to experience all those love and hate."
Wang Chaoyong said proudly: "You said that, I feel much better, Zhang Di, you have a lot of jokes, tell another one? Just help me stabilize my gradually improving mood!"
Zhang Di stared at Wang Chaoyong for a long time with his eyes slanted. He had never seen anyone who would walk into a trap and run into the muzzle of a gun.
"In that case, then I will satisfy you!"
"Come on, come on, everyone come over to listen to the jokes." Wang Chaoyong bravely called the classmates next to him to come over to listen to the jokes.
Zhang Di said in a lively voice: "Once upon a time, there was a grandfather and a grandson. They were fishermen and often went out to sea in a small boat to fish."
"On this day, we encountered unprecedented strong winds and waves. The grandson persuaded the grandfather to go back, but the grandfather refused to go back."
"He said to his grandson: Grandpa has seen all kinds of strong winds and waves in his life. What are these small winds and waves?"
"Just after he finished speaking, a huge wave came over and directly broke the oar in the grandfather's hand. Guess what?"
"What?" Wang Chaoyong approached with a curious look.
Zhang Di said earnestly: "So, the grandfather said to his grandson: Grandson, grandpa is done!"
"..."
You...emmm.