Your head is buzzing, right?
Zhang Di couldn't help but grinning back, and his face turned red.
It wasn't because these sentences were so funny, but because Ruirui, this little boy, had an extraordinary reading level.
The vivid Mandarin, coupled with the emotional expression in the tone, made Zhang Di stunned, not to mention Yang Tao.
Although Yang Tao was not very tall, she had high blood pressure!
Yang Tao was seen washing fruits with her peach buttocks sticking out, while tilting her head and looking at Ruirui with a numb expression.
After a while,
Ruirui asked in confusion: "Auntie, what's wrong with you?"
Yang Tao turned off the faucet and wiped her hands, holding her forehead with one hand: "Oh my God, I'm really... drunk!"
Ruirui looked innocent: "Auntie, how can you be drunk if you didn't drink?"
Yang Tao smiled bitterly and said: "Auntie, I'm fine, my blood pressure is just a little high."
"Let me slow down..."
Yang Tao stroked her chest and took a deep breath, suddenly looked at Zhang Di with a bad look: "Zhang Di, come here, the teacher promises not to beat you to death!"
Zhang Di smiled awkwardly: "Teacher Yang, I was just joking!"
It was this brat.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 50 points of negative emotion value."
Zhang Di's eyes lit up. He didn't expect Yang Tao to be so valuable. Others increased by 10 or 20 points, but she increased by 50 points directly.
It seems that he must work harder on Yang Tao. If possible, he doesn't mind doing some physical work on Yang Tao.
It's the kind of hard work on Yang Tao, like digging with a stick.
Yang Tao gritted her teeth and said angrily: "I told you, how could an eight-year-old kid make such a sentence?"
"Zhang Di, you think it's funny, don't you?"
Zhang Di laughed dryly: "Teacher Yang, don't be angry, I just saw that you were tired of going out to buy vegetables, and wanted you to come back and laugh and relax, but I didn't expect it to have the opposite effect."
The little boy looked at the two innocently.
Yang Tao was not angry when she heard Zhang Di say that, but she rolled her eyes at Zhang Di and muttered: "Such a smart brain, all used in crooked ways, how good is it if you study hard?"
"I will, Teacher Yang."
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to say anything to you, come and eat some fruit, and then I can help you with your homework."
"Okay!"
"Auntie Yang, I have finished all the homework you assigned to me, can I go home and watch cartoons?" Ruirui looked expectant.
"Okay, go!" Yang Tao smiled faintly.
Ruirui went home happily.
This time, Zhang Di and Yang Tao were the only ones left. They sat side by side on the small sofa, and Yang Tao was instructing Zhang Di very seriously.
But how could Zhang Di listen to the lecture now? The refreshing fragrance of Yang Tao kept entering his nostrils...
The ends of her long hair always brushed Zhang Di's cheeks inadvertently, fragrant and itchy. As for what Yang Tao said, he had no idea.
All his thoughts were used to analyze the composition of the fragrance, and all his senses were used to feel the softness and tingling of the ends of the hair.
All his eyes were used to capture the career groove that Yang Tao inadvertently squeezed out because of her hands sorting out her homework.
It was too white, so white that it glowed and dazzled.
Forget it, this time Zhang Di could stand up without taking Liuwei Dihuang Pills.
After a long while, Yang Tao turned his head to look at Zhang Di and asked, "Did you understand all this? Is there anything else you don't understand?"
Zhang Di was unmoved. Although he turned his head to look at Yang Tao, his eyes stayed in Yang Tao's collar.
"I'm asking you a question!" Yang Tao frowned.
Zhang Di remained unmoved.
Yang Tao followed Zhang Di's gaze and immediately blushed. She picked up her homework book and hit Zhang Di on the forehead in anger.
"What are you looking at? I'm asking you a question!"
"Huh? Ah, Teacher Yang, what did you say?"
Zhang Di looked up blankly, with a puzzled look on his face.
The next second... "Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 50..."
Oh my god, Teacher Yang is too valuable.
Yang Tao was so angry that she breathed heavily and sat up straight, and pulled up her loose collar to make herself more dignified.
After doing all this, she blushed and knocked on the table angrily, saying: "Please, I'm tutoring you, how can you be distracted?"
"You have to understand, I'm tutoring you in my rest time, how many people want me to tutor them but don't have this treatment."
Zhang Di scratched his head embarrassedly: "Teacher Yang... I didn't mean to be distracted, it's really you..."
"It's really that you smell so good, I can't resist it at all, the fragrance of your body always goes into my nose, I..."
Zhang Di lowered his head and was shocked.
My God, it's not even February 2 yet, why did he look up?
Yang Tao also took a silent look, and finally retracted her gaze as if nothing had happened, but was secretly shocked in her heart.
Good guy, are you sure this is the size of an 18-year-old boy?
Young!
Yang Tao was not angry either, after all, Zhang Di was very young and had little life experience, and when he encountered exciting things, it was inevitable that he would lose control.
As a teacher, Yang Tao understood.
She said helplessly: "Zhang Di, the teacher has seen that even if you take the college entrance examination, there is no hope. You might as well go to a technical school after graduating from high school and learn some useful skills for society."
"Ahem... it's best to find a girlfriend as soon as possible after graduation."
After that, Yang Tao stood up with a red face and walked towards the kitchen: "Let's stop here today. I'll go cook. You can eat here before leaving."
Zhang Di looked down; this is embarrassing... big!
After a while, Yang Tao, who was cooking, suddenly said: "Oh no, I forgot to buy soy sauce, Zhang Di, go to the supermarket downstairs and buy me a bottle of soy sauce."
"Here's the money, it's ten yuan a bottle, this ten yuan to buy soy sauce, and this ten yuan to buy snacks for you." Yang Tao gave two ten-yuan bills.
Zhang Di took the money and went downstairs to buy soy sauce. It was just right to take a breath and help his good brother share the attention.
There was indeed a small grocery supermarket downstairs, and there were a few old people basking in the sun at the door, chatting casually.
There was a Border Collie lying at the entrance of the supermarket, and it looked very smart.
But after Zhang Di went in, he didn't find anyone watching the store. He called the boss a few times but no one responded.
At this time, a 15- or 16-year-old girl came out with a bag of dry noodles in her hand. When she passed by the dog, she threw a dollar into the dog bowl and patted the dog's head.
Just as she was about to leave, the girl looked at Zhang Di suspiciously and said, "The boss is not here. Go and get whatever you want. Just give the money to Doudou. If you want change, you can do it yourself."
Zhang Di's mouth twitched: "This boss lets the dog watch the store? Isn't he afraid that others will steal money? This is too careless, right?"
The girl smiled sweetly: "There are cameras in the store, and Doudou is very smart. If you don't pay, don't think about taking anything from here."
Then the girl took the dry noodles and left.
Zhang Di, who was standing at the door, showed an incredible expression; you can't take anything without paying? I don't believe this!
Zhang Di walked out of the door: "Hey, uncle, is there a public toilet nearby?"
The uncle opened his eyes, pointed to the opposite side and said: "There is one diagonally opposite."
"Okay!"
Zhang Di ran to the public toilet, and after about five minutes, he came back with a black plastic bag in his hand.
He walked into the supermarket with a plastic bag, took a bottle of soy sauce and walked out, and put the plastic bag next to the dog bowl.
Pinching his nose with one hand and opening the plastic bag with the other hand, a foul smell of feces came to his nose, and the uncles at the door began to look for the source of the stench.
Zhang Di said to the dog a little embarrassedly: "Sorry, my stomach has not been very good recently."
"I'll make you some liquid, no need to look for it!"
The dog: "..." Baji Baji Baji... Emma, it smells so good!
The uncles at the door were stunned.