Niikaz sat at the window of her usual café, sipping her coffee while gazing out at the busy street. The sunlight warmed her face as she relaxed in her spot, watching the world go by. After a while, she noticed someone standing across the street—none other than Mr. Egg.
She grinned, leaning forward slightly, and called out, "Hey, Mr. Egg!"
Mr. Egg, who looked strangely unbothered by the chaos around him, glanced up at the sound of his name. His eyes locked onto Niikaz's across the street. With a single, effortless hop, he cleared the entire road, landing with a soft thud right in front of her. He nodded casually, as if jumping through the air like that was just part of his routine.
"Yo," he greeted, grinning. "What's up?"
Niikaz couldn't help but smirk. "What's up, Mr. Egg? Haven't seen you around for a while."
His face twitched at the mention of his name. "Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you?" Mr. Egg sighed dramatically, crossing his arms. "Don't call me Mr. Egg, Call me Sai@#£@!"
Niikaz blinked, her eyebrow raised in confusion. "Sai@#£@?" she repeated, clearly unsure she'd heard it correctly. "What's with the weird name?"
Mr. Egg's face darkened slightly, frustrated. "I told you, it's Sai@#£@. Just say it, okay?"
He said the name again, but this time, his words were abruptly cut off by a strange noise—a beep or whirr, like some cosmic glitch. Niikaz stared at him, blinking. "Huh? What was that?"
"Sai@#£@!" he said again, louder this time, but it was still censored. It sounded like he was being muted by an invisible force. "I said Sai@#£@! Come on!"
Niikaz burst out laughing, holding her coffee cup in front of her face to hide her grin. "Haha! Mr. Egg, what are you trying to say? Come on, say it again!"
Mr. Egg clenched his fists in frustration. "I'm trying to tell you, Niikaz! It's my name! It's Sai@#£@!" He shouted, trying to force the words out.
And again, the name was censored by that strange, incomprehensible noise, cutting him off in the middle of his sentence.
Niikaz was in tears from laughing so hard. "Oh, this is too good! I swear, you've got the weirdest luck, Mr. Egg!"
Mr. Egg was now visibly defeated, but he wasn't giving up. "Fine!" he grumbled. "Then call me Cap@#£ - B@#£*!" he tried another word, but as soon as it left his lips, the same strange censoring noise blared again.
"Sai@#£@! Sai@#£@!Sai@#£@!Sai@#£@!" He then lower his Voice as he is whispering while closing his both hand to his mouth "Sai@#£@"
Then he burst out again "Sai@#£@! Sai@#£@!Sai@#£@!Sai@#£@!"
Niikaz's laughter reached new heights. "Are you seriously telling me you can't even say your name?!" she gasped between laughs. "Poor Mr. Egg, you're getting censored by the universe itself!"
He groaned, hanging his head in mock despair. "Why... Why can't I say my own name?!"
Niikaz, still laughing, leaned back in her chair, wiping away tears from her eyes. "HAHAHAAHHA How would I know!?"
Mr. Egg glared at her, but then sighed dramatically, as if accepting his fate. "I hate this world sometimes..."
Niikaz couldn't help but chuckle, shaking her head. "Yeah, well, get used to it. Looks like Sai@#£@ is never gonna make it past the censorship." She leaned back, her smile never fading. "Better luck next time, Mr. Egg."
With a resigned grunt, Mr. Egg turned and jumped away, leaving Niikaz to finish her coffee with a smile. "Hahaha that's make my day"