Chapter 8 - Zhujidan

Thor: A thunder bead, gathering 18 Nine Heavens God Thunder, can be thrown to injure the enemy, and the price is required. As soon as I entered the group, I saw Thor selling things. 1Tota Heavenly King: 80 merit points. 1Nezha: 180 merit points. 1Tota Heavenly King: Nezha, 280 (an annoyed expression). 1Nezha: 380. 1Tota Heavenly King: Nezha, you stupid, the family raised the price of a mao (followed by a string of annoyed expressions). 1Thor: Haha, I'm laughing to death, hurry up, pay the money (a laughing expression). 1Little Fool Fairy: Seeking to buy elixirs that can heal vegetative people. 1Lin Hai sent the message. 1Erlang God: Vegetative people? What is it, is the plant cultivated into refinement? 1Chang'e: I don't know, it's the first time I've heard of it. 1Zhu Bajie: To deal with plants, please find a professional Wu Gang. 1Wu Gang: Little foolish fairy, let's say, cut whom, cut first and then charge. 1Lin Hai: ... These guys in the 1don't know what a vegetative person is. 1"By the way, I have a friend of Sun Wukong, you can ask him." 1"Great Sage, are you there? Tell me something. Lin Hai sent a message to Sun Wukong. 1A minute passed, and no one answered. 1Five minutes passed, and still no one answered. 1Ten minutes. 1Twenty minutes. 1...1"Alas, I guess Sun Wukong is not here." Lin Hai had no choice but to put away his mobile phone. 1A little hungry, Lin Hai went to the alley behind the school, ate a bowl of noodles, and then wandered aimlessly. 1As he was strolling, Lin Hai looked up, and a bald head in front of him, with a few little gangsters dressed in fancy clothes, was walking towards him. 1"I'm grassy, bald and strong!" Lin Hai was taken aback. 1It's too close, it's too late to run. 1Made, take a gamble, Lin Haiyi gritted his teeth. 1"Wow! Brother Qiang! Let's meet again! Lin Hai jumped out and startled the bald head. 1"You're sick! I'm grass, what the hell is you..." The bald man recognized Lin Hai and grabbed Lin Hai by the collar. 1"me, dare tease me in a bar! I'm going to you! 1"Wait a minute!" Lin Hai hurriedly shouted, "Teasing you? Where does this start, Brother Qiang, it's too late for me to worship you! 1"I still don't admit it, the song you gave me was sung by his son to his son!" 1"yes, what's the problem?" Lin Hai pretended to be stupid. 1"Damn, isn't this just saying, Lao Tzu is your son!" 1"I'm grass, wronged, Brother Qiang!" Lin Hai put on an expression that was even more wronged than Dou E. 1"Who doesn't know on the road, Brother Qiang, for the sake of your brother, you treat each other with all sincerity, stick a knife in both ribs, and love your brother, just like a father loves his son, what I want to express is what I mean." Lin Hai began to flicker again. 1"Made, that's what you mean?" The bald head glanced at Lin Hai suspiciously. 1"Yes, what do you think, Brother Qiang, if I really teased you, then what should be your first reaction when you say that I saw you today?" 1"Nonsense, it must be running! Otherwise, Lao Tzu won't beat you to death! 1"That's it, do you see me running? If I really teased you, I would have jumped out to greet you? I'm stupid, I'm stupid. Lin Hai spread his hands, and the expression on his face became even more aggrieved. 1"Made, it seems to be the same." The bald head touched the big bald head thoughtfully. 1"That's what happened, Brother Qiang, take a step back, even if you don't believe me, don't you believe in your own IQ? In this world, how many people can deceive you, Brother Qiang? 1"Makes sense!" The bald head nodded in agreement, and the hand that grabbed Lin Hai also let go. 1Then, a slap was slapped on the back of the head of the second dog behind him. 1"What the hell did you almost misunderstand my brother." 1The second dog's neck shrunk, and his face was full of grievances. 1"I'm grass, I can be regarded as passing" Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief and hurriedly changed the topic. 1"Brother Qiang, where are you taking your brothers?" 1"Go to Jiangnan University and pack up a kid named Lin Hai." 1Burst! 1Lin Hai almost squirted. 1"Ah, the bend in front is Jiangnan University, I still have some things, so I won't bother Brother Qiang." 1"Alright, go, go." The bald head waved his hand at Lin Hai and led the people away. 1He's meowing, what's the situation? Bald head strong came to the door? 1It seems that the school will not be able to go back to the first place. 1Ding dong! 1The sound of WeChat. 1When I opened it, it was a message from Yutu. 1Yutu: Daxian, I see you are in the group asking for elixirs to treat vegetative people? 1"Yes, you have?" Lin Hai was happy. 1"May I ask Daisen, what is a vegetative person?" 1Lin Hai couldn't help but roll his eyes. 1But think about it, those awesome and hula immortals don't know, it Jade Rabbit can know a hammer as a pet. 1"A vegetative person, that is, a person who is alive, but just can't wake up." Lin Hai said succinctly. 1"Oh, it should be that the body and soul are separated, I often play with Lao Jun's medicine boy, I'll ask you when I go back, what pills work." 1"Okay, thank you!" Lin Hai was overjoyed, and he couldn't imagine a little jade rabbit and this connection. 1It seems that little people can sometimes reach the sky. 1"By the way, do you have anything that can improve a person's physical fitness in a short period of time?" 1Lin Hai suddenly remembered that the bald head was looking for himself, and hurriedly asked. 1"No, I'm just a pet, how can I have that kind of baby." Jade Rabbit made an unhappy expression. 1Alas! Lin Hai sighed. 1"The Golden Flower Medicine Boy gave me a Tsukidan that he practiced and played with, but at his level, the things he practiced were almost the same for mortals to eat, and there was no use for eggs." 1"Nani!" Lin Hai jumped as high as he could, "Grass, what you want is what mortals eat." "1It's a twist and turn. 1"I want this Tsukidan, send it over. 1"Daxian, what do you want this kind of garbage for?" 1"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up." 1"Oh." 1Ding dong! 1The Jade Rabbit sent you a Tsukidan. 1"Haha, thank you." 1Jade Rabbit: Great Immortal, 10 merit points (followed by three shy expressions). 1Lin Hai: ...1Jade Rabbit: Okay, 5 will do the same (followed by three tearful expressions). 1Lin Hai: Not one. 1Jade Rabbit: Daxian, you can't bully a rabbit (three crying expressions in the back). 1Lin Hai was sweating profusely, and happened to see a carrot sold at a vegetable stall next to him, and he had an idea. 1Lin Hai: Give you a turnip, okay? 1Jade Rabbit: What is a radish? 1Lin Hai: ...1took out a dollar and bought a radish, Lin Hai continued. 1Lin Hai: Don't you rabbits usually eat turnips? 1Jade Rabbit: Daxian said that he laughed, the people of our heavenly court all take pills and drink dew, above the golden immortals, you can also eat the peach of the queen mother every year, and I have never heard of such a thing as a radish? 1Damn, it turns out that there are no radishes in Heavenly Court, so it will be easy to do. 1Lin Hai: This radish is a kind of food comparable to peach, and you are full of praise for eating it, by the way, how can I send you something? 1Lin Hai then remembered that he hadn't sent anything in reality to anyone. 1Jade Rabbit: Just scan it directly with a sweep, Daxian, your question is so weird. 1Looking for a corner where there was no one, Lin Hai swept the radish in his hand. 1You sent a carrot to Jade Rabbit! 1It worked! 1Lin Hai's hands were empty. 1Lin Hai: Wash first, then eat! 1Jade Rabbit: Daxian, you actually gave me something as valuable as a peach, I, I am so moved, I will remember your kindness to me (behind is a row of crying expressions). 1Lin Hai's skin was numb for a while. 1Lin Hai: Okay, let's go eat. 1Made, Lin Hai suddenly felt that he was quite fucked up, and he actually deceived the feelings of a rabbit. 1Opening the Qiankun bag, Lin Hai checked Tsukidan's instructions. 1Zhuji Dan: The elixir refined by the Golden Flower Boy under the throne of Taishang Laojun is of inferior quality and has no use, and after being taken by mortals, it can reach the level of the early stage of congenital development. 1Extract! 1A golden elixir that exuded bursts of fragrance appeared in Lin Hai's hand. 1"Lin Hai, how dare you lie to me, stop me!" Not far away, there was a roar. 1Lin Hai turned his head. 1"Hey, the bald head is going to come back?" The corners of Lin Hai's mouth curled, "It's really timely!" "