"Folks, I'm really not bragging. This 'Green Wood Formula' is a genuine immortal cultivation technique. It's only 999 yuan, just 999 yuan!"
"What can you buy with 999 yuan? You won't suffer a loss, nor will you be cheated, but it can lead you into the hall of immortal cultivation!"
"I'll put it here. If this 'Green Wood Formula' doesn't work for cultivation, I'll eat this keyboard right on the spot, okay?"
On the Shark Live Streaming Platform, in the live stream room titled "Big Brother Immortal Leads You to Learn Immortal Cultivation", a rather handsome young man was holding a secret manual in his hand, enthusiastically promoting the immortal cultivation technique in his hand.
This young man was Chu Yang. He had been live streaming to promote this "Green Wood Formula" for three days already.
Because he was shouting and yelling energetically during the live stream, he did manage to attract a few hundred viewers. However, in three days, he still hadn't been able to sell the "Green Wood Formula".
Look at these bullet comments:
"Streamer, streamer, I have an ancestral 'Heaven and Earth Great Method' here. It's only ten yuan with free shipping. Do you want to buy it?"
"The streamer is really good at cheating for food and drink!"
"The streamer looks quite good. It would be nice if we could poison his throat mute!" "What's the BGM?"
No one believed that this "Green Wood Formula" was a real immortal cultivation technique because, after all, this was a world that believed in science.
But the problem was that it was really a genuine immortal cultivation technique!
As a transmigrator, of course Chu Yang had a golden finger.
Yes, he had a system, the Immortal Cultivation Era Construction System.
After binding with him, the system only gave him one task, which was to let this world enter the immortal cultivation era to resist the great catastrophe of heaven and earth three years later.
The system said that three years later, this world would be invaded by the Evil Clan. Humans would be devastated overnight, the technological civilization would be completely destroyed, and only a few humans would survive, but they would also become slaves raised by the Evil Clan.
At first, Chu Yang didn't believe it, but after the system took him to experience the scene of the doomsday, he had to believe it.
Having witnessed the tragic situation of humans under the doomsday, Chu Yang had a strong sense of crisis in his heart.
If things went according to the established history, human technology would be like toys in front of the powerful Evil Clan, with no power to resist at all.
Fortunately, he had the system.
Every day, he could draw one item, and the things that could be drawn were all kinds of strange things, including magic instruments, pills, and cultivation techniques.
Moreover, he could obtain cultivation level based on the world's recognition of immortal cultivation. For each person who recognized immortal cultivation, he could obtain 1 point of cultivation level.
After binding, there was a basic ability draw.
He drew a not-so-powerful ability - Fixed-point Delivery.
So he immediately determined the way to complete the system task - live streaming to sell goods! Live streaming could directly face the public and was the best channel to popularize immortal cultivation knowledge.
"System, show me the panel." Chu Yang called out softly in his heart.
Immediately, a panel appeared in his mind:
"Host: Chu Yang."
"Age: 18."
"Cultivation Level: Ordinary Person (0/1)"
"Basic Ability: Fixed-point Delivery."
"Progress of Opening the Immortal Cultivation Era: 0%"
"Remaining Lottery Times: 0"
"Newbie Grand Package, can be opened after the host enters the Qi Refining Realm."
This panel was really unbearable to look at. Someone had to recognize immortal cultivation before he could get out of the ranks of ordinary people.
Just one person's recognition was needed, but now he was an ordinary person. He couldn't even perform the feat of breaking a stone on his chest!
And that newbie grand package could only be opened after entering the Qi Refining Realm, and the condition to achieve it was also extremely simple, just one person's recognition was enough.
However, it had been three whole days, and still no one believed him.
He now had three things on him. One was the pill [Foundation Establishment Pill], one was the magic instrument [Blue Water Flying Sword], and the other was the cultivation technique [Green Wood Formula] that he had been promoting for three days.
The [Foundation Establishment Pill] was the pill needed for a cultivator to break through from the Qi Refining Realm to the Foundation Establishment Realm and could increase the success rate of the breakthrough.
But if an ordinary person took it, they would surely die from exploding.
As for the [Blue Water Flying Sword], it couldn't be activated without spiritual power.
So he could only start with the [Green Wood Formula]. It was a wood-attribute cultivation technique of the mortal-level upper grade. After cultivation, one could obtain wood-attribute spiritual power, capable of both attacking and healing. It was a pretty good entry-level cultivation technique.
However, he was already parched from talking so much, yet still no one had placed an order!
Among the rows of mocking and heckling bullet comments, Chu Yang suddenly noticed a very different bullet comment.
"Streamer, can the cultivation technique you're selling cure diseases?"
Chu Yang noticed this netizen named "Vanishing Meteor" who sent a non-joking bullet comment.
His eyes lit up, and he quickly said, "This 'Vanishing Meteor', you've really come to the right person. The 'Green Wood Formula' is a wood-attribute cultivation technique. Wood represents the endless vitality of life. After successful cultivation, as long as it's not a mental illness, it can basically cure all diseases!"
After saying that, "Vanishing Meteor" quickly sent a new bullet comment: "Really? Can it cure cancer?"
Chu Yang paused. It was obvious that this "Vanishing Meteor" seemed to have encountered some bad things.
But Chu Yang said very firmly, "I can guarantee with my personality that it definitely can."
As soon as he said this, the originally harmonious live stream room was like a stone dropped into a pond, causing a stir. Everyone was furious.
"Streamer, are you a dog? Are you going to cheat the money of cancer patients?"
"I'm speechless. I thought it was just for the show effect. Turns out you're a real cheater!"
"Reported. This streamer doesn't even have basic morals!"
"That Meteor brother, you must be careful. There's no such thing as immortal cultivation techniques in this world. Don't listen to this unscrupulous streamer!"
"Fighting cancer is not easy. Don't waste your money like this!"
Looking at the furious netizens, Chu Yang was also a bit unhappy. They hadn't even tried it yet. Why were they saying it wouldn't work?
But he didn't argue with these people. After this "Vanishing Meteor" was cured, he would surely give them a good slap in the face!
Chu Yang said calmly, "To buy or not to buy is your freedom. If you have doubts, you should use facts to refute. And I'm right here. If it doesn't work after cultivation, I'll refund the money on the spot and quit the live stream industry."
This statement didn't manage to calm down these angry netizens.
"Ha ha, this streamer is still lying through his teeth!"
"I've seen many streamers who rip off their fans. I've heard these lines too many times. It doesn't affect them from running away with the money at all."
"Why doesn't the streamer just die?"
Amid a chorus of curses, that netizen named "Vanishing Meteor" still stubbornly sent a bullet comment. "I want to try. May I ask how to place an order?"
Chu Yang smiled and said, "Scan the QR code at the bottom of the screen, pay and fill in the correct delivery address. Be careful not to fill it in wrong. You'll receive it soon."
"Today's live stream ends here. Thanks to all the brothers for watching. See you at the same time tomorrow. By then, you'd better be ready to apologize to me."
Looking at all these curses, Chu Yang was also angry and snapped off the live stream room!