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Chapter 171 - Chapter 171 Super embarrassing things

"This~" Upon hearing this, the dean's wife immediately lowered her head in embarrassment and said, "Actually, the tea is right in front of you!"

"In front of us? Where is it?" After hearing this, several people quickly looked around, but they couldn't find it. Then they all looked at the dean's wife in surprise.

In desperation, the dean's wife had to point to the wooden basin under her feet awkwardly and said, "Is it here?"

"Huh?" Several people immediately shot their eyes at the wooden basin, and their faces were full of doubts.

"Is this a footbath? You put the tea here?" The bald old man couldn't help but said angrily.

"It's not put here, it's used here!" The dean's wife said weakly. At this time, she also realized that there was something wrong with the tea, otherwise it would not be so valued by the three masters of distraction, so she spoke with a lack of confidence.

After the dean's wife finished speaking, the people around her were instantly dumbfounded. After a long while, the bald old man finally recovered, and then said nervously: "You, you are not saying that you are using it to wash your feet?"

"Well, well, my sister said that bathing with tea leaves can make your skin white." The wife of the dean then said with embarrassment: "Among the tea leaves in my family, this is the worst, so I use it!"

"Damn~" The three masters of the distraction period heard this, and their veins bulged, their eyes were as angry as wheels, and they almost died of anger!

Hong Ying fell into a state of dementia. The dean was still more stable, and bravely survived this level, and then resolutely said: "Three uncles, this is also brewed tea! In fact, the effect is still the same!"

When the three old men heard this, they immediately fell into a dilemma. Foot washing water is indeed a very dirty and filthy thing, but the problem is that if you don't drink it, you will continue to be stuck in the bottleneck. Maybe in a few hundred years, you will die of exhaustion. If you break through the bottleneck, you can at least gain two or three thousand years of life for yourself.

However, after all, they are extremely prestigious masters. If they rely on drinking foot washing water to survive, they will become the laughing stock of the entire cultivation world, right? The huge name of Xuantian Dao Sect will also be shamed, right?

In short, if you don't drink it, you will lose your life, and if you drink it, you will be embarrassed. Whether to drink this foot washing water or not is really a difficult problem that makes it difficult for people to make a choice!

The dean's wife didn't know what was going on. When she heard the dean's words, she was stunned and hurriedly said, "Husband, what do you mean? How can this be called tea? It's obviously foot washing water?"

"Your husband means that we should spend a lot of money to buy your foot washing water!" The bald old man said angrily

"Ah, no way?" The dean's wife was stunned when she heard it, and hurriedly said, "Husband, are you stupid? How can this be?"

"Ahem!" The dean coughed awkwardly twice, then smiled bitterly and said, "It's not that I'm stupid, it's really, that, anyway, even if it's foot washing water, it's very valuable! Believe me!"

"Ah?" The dean's wife was stunned again, and then hurriedly asked, "Husband, what is tea? Why is it so valued by the elders?"

"Oh, madam, believe me, you don't want to know, I think you'd better forget about it!" The dean said very considerately.

The dean's wife is also a person who can't tolerate any sand in her eyes. How could she be willing to be kept in the dark? So she immediately said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, what kind of tea is that?"

"Oh~" Seeing that the dean's wife was really anxious, she didn't dare to continue to hide it, so she had to smile bitterly and said: "Yes, enlightenment tea!"

"Enlightenment tea?" The dean's wife was stunned at first, and then she was shocked and said: "Enlightenment tea? Could it be the kind of enlightenment tea that can help masters above the distraction level break through the bottleneck?"

"Yes, that's it!" The dean nodded helplessly.

Enlightenment tea is a super high-level thing. Not only the little Nascent Soul cultivators, but also the distraction cultivators have not seen it very often. It is because the Xuantian Dao Sect is rich and powerful that these three have the opportunity to see enlightenment tea from their elders, so they can recognize it. For a distraction master, it may not have seen it. Even the nine female cultivators in the Nine Beauty Picture in Xiaopang's hand were just a little strange, but they didn't recognize this kind of enlightenment tea in the end. So it was normal for the dean and his wife not to recognize it.

But not being able to recognize it did not mean that they did not know the value of this thing. Since there were very few things that could help high-level cultivators break through bottlenecks, this Enlightenment Tea had long been well-known, and almost all cultivators above the Nascent Soul stage had heard of it.

So when the dean's wife heard the name of Enlightenment Tea, she immediately remembered it. After the dean's confirmation, she fell on the bed and cried without saying a word.

The dean was shocked and hurried over to comfort her. The dean's wife cried and said, "Oh my God, I actually used Enlightenment Tea to wash my feet, and I used one or two in one breath! Husband, you have always wanted a spiritual treasure, but unfortunately we are not financially strong enough and can never get it. But now, I will use two spiritual treasures to wash my feet! This, how can I face you!"

"Madam, Madam, forget it!" The dean was also in tears, but he could not blame his wife, so he hurried to comfort her.

Hongying couldn't bear to see his mother cry, so he hurried over and said, "Mom, isn't it just using the Enlightenment Tea to wash your feet? It's nothing. My daughter has been using it to rinse her mouth every day these days!"

When Hongying said this, everyone in the room, young and old, almost fainted.

The bald old man then said with a smile, "You are so good, my wife uses the Enlightenment Tea to wash her feet and my daughter uses the Enlightenment Tea to rinse her mouth. You are even more arrogant than me!"

The dean's face turned red when he heard what he said, but he could do nothing about it. He could only smile bitterly and said, "Uncle Master, you didn't know that? Anyway, it's already come to this point, and there's no point complaining. Although this basin of tea is a little dirty, the effect is still there, which is better than a bottleneck, right? Don't worry, no matter who buys it, I will keep it a secret and will never tell others that it is foot washing water!"

"Yes, yes!" The wife of the dean also hurriedly said, "Enlightenment tea is such a precious thing, even if we say it has become foot washing water, no one will believe it?"

Hearing what they said, the three of them were immediately moved. And Hong Ying on the side hurriedly followed up, "Yes, yes, if you don't like the taste, you can take it out and dry it, and then brew it again!"

Hong Ying's words immediately made a group of people laugh and cry. The old man with a goat beard explained helplessly, "Do you think that the Enlightenment Tea can be reused? This thing is only effective when it is brewed for the first time. Even if it is brewed again, the artistic conception will be completely destroyed and it will become completely useless!"

"Ah, even if it is like this, it can at least be used now?" Hong Ying stared with cute big eyes and said, "Do you want it? If you don't want it, I will keep it and sell it to others!"

When the three elders heard this, they frowned and looked at each other, and finally shook their heads together. The old man with a goat beard smiled bitterly and said, "Cultivators, what you realize is the heart of Tao. If you don't know it's foot washing water in advance, you will drink it. But if you know it's foot washing water and still drink it, it will leave a shadow in your heart, and it will be difficult to make progress in the future!"

"Yes, it seems that we are not blessed with this basin of foot washing water. You should quickly find a warm jade pot to preserve it, and then sell it at a large auction! Although the price of tea brewed in this way will be lower, it can almost be exchanged for a spiritual treasure!" The bald old man also said.

"Yes!" The red-faced old man nodded and said, "You guys act immediately. I have something else to do. I'll go out for a walk first!" After saying that, his figure flashed and turned into a green light and disappeared in an instant.

Seeing this guy walking so hurriedly, the other people were stunned. Thinking, he is obviously in this world for the first time, what urgent business can he have?

"Wait!" The bald old man suddenly changed his face and shouted, "Little Fatty still has a pot! Go, don't let him get there first!" After that, he disappeared in an instant. The last old man with a goatee didn't even have time to say a word and followed him.

It turned out that they all thought of the pot of enlightenment tea that Little Fatty had just brewed. Just now, because there was still one or two tea leaves ready, they all ignored the pot of tea that Little Fatty had already brewed. But now it's different. One or two good teas have become foot washing water, so Little Fatty's pot of tea has naturally become a treasure.

Although two cups have been drunk, Little Fatty's pot is not small, there should be four or five cups left. Although it is also considered residual tea, it is poured out of the pot after all, so it is still clean. In order to break through the bottleneck, drinking some residual tea is nothing, anyway, it is many times better than drinking foot washing water. That's why they rushed over so hurriedly, fearing that Little Fatty would drink up the rest of the tea.

Xiaopang and Shuijing, after drinking the enlightenment tea, entered a mysterious state of spiritual communication and dual cultivation. It was unknown how long it took before the two finally woke up. Although they did not advance directly this time, they still gained a lot, which made them very satisfied.

After the two woke up, they smiled at each other with telepathy. Just when they were about to speak, they suddenly found something wrong. There were three wretched old men around them staring at them closely.

Xiaopang and Shuijing were both juniors, so they naturally did not dare to be rude and hurried over to greet them. The three elders waved their hands very kindly, and then the old man with a goatee smiled and touched his beard and said, "Hehe, I didn't expect you two to hide here for dual cultivation!"

Xiaopang and Hongying's faces turned red immediately. Xiaopang's face was extremely thick, and it was okay to blush, but how could Shuijing bear this? He stomped his feet in anger and flew away on his sword without saying hello.

(To be continued)

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