Chapter 1
Ahh, I see..
Nothing I see nothing there's nothing to be seen, wtf am i and what's this slimy stuff around me and... Why is it squeezing....
Am I being eaten(...)
(Muffled)push latia, push I can see his he.. leg?? The Midwife says urgently
Ehhhhh whys the baby coming leg first, said lucius
Pushhhhh as she drags
Why's she big, why am I small, why am I tearing up(...)
Waaaaaaaaah, wtf am I a crying baby
Congrats lucius, latia it's a strong and healthy boy , foresade midwife exclaims
Waaaaaaaaa
Give me my son, I want to hold my son, latia said exhaustingly, shushhi now my child hushh, mummy's here, eat my child
(Crying muffles due to sucking)
Latia thank you so much for bearing the pain all this whileee, I love you
Hush now, he's our son remember, I'm happy he was born, he's worth all the pain beared, what should we name him,
Dante.. Ragnar D Dante...
Ummm excuse me what the fuck is happening, I'm having another one piece dream aren't i(Dante's thoughts)
Time skip.... Three years
Sighh, three years, three f@#ki$g years(self censoring, ofc it's pg I'm three) of being babysat in this world of mine, which for a fact I've confirmed I'm not dreaming or high, naaa it's legit I'm in one piece now, sighhh
But I can't do anything and quite frankly I'm excited but at the same time I'm logical to a fault
If I leave the cul de sac , I would most definitely lose my life
Dannyyyy where are youuu, yells latia
Comiiingg mummmm, (that damned lovely banshee) I swear she'll make me deaf
Ah where was I, yh id definitely lose my life, yes I'm talking to myself, yes it's a coping mechanism I'm not self aware or anything like that, I want to explore.....
But naaaaaa
Where were you babyyy
Uhhh, I wes lookyn outsfhide the winduh again, (bear with me it's more embarrassing for me, even tho I'm me talking to Mee.., help)
Awwn my little man wants to explore huhh
Yess mummy
Well no , when you get older....
( I swear she does that on purpose)enter pops
Lehahaha, where's my mann, YELLS lucius
Yes he has a laugh ...
Papaaa(I'm close to the oaf, we have a thing)
There he issssss, I have a surprise for youuuu, here go you lil man,(hands me a wooden sword)
Yaaayyy thank you papa
*DOOM*
(Chills run down both our spines and we comically turn towards the source, am I always going to narrate??)
Honey, why make a wooden sword for our future scholar, says while smiling innocently
There is nothing innocent about her demeanor right now....latia says
Uh, uhh because.. because every man must learn to pro... Bang lucius gestures urgently (right on the head) bang!!
Ooo, that has to hurt
Mama, mama but I begged daddy for it cuz of all the cool stories he used to tell me and I wanted one .. Dante with a mad cute expression
Hrmmm,
Mhmmm
Hmmmmmmm, as long as you don't try anything dangerous with it.. latia grins
He won't I'll train him personally, lucius says puffing his chest proudly
..Train... Him???
Sighhh, this dumbass, haaah
Uh honey now let me arghhhh
Time skip..... 2 weeks
Papa is so dumb
Ack, why say that to papa Danny
I just remembered you snitched on urself to mama, that time, baka
Hehe, wasn't my best moment, but now back to ur katas, Lucius brims up.
So turns out my dad knows a bit about the sword and wasn't busting his ass out with all his stories, even tho I feel like a three year old shouldn't be doing katas, apparently it isn't far fetched here and I can see why, even without any nutrients or training I could take on an average 10 year old back home, goat piece physique for the win
Not like I plan on using anything he trains me on cuz like I said I want a peaceful life, shit I definitely just jinxed myself....
Skip to evening time..
Mum dad I'm going up the hill
Okay son (bonk) arghh why, my dad
What do you mean okay, get back here young man and finish your books..
Thanks dad, later mumm
The hill is my private spot I go up here to think to ponder life, not something any normal three year old would have as a habit, but I kinda miss the earth, kinda sorta, don't get me wrong it was shit and not in anyway as cool as the one piece world but, family, friends.. mira..., The hill is my private spot to just chill and feel solitude like every man should (I'm three) so.. why the fuck is there a half red head here....and I mean that literally
Oii, this is my spot spilt head so beat it tiny my self pridefully
Hmph, I'm the noble heiress of this land all spots are mine, hmphhh , you know her already
Noble..... Shit, even if she isn't one of THEM still, spoilt brats of any kind are annoying to deal with, pause that hair also existed in mha.. I said I don't wanna be part of the main story tho
My name is UTA bow, commoner
Uhh no I don't think I will, walks past her and sits
But but
But what tiny Danny teases
Stop calling me tiny we are the same height
Are not
Is too
Don't tell me it's about to happen,the most important kiddies dialogue, precious memories are about to be made,I cannot afford to lose my development as a man depends on this entirely... I'm insane
Are not
Is too
And b
Are not
(Back and forth)
..You know he's gonna find out one day that he's first friend won't talk to him anymore right.. Laa..
(How the fuck did they know)
One day the responsibilities and the entourage of all other crap a nobles supposed to be will drive them apart... Latia
What do we do about this, he behaved like he doesn't need playmates but we know that's not true, bs even
Language
You're one to talk misses crappy rulers
Hmph
Anyhoo he's our child he'll be fine cuz he's got us, fret not my love
Sighhhh fine but if I see it's about to break off I'll step in, mamas gotta do what she's gotta do
Okay dear, he said affectionately
Smiles and kisses him
Areeeee nooooooottttt
Are you even a boy .... Uta exhales exasperated
Ragagaga(I've been working on it, it might be the one) I'm cut above the rest of mankind in pettiness
A commoner speaking on behalf of mankind is comical ..Uta giggles
Oiiii, that's very condescending (I never did like her, now I doubt I ever will hmphhh)
How do you even know that words, she bursts out laughing in a fit
Oiiiiii, orewa mo Dante, Ragnars D Dante, kaizooku orewa naru otoko daaa( yes we've been speaking Japanese all this while, just want you to know [plus I said it before Luffy, I'm sure, Radadadadada, yeeesss this is it]
Sureee, weird dream to think of it, do you wanna die
It irks me how you sound more mature, and I will do it , believe it(hehe I'm on a roll)
Again how do you know that word.....
So we spend the whole day together, it's cute it's warming, I'm a kid again, I'm.. happy
I find out dynamic really funny honestly, a prim and ragged princess with a poor and a middle aged five years old, have I thought about how I'll see kids and how interact with them, yes yes I have, fortunately I just have the memories, the feelings the experience the aging none of it. I can have friends.. yayy...
It's evening I got chased by some dumbass guards but uta and I got to schedule again so suck it bitches (language), the elevation makes me really take in my home, my cul de sac, my parents, their darker than life hair standing taught on their scalp, ensuring they stand out in the light, be seen, I never was, thanks to them , I am , I love them
Hey mum , old man(bleh) I'm back , met a girl she's cool but soooo annoying...
Annoying huh, you've learnt another word
(Yes I had to pretend I didn't know words, end me..) my dad points out..
Who was the girl, was she fuunnn my mother asks a bit suspiciously to me
Yhhh who was she my dad's drones onnn
I just said I met her sheeshhh, oh well I'm hungry, mama did you cook yet (no seriously, end me)
Yes my babyy, come come , there's enough to eat inside so you grow big and strong , mums..
And when you're done you can come 'round back, and get some work done(he says this while looking at me and bleh'ing, petty old man)
Urghhhh fineeee, but I get extra
Of course my child
So that becomes my life for awhile calm, peaceful joyous with the occasional hard drilling from my dad and the bone chilling queen of hel moments with my mum, uta and I develop a tight bond, her bubbly and refreshing persona I one I strive to leech of off, balances me, she's just a little girl, her forced regal demeanor always cracks me up, her optimism her singing reeks naivete, reeks ignorance, it's bliss .. she's just a little girl.
We are running around the town, occasionally joining other kids, if you're wondering how she hasn't been spotted, black currant.. I'll leave it up to you... Seriously tho wtf am I taking to..
Hey Danny, let's go to the square I heard there's something happening there today.. not to important to attract my family...
Haaah(exhales) and why are you just telling me nowwwww, we've been playing all day, the trek there is surely gonna be my last in this life
Hahaha grow up lazenar d Dante, you haven't even broken a sweat all day
Yhhhh because my endurance has increased exponentially to keep up with you, spare me we could just round up and go chill at the hill
Naaaaaa, today is my day to be demanding
Like I am.
Yhh huhhh, you think it's easy for a girl to escape a castle to come meet you all dolled up she's says reeking of sass and narcism
Yh if "dolled up" includes using sticky black currant jam as hair dye, you look like you belong in the wild..
Heyyyy not cool, now you've done it, you're definitely coming with
Fudge..
Like I said I doubt I ever will like her
The trek through the bushes, alleys and hills is arduous but calming, I like walks, never thought I'd say that, shut in and all
And then I hear something and I feel something, sometimes I wish I didn't..
Eeeeeellllllp, somebody help meeeee
What's that about, she said tensing up
Remind me why I let you make me take this route, it's the ghost town-ish part of the village
Because you can't say no to me
No
Oh well, hellooo who's there she says already walking off
(She's so kind, she's so naive, she didn't have to, but she did and I wanted to follow thanks to her, might be our unbecoming who knows)
That's when we met him....
I'm Pedro,help.