In a random room somewhere in the Philippines, we see a teenager who appears to be fapping to a drawing of J from Murder Drones. Well, who could blame him? J is hotter than V, without the glasses, of course.
Serial Designation J
Serial Designation V with glasses
(A/N: I may be biased about the glasses.)
Noir: "Damn, Murder Drones ended. Well, time to find more good series to watch, like The Amazing Digital Circus or The Earth Guy. It's been a while since I last checked Liam Vickers' YouTube channel."
Looking at the screen with no updates about Internecion Cube Part 4, Noir sighed.
Noir: "I hate my life. I wish I could get isekai'd to some fictional world." Suddenly, an ad popped up on his screen. Noir tried to close it, but it didn't work.
Noir: "Crap, my PC probably has a virus. I knew I shouldn't have clicked on those sketchy sites." Left with no choice, he clicked on the ad.
[Truck-kun Service: Would you like to be isekai'd to any world?]
[Y/N]
Clicking "Yes," the next step was to choose a world.
Noir typed Murder Drones.
Next on the list was Race and Sex. Noir entered Internecion Cube for race and chose male for sex.
Finally, it was time to pick a power. He tried to type Gate of Babylon, but an error popped up: [Chosen power conflicts with the power system of Murder Drones. Please choose another power.]
After thinking for a moment, Noir typed True Absolute Solver. The message read: [Thank you for using Truck-kun Service. Would you like to leave a rating?]
"For a virus ad, this was pretty well-made. Let's give it 5 stars for effort, but I'll need to factory reset my PC later," he thought, pressing "Send."
Suddenly, he heard a knock at his front door. Opening it, he was greeted by a robot that looked like a truck.
Truck-kun: "Isekai time, bitch. Thanks for the five-star rating. I'll help clean up Chrome after I isekai you."
Before he could react, Noir was struck by Truck-kun. His vision went black.
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[SCENE CHANGE]
Somewhere on Earth, inside a cave, our protagonist was asleep. Noir yawned, "I had the weirdest dream... getting punched by a truck." Looking around, he saw nothing but rocks. Shocked, he tried to move, but couldn't feel his legs. Looking at the walls, he tried to comprehend what was happening. Was he kidnapped? Was he now a lab rat in some experiment?
Water droplets fell on his face. Looking up, he saw stalactites hanging from the ceiling. Then he glanced at a puddle on the ground and saw his reflection.
Noir: "What the hell? So the ad wasn't a virus—it was real?"
"Okay, I need to calm down. It not like I need eat human heart to power my ability and don't shutdown. Ok breathe in, breathe out. Wait, do I even have lungs?" Realizing he was now a sentient cube capable of creating eldritch abominations and need to eat human hearts to survive, Noir sighed.
Noir: "Okay, don't look at it as a curse. Look at it as a blessing. Let's start by using one of my abilities."
He activated his True Absolute Solver, trying to gather information about the year.
Noir: "Alright, it's 2500. That's 571 years before canon, and Earth has just started sending scouts to other solar systems for colonization or resource mining."
Looking around again, he realized there was no visible entrance or exit.
Noir: "Well, I'm going to be stuck here for a long time. Time to decorate this place."
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25 years later, 546 years before canon, year 2525
Noir: "It's been a while. I've been practicing with my Absolute Solver and race power. I've done a lot over the years—like making my temple look as if it's been here for 1.9 million years. When humans discover it, they'll think it's an ancient civilization and try to explore it. I've added traps and inscriptions on the walls to make it all believable. The story I've crafted paints me as a godlike entity who granted salvation and prosperity to my people, I even luring human in here that why there's a door behind me to eat them."I started talking to myself.
He glanced at his temple, which resembled something from Zelda: Breath of the Wild except the robot.
Noir: "I even created liquid metal that can regenerate, for future disassembly drones. I've also developed metal infused with a more weaker true Absolute Solver. It will activate under the right conditions. Time to go to sleep again—see you in 100 years."
(Mind)'i wish, I could have some one to, talk too without them being my food.'
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204 years later, 342 years before canon, year 2729
*Boom.*
Noir: "What the hell was that?" Waking up from his pedestal, Noir connected to the cameras via his *Absolute Solver*. He saw humans, accompanied by what looked like old robots.
Imagine the robot has a pickaxe or a drill
A manager was on the phone, speaking to someone.
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Random POV
It was a peaceful day without any major incidents. I was sitting in my chair, thinking about what to research.
*Ring... ring...*
Alice: "Hello, this is Alice from JCJenson (IN SPAAAAACEE!!!!) Research Department. How may I help you?"
Miner Manager (on phone): "Uh, we have a situation at Site 66, Sector 69. We accidentally unearthed an old-looking temple, and we might need your help."
Alice: *Looking serious* "Secure the perimeter. No one gets in or out. Call the guards to stand by—I'll be there shortly."
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50 minutes later
Arriving at the scene, Alice walked past the yellow tape.
Guard: "Authorized personnel only, ma'am. I'll need to see your ID."
After showing her ID, she was allowed in. Inside the tent, she saw four others dressed like her.
Researcher 1: "Ah, Alice, you've arrived. We were just discussing the situation. First off, based on our scans, this civilization seems undiscovered—there's no mention of it in any records, not even in folklore or legends. We've dated the temple using absolute dating techniques; it's approximately 2,000,004 years old. We're planning to enter, but it could be dangerous. Guards will accompany us. We tried sending drones inside, but they malfunctioned as soon as they entered, so we won't have robot support."
Alice: "Alright, suit up. We're going in."
7 Guards
5 Researchers
Guard leader:"are you already!"
All: "already to go."
Inside the temple, dust covered every surface. After navigating through maze-like corridors and avoiding traps, they finally found a room resembling a workshop. Statues that looked like armored robots lined the walls.
Alice: "Do you think this old civilization worshiped these statues?"
Researcher 1: "Highly unlikely. These seem more like protectors of the temple, akin to angels." Researcher 1 wiped the dust off a nearby tablet, which suddenly turned blue, displaying strange symbols. Then, they heard a mechanism activate.
Statue 1: [System activating... Scanning functions... Operational... DNA recognition... Error: low battery. Activating battery-saving mode. Functions limited to 5 percent. Error: weapon systems damaged. Scanning for invaders... Targets acquired.]
The statue—no, the robot—began to move, advancing toward them.
Researcher 1: "H-how is this possible?! This civilization... How could they create something so advanced, even ahead of its time, more advanced than our own?!"
The robot moved closer, punching Researcher 1 into a bloody paste.
Alice: "WE NEED TO RUN TO THE EXIT!!" Alice screamed.
As the group fled, the door behind them slammed shut.
Guard Leader: "DAMN IT! THE DOOR'S CLOSED! MEN, OPEN FIRE ON THAT ROBOT—I WANT IT DEAD!" He barked as the sound of multiple gunshots filled the room.
Guard 1: "SIR, NORMAL BULLETS AREN'T WORKING! PERMISSION TO USE AP ROUNDS AND GRENADES, SIR?"
Guard Leader: "PERMISSION GRANTED, BUT BE CAREFUL WITH THE GRENADES! THEY COULD COLLAPSE THE TEMPLE AND KILL US IN THE PROCESS!"
The robot began to take damage as the guards found its weakness—its eye. They concentrated their fire on its head.
Robot 1: [EMERGENCY UNLOCK: WEAPON SYSTEM ON]
The robot raised its arm, forming a cannon. A red energy beam shot out, obliterating 6 guards and 4 researchers, but the robot's arm was destroyed in the process.
Guard Leader: "Fuck it!" He pulled the pin on a grenade and threw it at the robot. It exploded, reducing the machine to scraps.
As the guard leader tried to escape from the blast, a large chunk of debris struck his legs, breaking them. "Ah, ah... *heavy breathing*... Shit, my leg is broken!" Alice ran to him, trying to see if she could help.
Suddenly, multiple robots began to activate. Turning to look behind her, Alice saw them start to move.
Guard Leader: "Dr. Alice, leave me here! You can't save me. The debris has crushed my leg, and even if you removed it, I'd only slow you down. Run to the other door—NOW!"
Alice: "But—"
Guard Leader: "No buts! Go now! I'll use my remaining grenades to collapse this room and stop the robots from chasing you. Please... tell my family I love them."
Alice: "I will." She ran out of the room, her heart heavy with sadness. The sound of a loud *boom* echoed behind her as the door sealed with debris. Without looking back, she continued until she found a large door with a fingerprint scanner on the side. Hesitant, she pressed her finger against the scanner and felt a slight prick. A message appeared.
Fingerprint Scanner: [DNA CONFIRMED. WELCOME BACK, DESCENDANT OF ELLIOTT.]
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(Chapter end)
I apologize for not updating my other fanfic. I may have gotten sidetracked, and my ADHD didn't help with that. Additionally, the weather in the Philippines hasn't been good lately. I hope you enjoy my new fanfic! And thanks for reading.