The bad luck first started on the morning of the third day after I returned home. I didn't know if it was because I didn't cover myself with a blanket last night, so I caught a cold. I woke up from my sleep with a severe abdominal pain. I was sweating all over.
As the saying goes, toothache is caused by ghosts, and stomachache is caused by holding back feces. As long as it is not a disease, it is correct to sit on the toilet for an unexplained abdominal pain.
Anyway, that's what I did that morning.
If I had endured it at that time, or put on my clothes patiently and went to the toilet outdoors, perhaps there would not have been a series of events later.
Unfortunately, there are not so many ifs in this world. I finally sat on the toilet that made me unforgettable for life. When I flushed the toilet to the point of fullness, the toilet actually exploded directly! ! !
That's right, the toilet exploded!
It was like a bomb was riding on my butt. The toilet exploded without any warning, and I flew four or five meters away. I hit my head on the tile wall opposite the toilet, and fell to the ground with my big bare butt and fainted...
When I woke up again, it was already past four in the afternoon. I was in the ward of Taiyuan Armed Police Hospital, and happened to be in the same ward with Zhang Bowen.
"Hello!"
As soon as he saw me wake up, Zhang Bowen immediately greeted me with a wink, grinning and saying, "Boss, I heard that you almost had your balls blown off by the toilet when you took a shit?"
Thinking of the thrilling scene when the toilet exploded, I couldn't help but shiver all over. As I moved, I immediately felt a strong pain in my buttocks, and cold sweat on my forehead was left. It took a long time to finally recover. I turned my head and glared at Zhang Bowen, the bastard, and gritted my teeth and said, "If you dare to laugh again, I will fire you immediately, believe it?"
Zhang Bowen saw that I seemed to be in a bad mood, so he shut up obediently.
I calmed down a little, and then asked Zhang Bowen about what happened after I fainted.
Zhang Bowen was completely honest this time, and he told me what happened after I fainted:
It turned out that the explosion of the toilet made quite a noise. After I was blown away, Zhou Jing, who was sleeping next to me, was also awakened by the earth-shaking noise. He calculated that today was the day when I would be doomed for the eighth time in my life, but he was so engrossed in playing League of Legends last night that he completely forgot about it when he went to bed, so he simply didn't remind me. When he heard the explosion, Zhou Jing knew that I must have been doomed, so he rushed into the bathroom without wearing any clothes, just his shorts with Crayon Shin-chan printed on the back. It didn't matter that he almost suffocated the kid when he entered, but he was finally righteous for once. When he saw me lying in shit and urine covered in blood, he immediately went over to pull me, but how could he, a little kid, pull me? In addition, it was already daybreak, and Hua Mulan had lost her thousand-year-old cultivation, so even if she was a ghost, she couldn't come out to help him. Zhou Jing had no choice but to call Uncle Li.
When Uncle Li heard that I was blown up by the toilet, he left the antique shop and drove over without saying a word. He finally sent me to the Armed Police Hospital and pushed me directly into the operating room.
Fortunately, although the toilet exploded, it was not fatal. It just blew my butt into pieces. It was still a little far from my vitals, so it didn't blow me into a eunuch. Otherwise, it would be a big deal. However, even so, I still had to sew more than 70 stitches on my butt. According to Zhang Bowen, it was so miserable. The threads on my butt were connected together, which was almost like a cross-stitch. It was completely a rotten watermelon...
After coming out of the operating room, because the toilet exploded, I was covered with that stuff, so I really embarrassed the poor nurses when I cleaned it. It is said that when they saw my appearance, no nurse was willing to come up to serve me. Uncle Li wanted to help me clean and put on the hospital gown, but was afraid that he would touch my wound with his hands and feet, so he could only bid 10,000 yuan and said that whoever was willing to help me clean would get the money.
There must be a brave man under such a big reward, oh, no, there must be a fierce woman. At that time, a young nurse who looked like she came from a poor family stood up. She should be only 21 or 22 years old, and she was still a college student. Because she was from a medical university, she was quite proficient in nursing, so she usually worked part-time in the hospital on weekends. It was this girl who took the initiative to take care of my grooming, and groomed me from inside to outside.
When he said this, Zhang Bowen, that bastard, kept grinning at me, saying that I was seen naked by that little nurse, and he asked for me, that little nurse's name was Su Su.
I immediately felt a chill in my heart. Obviously, my wife was very jealous of what Zhang Bowen, the big mouth, said, and it was a warning to me, so I quickly asked Zhang Bowen to cut this part and say something else.
Then because Su Su, the girl, helped me to groom, was more careful, Uncle Li made the decision on the spot. During my time in the hospital, this girl has been the special caregiver.
After arranging my affairs, Uncle Li brought two workers back to my house to repair the toilet and checked the cause of the explosion.
It turned out that everything was caused by the inferior toilet in our house...
Our toilet is a pressure flushing device, which is a closed container that uses the raised water surface to compress the air stored inside when filling water. If traditional flushing is compared to "pulling" force, then air pressure flushing is like "pushing" force. Such a device not only has a good flushing effect, but also saves water. However, this device also has defects. For example, when releasing air pressure, the weld of the water supply pipe may explode due to excessive pressure, causing the water tank cover to be flushed open or even the water tank to burst. At this time, the entire water tank becomes a powerful "bomb", causing a certain degree of damage to nearby people and objects.
The toilet in my house was not welded well at the place where the water supply pipe was welded, so when I sat on it with the bad luck of the eighth generation, it exploded and my butt was blown up...
Just as Zhang Bowen finished speaking, the door of the ward opened and a nurse about 1.62 meters tall came in. She had a baby face and looked quite cute.
As soon as the little nurse came in, Zhang Bowen kept winking at me across the bed and told me with his mouth that this little nurse was the girl named Su Su who helped me clean up.
I glared at this bastard fiercely and closed my eyes and pretended to be dead. There was no way, it was embarrassing! ! Not only was I blown away by the toilet, but I was also splashed with shit. In the end, I had to let a little girl wash me. How could I feel about this? Anyway, I was too ashamed to face the little girl.
"Okay, stop pretending to sleep!"
At this time, a clear and pleasant voice sounded beside me. I subconsciously opened my eyes and saw the little nurse named Su Su standing aside and laughing. However, she blushed a little when facing me, but still said: "You don't have to be like this in front of me. I am a nurse. No matter what the situation is, there is only one patient here!"
My old face turned redder when I heard it.
Su Su probably saw my embarrassment, so she smiled and said: "I just came to see you. It's good that you wake up. I'm leaving first. If you need anything, remember to ring the bell to call me. I'm always in the duty room."
After that, Su Su left the ward directly.
What a considerate girl!
I sighed in my heart, turned my head and glared at Zhang Bowen fiercely, then I lay on the bed with peace of mind and took out my mobile phone to play games.
We played until about six or seven in the evening. Uncle Li and Zhou Jing came again and said that they had solved my family problems and asked me to rest and recuperate. Then they left three lunch boxes for me and Zhang Bowen to eat.
I knew that one of the lunch boxes was for Hua Mulan.
Anyway, Zhang Bowen had seen Hua Mulan, and it was night, so I called Hua Mulan out. After eating with me, Hua Mulan sat next to me to accompany me. She had changed her clothes, and the ghost was a physical body. Except that she couldn't have children and had no body temperature, she was almost the same as a living person, so she was not afraid of being seen.
With my wife accompanying me by the bed, I felt much more at ease. I chatted with Hua Mulan and Zhang Bowen for a few words because I fell into a deep sleep before the anesthesia after the injury was completely over.
I don't know how long I slept. Anyway, I vaguely felt that the temperature in the room suddenly dropped a lot, and it was cold and gloomy...
I am no longer the rookie who just debuted. As soon as this cold breath appeared, I knew that something dirty had appeared.
The yin energy is getting worse, there must be evil spirits at work!
I opened my eyes immediately, and then a monster attached to the roof of the ward came into my sight...