Witness?
When Zhang Jinya and the others heard me say this, they all widened their eyes, looking incredulous.
I was immediately upset when I saw their expressions. What's going on? Is it worth being so surprised when a buddy gets married? Do you think I'm destined to be a loser? Does that mean I shouldn't have a wife in this life? So I said angrily: "What the hell are you looking at? Why do you look like you've eaten shit when I asked you to be the witness of a marriage?"
"Brother Xiaotian, it's not that we want to be like this, but you really scared me."
The fat man patted my shoulder: "You have always been a single dog like me, how come you have a wife in the blink of an eye, and you have to get married in this ancient tomb..."
At this point, the fat man seemed to think of something, and his eyes widened, staring at Mulan behind me, with an unbelievable look on his face: "Don't tell you that you are going to... marry her in the afterlife!?"
I nodded. This is how I do things. Since I have made up my mind, I will never turn back. Even if this matter is my lifelong event, I will not change my decision, so I simply admitted it.
"You are fucking crazy! There are some things you don't know the depth of. As your brother, I have to remind you. You are too aggressive. You don't know how many eyes the horse king has. This time, you have to listen to me and finish what I say!"
The fat man cursed and pulled my arm to the side without saying a word. I was a little reluctant at first, always thinking that this would be suspected of disdaining Hua Mulan and would hurt her feelings. Unexpectedly, Hua Mulan was very understanding. She just said that the fat man was sincere to me, otherwise he would not dare to oppose so fiercely in front of her. Such a good friend is worth making. She didn't mind at all and asked me to talk to the fat man and others. I stopped resisting and let the fat man pull me into the ear chamber of the ancient tomb. The people who came with me also followed in.
As soon as the stone door of the ear chamber was closed, the fat man took out a flashlight and put it aside to illuminate it. Then he said to me: "Brother Xiaotian, I think you are really crazy. Do you think this ghost marriage is so easy?"
"I don't think there is any problem..."
I shook my head: "Is there any particularity in it?"
"It's very particular!"
The fat man slapped me on the forehead. It seemed that he was really angry about my decision. He said with regret: "This ghost marriage is not as simple as you think? Nowadays, there may not be one in a thousand successful marriages between living people and ghosts. After all, After all, the Yin and Yang are separated, how can it be so easy to communicate with the ghost? Even if you have communicated, if the other party is unwilling, you still cannot have this ghost marriage. It is not that the brothers and sisters of the deceased hold the "spirit tablet" as a formality and count it as a ghost marriage! Precisely because the success rate of ghost marriages in the world of the living is extremely low, people think that ghost marriages are harmless. In fact, that is complete bullshit. Once the ghost marriage is successful, you will immediately react. A thing called "sand for keeping chastity" will appear on your chest. In fact, it is a mole similar to a birthmark. Your ghost spouse can live in your "sand for keeping chastity" all year round. To put it bluntly. It's just like your parasite, accompanying you all the time. As long as you change your mind, she will know it immediately. Do you think she can get you any good at that time? As the saying goes, ghosts are unpredictable. If you have a ghost in your body, your life will be in danger at any time. So unless you dare to guarantee that your feelings for her are unswerving, you can't have this ghost marriage no matter what you say! After all, your ghost marriage is different from the ordinary ghost marriages in the world of the living. Most ghost marriages in the world of the living have a very low success rate because of the difficulty of communicating with the ghost. You have to contact the ghost, and the ghost is willing to give up the opportunity of reincarnation for you. This is too difficult. "I have been dealing with these things for so many years and have only seen one ghost marriage succeed. As for you, you don't have any difficulty in communicating with ghosts. The ghost you like is standing in the corridor outside. She has been practicing in the ancient tomb for thousands of years and has no chance of reincarnation. It seems that she is willing to marry you in every way. So as long as you dare to have this ghost marriage, the success rate is absolutely 100%. By then, you will have a time bomb next to you!"
After listening to this, I couldn't help but widen my eyes. I didn't expect that there would be so many theories about ghost marriage. Then I glared at Zhang Jinya fiercely.
This bastard...
I don't believe that he doesn't know the benefits of ghost marriage. As a result, this bastard took me to the mass grave for a "blind date". If I hadn't been engaged to Hua Mulan, those evil ghosts were afraid of Hua Mulan and didn't dare to have a ghost marriage with me, I'm afraid that this bastard would have planted a "time bomb" on me.
Zhang Jinya was glared at by me, and seemed to guess what I was thinking at once. He immediately laughed and said, "Little brother, you can't blame me for that. At that time, the smiling corpse was ready to take your life in the dark. I arranged a ghost marriage for you in the hope of finding you a powerful wife to help you. If something happens, she can help you block it. And I can deal with that evil ghost, so I'm not afraid of it turning against you. As for this one now... Fatty is right, you have to think it over carefully. This is a spiritual ghost. The ghost king in the underworld has to be polite to her. She If I get angry and want to kill you and murder your husband, Qingyi can't protect you, you kid will definitely be finished! "
Ghosts have obsessions in their hearts and have an inseparable attachment to the world of the living. They are unwilling to enter the reincarnation and stay in the world of the living in a place with extremely strong yin energy for thousands of years. They do not kill or hurt people's lives, and have no resentment in their hearts. Therefore, they will have a deep Taoism and become spirits. This kind of ghost is also called a spirit ghost, half god and half ghost, and some of the extremely powerful ghost kings and ghost commanders in the underworld are very powerful. I don't know how deep it is. I didn't expect Hua Mulan to be a spirit ghost!
But what's wrong with a spirit ghost? Because I have come into contact with her, even if I know she is a spirit ghost, I am not afraid at all.
After hearing Zhang Jinya say that he also left room for maneuver at that time, the resentment in my heart finally dissipated a little. I didn't settle accounts with this bastard. I patted the fat man on the shoulder and said, "Fatty, I know you are doing this for my own good, but you don't need to say more about this matter. I really like her. If I change my mind, it's not my fault. I didn't do it well. Even if she really wants my life, I have nothing to say."
The fat man opened his mouth and wanted to continue to persuade me, but Zhou Jing suddenly said at this time: "Don't persuade him, this is his fate, you can't change it!"
The fat man was stunned and hurriedly asked Zhou Jing what was going on. Zhou Jing said that when I first encountered the strange thing, I asked his grandfather to tell the fortune. His grandfather at that time calculated that I would get a good match in the near future. He also observed me just now. As long as I meet Hua Mulan, my wife and concubine palace will have a faint red light, which means that Hua Mulan is the woman destined for me. This is fate and cannot be changed.
"What's the harm to life? As long as you don't want to, I'm not afraid of a ghost. I can't stop it, but I have friends who can!"
Qingyi looked at me and asked word by word: "Now I just want to ask your feelings, have you really thought it through?"
I nodded: "I have thought about it, this is my decision."
"Okay, I'll be your witness!"
Qingyi pulled me up and left the ear chamber. Hua Mulan, Xue Ru and Tie Zhu were still waiting at the door of the main tomb. When she saw me coming back, her eyes, like cold stars, suddenly surged with an inexplicable emotion, as if asking me. I immediately nodded to her without hesitation, and Hua Mulan's eyes suddenly curved slightly, as if she was smiling...
I don't know why, at this moment I suddenly felt that it was worth it. I was able to make her smile, and I had no regrets!
Qingyi then said to Hua Mulan: "Xiaotian has made a decision. I respect his idea and am determined to host a ghost marriage for you. I won't say anything more. I only have one thing to remind you - Xiaotian was born with a weak yang, and it is not against the order of the yin and yang worlds to marry this ghost. I think you can get along well after marriage. But he is a 20-year-old man after all, and although you cover your face with a black veil, I can see that you are still very beautiful. He is such a young man guarding a beautiful wife. After spending a long time together day and night, it is inevitable that he wants to taste the forbidden fruit. Fortunately, he is born with a weak yang, and you are also a ghost. Having sex between you will not harm you or him, but will have certain benefits. But... you must be careful when having sex, and don't get pregnant!"
"I know my limits."
Hua Mulan said lightly: "A ghost gives birth to a ghost baby for a yang person, which is against the harmony of heaven. I won't do such a thing."
I immediately widened my eyes when I heard it. Listening to what they said - this man and a ghost can... have sex?
And can you get pregnant?
So I lowered my voice and asked Zhang Jinya what was going on. Zhang Jinya immediately laughed and said that humans and ghosts can have sex, but if ordinary ghosts have sex with humans, whether they are willing or not, they will definitely absorb the yang energy from the yang person, and over time they will suck the yang person dry, which is why humans and ghosts are different. But spirit ghosts are different. Spirit ghosts are very advanced, half god and half ghost. Their bodies are no longer ethereal, but completely materialized. Their body structure is no different from that of humans, so if spirit ghosts have sex with humans, they will not absorb the yang energy of humans. As for spirit ghost pregnancy, the situation is even more complicated - men's yang energy is extremely fierce and overbearing. If it enters the body of a spirit ghost, it will burn the spirit ghost, so when a female spirit ghost has sex with a normal man, not only can it not get pregnant, but it will be hurt to a certain extent. It's just that I was born with weak yang, and my thing is not enough yang, but it is very gentle, which will not burn the ghost, so there is an opportunity for combination. So once the ghost is with a man with weak yang, if they have sex without paying attention, there is a certain chance that the ghost will get pregnant and then give birth to a ghost baby. This kind of ghost baby is very scary, half human and half ghost, because it is not formed by reincarnation in the six reincarnations, so it has no soul, only knows to kill people, and it is against the harmony of heaven. This is why Qingyi specifically asked this point. He was afraid that I would not control my thing for a while and make something that hurts heaven and earth, so he specifically asked Hua Mulan, who seems to be much more rational than me.
Seeing that Hua Mulan agreed, Qingyi entered the main tomb and began to prepare.
Qingyi is a Taoist master, and the ghost marriage ceremony he prepared is completely different from most ghost marriage ceremonies in the world. In the world of the living, the overall ceremony of ghost marriage is actually similar to that of a normal marriage, except that the protagonists of the wedding are indeed the brothers and sisters of the deceased, who hold the "spirit tablet" of the deceased on his behalf to hold the wedding with the other party. However, Qingyi's method is different. He inserted a note of incense in the three directions of heaven, earth, and man respectively. He invited the "Three Pure Ones" in the heaven position, the Emperor of Fengdu in the earth position, and my parents in the human position. Then he asked Hua Mulan and I to kneel side by side in front of the three, and Qingyi wrote my name on a piece of yellow paper. and Hua Mulan's birth date, the wooden sword picked up, and the paper talisman suddenly burned. Qingyi then shouted loudly: "Daoist Qingyi respectfully invites the three heavens and earth to witness the ghost marriage of Ge Tianzhong and Hua Mulan. The love spans yin and yang, comparable to gold. I beg heaven, earth, and people to bless the new marriage!"
This ceremony is very simple, but when Qingyi's voice just fell, Hua Mulan and I kowtowed three times to the three heavens and earth. As soon as I raised my waist, my chest suddenly felt hot, and I shivered all over.
At this time, Hua Mulan, who was kneeling beside me, seemed to feel something unusual, so she stretched out her cold and smooth hand and held my hand. Feeling the coolness on that hand, I felt a little more comfortable. Hua Mulan saw that I was no longer shivering and whispered: "It is the chastity sand that is opening up. You and I have become husband and wife. From today on, you are my husband."
I was excited. I just took possession of this woman who made me fall in love at first sight. Until now, I feel a little unreal!
At this time, Xue Ru, who had been outside the main tomb, suddenly floated in and shouted, "Oh no, Master, he's coming!!"
I was stunned and asked who was coming.
"It's the thing in the main tomb."
Hua Mulan raised her eyebrows and said slowly, "I didn't expect its dog nose to be so sharp. It actually saw through my plan so quickly!"