A lazy donkey will poop a lot!!
This is my only evaluation of Fatty Wu!!!
Damn it, didn't you know that two big bastards were right behind to take your life? And yet he failed at this moment!!
I rolled my eyes, and couldn't understand why this guy, with his physique, had been a tomb raider for so many years without giving up his life. However, even though I was furious, looking at Fatty Wu's pitiful eyes, I couldn't just stand by and watch him die. After all, it was still unclear whether Qingyi could get rid of the flying corpse and the corpse evil spirit. If he couldn't, Qingyi would definitely have no problem running away with his skills, but Fatty Wu was stuck here and had to wait to die.
Although this guy is not honest and has cheated me before, I am not a heartless person. Seeing Wu Pangzi's pitiful look, I couldn't help but turn back and pull Pangzi out. As a result, this guy's big butt was stuck on the stone door. I pulled for a long time and there was no response. Finally, I got a little anxious: "I said, Pangzi, can you move? You are 200-300 kilograms, and you are stuck there. How can I pull you?"
"Brother, I have tried very hard."
The fat man smiled embarrassedly: "If I had known this, I would not eat so much recently. As a result, the meat has increased by several kilograms!"
More?
If you increase again, you will become a pig!
I cursed in my heart. At least tens of thousands of grass mud horses were running wildly. But at this moment, I couldn't care about talking to the fat man anymore. I almost pulled him with all my strength.
I swear to God, I have tried my best, but the fat man was stuck there, motionless, and sweat was oozing out of his forehead!
"Wait!"
Suddenly, the fat man said, "There is something inside grabbing my feet! Don't let go, don't let go! Aa ... If I let go, the fat man would be dragged back to eat and drink cleanly. After all, he is a living life. I can't let go no matter what. I pulled the fat man with all my strength, and his joints made a "cracking" sound. I asked: "What's going on over there? Can you kick it away!"
"I can't kick it away!"
The fat man's fat face was already pale, and he said in some pain: "That thing bit my butt..."
Bitten?
I was so scared that my hands trembled and I almost let go. Being bitten by a big zongzi is no small matter. The thing has been in the coffin for so long. Although the body has not decayed, the internal organs have long been rotten. They have been in the body for so many years and now have all turned into corpse poison. If you are bitten by that thing, you will be infected with corpse poison immediately. If you don't deal with it in time, the corpse poison will soon penetrate into the internal organs. By then, even the Golden Immortal can't save you. Moreover, once a person with corpse poison dies, he will definitely rise from the dead! !
At the moment, I can only try my best to pull the fat man out first. How to solve the problem of him being bitten by the big zongzi can only be discussed later.
The fat man was obviously a little anxious at this time. After all, my strength was not as good as that of the big zongzi that was pulling him. Not only did I not pull him out for a long time, but he was pulled into the tomb again. His fat face was distorted, and his hands tightly grasped my hands, which made me feel painful. The power that this man burst out when he was dying was not a joke. Anyway, I couldn't stand it, and I was just gritting my teeth and holding on!
"Fuck you, fight!"
The fat man roared angrily, and his face, which was pale just now, suddenly turned red!
When I saw the fat man's posture, I thought he was going to fight the big zongzi who was pulling him into the tomb, so I quickly advised him: "Don't be impulsive. At worst, I will go back to the tomb with you and die!"
I said this sincerely. Although the fat man had cheated me and had been cheating me since the first day we met, we were equals and suffered together on the way to the Qinling Ancient Tomb. We were more or less teammates. At least that's what I thought. Although my teammate was a jerk, I couldn't give up on him and listen to his screams when his bones were chewed to pieces outside the tomb! !
Just when I was excited and ready to do the most loyal and grand thing in my life, a very inappropriate sound rang out.
Puff!
Puff!
Two very loud farts sounded in the tomb, followed by a foul smell!
I was almost choked by the stench and almost cried. I felt terrible, like a fucked dog. Is this the desperate way that Fatty said? Just fart twice at the zongzi biting his butt?
"Let go, let go!!"
The Fatty suddenly shouted at this time: "Pull me out!"
I reacted when I heard this and hurriedly tried hard. This time it was surprisingly smooth. I actually pulled the Fatty out. The Fatty jumped up from the ground and grinned: "Damn it, it was really dangerous just now. Fortunately, I was quick-witted and shot two shots at the guy biting my butt..."
I was speechless.
The fat man glanced at me and laughed: "Brother Xiaotian, don't think I'm kidding. Do you know how much evil spirit is in a person's stomach? I don't know how many lives I eat all day long. After these enter the stomach, the nutrients are absorbed, and the remaining excrement is all foul air, which is specially used to break the evil spirit. All evil things are more taboo about these things!"
I don't know how to express my feelings at this moment. Although it makes sense, ordinary people can't do such a weird thing. This is also your unique skill, Wu Pangzi. First, you have diarrhea and spray feces at the ghost soldiers, and then you fart into the mouth of the big zongzi. It's really disgusting!
"Okay, stop standing there like an idiot, let's go!"
Fatty Wu patted my shoulder and laughed, "Brother Xiaotian, what you said just now touched my heart. I've only known you for a short time, but you held on to me and refused to let go. You also said that you wanted to go into the tomb with me again. You are absolutely loyal. I accept your kindness. I will apologize to you for what happened before!"
I didn't have time to talk to Fatty about this nonsense. I led Heizi and ran away without saying a word. Fatty Wu didn't dare to talk nonsense when he saw this. He quickly caught up with me. Although this guy had his butt bitten, he was very determined to run for his life. He caught up with me in a short while. We ran all the way along the corridor, just wanting to stay away from the main tomb. It was too scary. It was not enough to have a flying corpse, but there was also a corpse demon. It was simply a rhythm of no way to survive.
Fatty and I ran all the way, running for three or four hundred meters in the winding corridor before we finally saw Zhang Jinya and the other three, but the three people were standing in front of us without moving.
"What the hell are you doing!"
I went up and yelled, "Get out of this damn place first!"
After that, I was ready to run away, but Rosa grabbed me!
"Don't go forward if you don't want to die!"
Rosa grabbed me tightly. Not only did she pull me, but even Heizi bit my trouser legs for some reason and refused to let me go.
I knew something was wrong as soon as I saw this posture, so I was not in a hurry to escape. I asked Rosa breathlessly, "What happened?"
"Don't talk!"
Rosa glared at me and said, "Listen carefully!"
Fatty and I shut up immediately, and the corridor became quiet. I listened patiently for a while, and suddenly I felt a little cold in my heart.
Bang!
Bang!
Bang, bang, bang!
A series of dull noises echoed in the corridor, just like... the sound of the army's feet hitting the ground when marching in step! !
And judging from the distance of the sound, it should be not far from us. If nothing unexpected happens, it should be in the left and right ear chambers in front! ! !
My face turned green at that time. When we came here, we found that something was wrong in the left and right ear chambers. Could it be that after Gao Xianzhi jumped out of the coffin, the things inside also came out to cause trouble?