Bring me to a mass grave for a blind date?
This is too ridiculous!
I suppressed my anger and said through gritted teeth: "You have to draw a line for me first, otherwise I won't be in the mood to play with you here. Bring me to a mass grave for a blind date in the middle of the night? Who are you going to meet? A ghost..."
I couldn't say anything more at this point. As the saying goes, "Talking about people during the day hurts feelings, and talking about ghosts at night makes ghosts knock on the door." This is taboo. Trouble comes from the mouth. If you have nothing to do during the day and gossip about others behind their backs, you will sooner or later make others annoyed. And it's not auspicious to mention ghosts at night. What's more, my horoscope is weak, and now I'm still in a mass grave. It's simply making myself uncomfortable.
Zhang Jinya was also happy. His big teeth were still shining in the middle of the night. He squinted his eyes and glanced at me: "What's wrong? Why don't you continue talking?"
I was suffocated and said angrily: "You'd better explain it clearly, otherwise I'll turn around and leave now."
"You can't leave!"
Zhang Jinya sneered: "If you don't believe me, try it yourself. If I'm not with you, you will be finished if you can't walk two miles. Don't think that you can really drive away all evil spirits with a Fa Qiu seal on your body. There is no shortage of lonely ghosts in the mass graves in the wilderness. There are many who risk their lives to absorb a breath of Yang Qi."
After Zhang Jinya said this, I felt a little scared. I subconsciously took off the Baipi Knife from my back and held it in my hand. Only in this way did I feel more or less safe.
Zhang Jinya curled his lips when he saw me like this: "Okay, look at how cowardly you are, you don't look like a descendant of the old Ge family at all. I heard that when your father went to the tomb and encountered the ghost blowing the lamp, he took whatever he had to take. When the dirty things came out, he smeared the blood on the knife with his tongue tip and fought desperately. He was definitely a hero. I don't know how he gave birth to such a cowardly son like you."
Well, I was despised for no reason...
But I never denied that I was cowardly. Who wouldn't be cowardly if they encountered these things like me? So I didn't plan to fight this guy at all. What really interested me was what Zhang Jinya said about my father.
My father actually went to the tomb?
I knew nothing about these things, and I couldn't help asking: "Do you know my father?"
"I don't know him, but I've heard of him. Okay, I advise you not to ask about your father. You are not qualified to know."
Zhang Jinya grinned and started to take things out of the cloth bag next to him.
An incense burner, a stick of incense, and a stack of paper money.
After all these things were arranged, Zhang Jinya suddenly turned his head and looked at me, saying: "Okay, put down the thing in your hand quickly, and pose in a few cooler poses. I am taking you to a blind date. Don't let people look down on you when they come later. It will be a commotion."
When I heard this, my eyes widened immediately: "You really brought me to a blind date?"
"Of course not, you are too cowardly. If you are targeted by the Smiling Corpse, you may be killed one day. I have to find you a fierce wife first, so that she can protect you when you have something to do."
Zhang Jinya sniffed and laughed: "Okay, don't look at me with that surprised expression. You just guessed that the wife I found for you is a ghost wife. Wife!"
I was frightened at that time: "Don't mess with me, I can't stand being scared!"
"Do you think I'm messing with you?"
Zhang Jinya laughed, indescribably vulgar: "People like you are weak in horoscope, you may be harmed by evil spirits at any time, you are definitely the best candidate for ghost marriage, marry a ghost wife and let the wife take care of you, so you can live a few more years, but I don't know what your father thinks, he didn't find a ghost wife for you, there is no way, now I can only do it for you."
When I heard Zhang Jinya say that, I felt a little trembling. Now I have a big psychological shadow on those dirty things, I can't even hide from them, and I'm going to marry a wife home? I'll be scared to death if I open my eyes in the middle of the night and see a ghost in front of my bed...
"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous."
Zhang Jinya laughed when he saw me trembling all over: "Isn't it just finding a wife for you, why are you so excited, you are really a born loser."
I'm not excited!!! I was scared!!! I was scared!!!
I was roaring in my heart and wanted to turn around and leave, but I thought of what Zhang Jinya said before, and I didn't dare to go down the mountain alone, so I could only stand there awkwardly.
I know about ghost marriages. Even in the current villages, there are many of them. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is to raise a ghost, and offer incense to a ghost, so that the ghost can protect his family. However, this thing is also very dangerous. If you anger the ghost, I'm afraid the whole family will suffer. I really don't know what Zhang Jinya is thinking, and he actually came up with such a bad idea.
Zhang Jinya ignored me at this time. He set up the incense burner, lit three incense sticks and inserted them on it, then began to burn the stack of paper money. In the flames, he bowed three times respectfully to the mass grave and shouted loudly: "I am Zhang Jinya from the Taoist sect. I have come here to seek a marriage for my brother Ge Tianzhong. Please come forward, young ladies who have never been married. If you like my brother, please take these money. In the future, I will burn three incense sticks every morning, noon and evening, and I will offer them well!"
After saying that, Zhang Jinya threw all the paper money at the fire.
All of a sudden, the temperature around here dropped to a very scary state, especially around me. The temperature was so low that the breath could bring out white mist. Heizi beside me also barked wildly at this time. I think he probably saw something. After all, cats and dogs can often see things that people can't see. If cats and dogs bark for no reason in the middle of the night, there must be evil spirits knocking on the door!
My calves were cramping because I could clearly feel that there were pairs of eyes staring at me. Needless to say, these were definitely ghosts summoned by Zhang Jinya, the bastard, and they were all female ghosts, but they had no intention of harming me, so they didn't show up and refused to let me see them.
Even so, I was still terrified. At this point, I could only secretly pray that there would be one that looked good, not like the thing I met on the train that day, which would have either scared me to death or disgusted me to death.
This cold snap came and went quickly. After just a minute, I felt the temperature gradually recover, and the feeling of being scrutinized gradually disappeared. It seemed that those dirty things had left. I let out a long breath and turned to see Zhang Jinya, who was squatting in front of the pile of burnt paper money, frowning and thinking about something, muttering: "Hey? Something is wrong, why is there no one willing? They don't want the money and they run away faster than each other!"
I was immediately happy when I heard this, but I felt a little sorry for Zhang Jinya's sad face. I always felt that I was quite heartless. After all, Zhang Jinya was looking for a ghost wife for me for my safety. It was a bit unreasonable for me to be happy when I failed. I couldn't help but comfort him: "Maybe It's just that fate has not arrived yet!"
"Bullshit!"
Zhang Jinya cursed immediately: "These lonely ghosts died suddenly in their lifetime, no one claimed them, they couldn't enter the ancestral tomb, and no family members worshipped them. They lived a very miserable life. Now I'm going to find them a marriage. As long as they agree, they can enjoy worship every day. This is what they dream of. Don't say you are a young and strong young man, even if you are an old man in his seventies or eighties, they will rush to you. There must be a reason why you are not worshipped now!"
After saying that, Zhang Jinya jumped up from the ground, rushed to a small grave not far ahead, and kicked the small grave twice, shouting: "You came out just now, right? Tell me! Why don't you accept worship."
No response!
"Hey, you really don't want to drink wine, and you really want to make the Taoist angry."
Zhang Jinya was furious, and immediately turned around the small grave, walked seven steps clockwise, and then walked counterclockwise again. He raised his hand and shouted: "Hurry up and obey the order!"
"Wait!"
A sharp female voice suddenly came out of the small grave, and then a shadow emitting red light slowly crawled out of the small grave.
At first I didn't see clearly what crawled out of the small grave, and when the thing came out, I trembled all over!
It was clearly a person, no, it was a ghost, and it was a female ghost, wearing a skirt, which was the kind of clothing style of upper skirt and lower skirt, but there was often a short waist skirt in the middle. This dress was unique to women in the Ming Dynasty. It seemed that this female ghost should have been a person in the Ming Dynasty when she was alive. Her hair was disheveled. When I saw her face clearly, I was almost scared to death.
The ghost's face was purple, her eyes were bulging, and she had a scarlet tongue hanging out of her mouth, almost hanging down to her chest. She must have been hanged when she was alive, or strangled when she was alive. She was covered in blood, and it was obvious that she was a fierce ghost!
I had difficulty breathing. I heard that this ghost was one of the ghosts I had a blind date with?
I felt uncomfortable thinking about this. I felt enough when I saw her tongue hanging on her chest, and I couldn't help but take a step back.
Zhang Jinya was obviously frightened by the ghost's appearance. He raised his hand that he had just put down and pretended to hit her: "Can you turn your head around? Are you really trying to scare me?"
"Forgive me, I didn't mean it!"
The ghost seemed to be very afraid of Zhang Jinya. With a "click", her head turned 180 degrees behind her. It seemed that this was not enough, so she reached out and prepared to take off her head. I felt a chill in my body when I saw that scene, and I cursed Zhang Jinya for being unreliable. You said you would find me a ghost wife, but could you not find one with a hideous face when she died?
"Alright, alright."
Zhang Jinya quickly stopped the ghost from reaching out to take her head. It was obvious that he couldn't stand this kind of scene, but he was quite calm, probably because he had seen it so many times. He immediately asked, "Tell me, why don't you want to marry my brother?"
"It's not that I don't want to!"
The ghost girl said sharply, "This young man is handsome, and he can be worshipped every morning, noon and evening. During the New Year and other festivals, he can't do without the subsidy of Yin money. I am willing to do it in my heart, but..."
At this point, the ghost girl shut up.
I was shivering all over when I heard it - damn, you are willing, but I am not willing, okay?
Zhang Jinya frowned calmly: "Why are you hesitating? If you want to tell me, tell me now, or I will kill you!"
The female ghost said with some embarrassment: "It's just that this young master is already engaged. You Yang people can't see it, but we Yin people can feel it. And the young lady who is going to marry this young master is very remarkable. I dare not compete with that young lady for a man even if I have a hundred courage..."
Zhang Jinya frowned even deeper: "You have been practicing Taoism for hundreds of years. Are you afraid of that young lady?"
The female ghost said: "Not only am I afraid, but all the sisters in this cemetery are afraid, so we all retreated and dared not compete with that young lady."
Zhang Jinya fell into silence, and after a long time, he waved his hand: "Okay, get out, don't let the Taoist know that you are doing evil, otherwise I will kill you!"
The female ghost heard the words as if she had been pardoned, and she immediately got into the grave.
I also breathed a sigh of relief, turned my head to look at Zhang Jinya, and asked him what to do next?
"Go home, what else can I do?"
Zhang Jinya turned around and left without saying a word, as if he had eaten gunpowder. I could only follow him. I could vaguely hear Zhang Jinya muttering in front of me: "Damn, it seems that this deal should not be accepted. This kid is too weird. I don't know if I can afford to offend the female ghost who likes him. Don't let me get involved..."
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