* Sound of door kicking*
"Oh~.. what a beauty.. the morning air, which is polluted as usual, is amazing!" I say as I walk out of my door, cheerful and refreshed for no reason. I had barely taken two steps towards the street when I saw a truck heading towards me from a distance
"wait.. " My eyes widened, and I pulled out binoculars from somewhere
"No driver... Hoooolyyyy shit!!!! It's truck chan!! "I spread my arms wide with a wide smile, eager for the come 'gentle hug'
*Truck-chan suddenly swerves and changes course as if to say "Tehee... wrong target~! ✨" and moves away from my sight. I heard a loud crash coming from somewhere. Hmm maybe my heart*
"...Sigh... Now I have a reason to throw out waves of anger for no reason today."
*I give myself a thumbs up and make my way towards school. The place I hate the most and hate at the same time*
later!!
"Yoosh, school's over. Timescape. Home now!" I hummed and ran in a random direction, relying on the saying that all roads lead to Rome, because school had consumed my mind to the point that I forgot the original direction leading to my house. You see? School is harmful!!!
*I pass through the so-called pedestrian lines on the street, which exist for one purpose in this universe. Zeina! Suddenly, the sound of elegant music of a nobles' dance comes in, and you do not ask for a description. The mode switches to slow mode*
*Blink. I looked to the side to cover my mouth with my hand in emotion before a truck hit me hard *
*The sound of a woman screaming echoes in the place.. Yes, the same damned screaming lady who is present everywhere and who often works in the Conan anime.. What is wrong with us.. The important thing is that I bleed a lot and die. And...and...it was painful! wow! *
...
"Uh...it was a good time?" I say boredly, my cheek resting on my fist. I was sitting at the edge of a fountain with... a sigh... a ghostly figure... why, world??
"Tsk," I whined. "I wanted to have one of those transition stories. How lucky. Not that I'm stuck in the same boring world, but on top of that, I can't even scare anyone! Seriously??!"
*I was hit by Chan's truck. It was completed. I'm dying. It was completed. The incarnation of the new. Not done. How do I talk to you now?*
"Because I have become a cursed ghost in this cursed world!!!!" I screamed indignantly, and if my voice had been heard, all the nearby glass would have shattered and some ears would have bled
*I look at all the people walking in front of me, the birds flying, the street performances, and the operation of smuggling contraband in that alley a little far away. I sigh and look at the sky with a hum *
"Well...I hope this won't take long."
...
I adjust my imaginary glasses and continue "And this is exactly what happened a thousand years ago." My imaginary beard sways in the wind as I narrate to the non-existent audience my suffering that lasted a long, painful, cruel eternity... Yes, a thousand years, not five minutes.. ahim!
*Suddenly... oh... yes... I don't know how... I found myself in some strange space that I'm not sure how to describe. It was empty in short, but really?? No magic effects and such things??*
"Oh, wait, that's not important now," I say, distracted by the speech bubble floating next to me
*I looked around. I tried to walk but discovered that my legs were pinned. After many attempts that lasted a second and a half, I gave up. I'm going to die from stress like this! *
"But really, where am I?...Hmm...that place before the move?" Yes, I still insist on the idea
*A screen suddenly appears in front of me*
"Yup" I nod with a thumbs up to no one and check what was written on the screen.. and the contents were.. um... a questionnaire?
"Name, age, abilities, skills, and personality? What is this?...." I shrugged because I had nothing else to do anyway. As I was about to click on the name field, a light flashed above my head
A sly smile appeared on my face, "Wait.. Now with these tricks~? No. I won't register with my original information and end up somewhere as an ordinary person. Let's get creative~~" I clapped my hands
*Clicked on the name box. Instead of writing my original name 'Alex Night'... *
"Alexis Matthew D Alger Seraphius Alpha Night," registered the name with an A suspicious laugh
*I clicked on the age field, and instead of writing the number '12', which is my original age, I attached the symbol '∞', meaning infinite *
"Hmm... skills and abilities... uh... everything and anything that comes to mind or not" and I wrote that verbatim
*The last box remains. Personality. I filled it with sincerity that came from my entire being*
"Handsome, handsome, handsome, beautiful, beautiful, handsome, wonderful, amazing, the best, strong, young, talented, creative, brave, cheerful...handsome, handsome, elegant, experienced, expert, wise.. hmm... flexible, fearless, cunning, energetic, intelligent, genius, legendary, genius, leadership, popular, handsome, beautiful again, and hmm..funny and..a bit schizophrenic..hmmm"
"Amazing" I give the chef kiss for my creativity
*I looked at the questionnaire on the screen floating in front of me again. I gasped when I noticed that I had forgotten the most important part. I shake my head at my silliness and write 'handsome' and then nod approvingly *
*At the bottom, there was the word 'Done' written in small print. I pressed it and the screen disappeared from my view*
"No notice warning if I'm sure of this information or any curse because I made up a few things there?" I raised an eyebrow.
*I was suddenly kicked hard by nothing to fly and my vision became black and I had barely regained it until I felt great pain as I collided hard with the ground somewhere*
* I rub my buttocks and curse under my breath, then start looking around. Another empty space.. The difference is that there is a floor now, but even this is empty. Tsk, no creativity *
I noticed something. "Hmm? What is this?" I blinked. I extended my hand to touch something transparent that was above me, and as soon as I touched it, a light golden glow shone
"What the…" My eyes widened. That faint glow showed several threads connected to various parts of my body that I was a million percent sure were not there before. I didn't even have to rack my brain to think about it because within a second I was surrounded by several holographic screens of various sizes and colors.
*Another screen appears directly in front of me. Black screen with white writing. Of course I didn't bother reading. It's a system screen and it speaks for itself!! *
「Congratulations, mortal! Out of billions of people, you have been chosen to be the source of entertainment for higher beings. You will have absolute power over everything and of course with restrictions on our mood whenever we want! Be a good puppet, have a good time, and most importantly, give good performances on a journey that crosses different worlds and dimensions! This dimension will be your home and will develop with time, and we will always be watching you. Take off now」
"Wtf," I said with a wtf face. And again I was kicked for no reason at all
*My vision darkened and I hit the dirt ground somewhat hard this time. I hiss in pain and raise my middle finger to whoever did this*
"What the hell was that..." I grumbled in annoyance as I got up. Then I notice something. Am I now focusing on those threads that have disappeared again, or the words of that annoying screen, or am I in the middle of a forest now? Nah
I looked at my hands, "My skin...what's wrong..?"
"Aaaah!!!!!! What happened to my amazing, wonderful skin!!!? What are these pale hands!?!!" My screams echoed throughout the place. I started tossing and turning on the ground like a fish just out of water
*I put my hands on my face and hair and blinked. There is definitely something different. I got up and ran in a random direction, looking around, to suddenly see a lake in the distance. Run towards it and swallow*
*I approached slowly...and looked at my reflection in the water*
"...Huh?" A galaxy fly above my head
*Then. This was the first time I experienced what is called an existential crisis*
continued~!