"The third day of Prohibition, work efficiency has increased by two hundred percent!"
"Today's Golden Port" front-page headline published a piece of news that left people flabbergasted, but given the trust that people had in newspapers at this time, after choosing to believe that newspapers would not lie, they opted to trust whatever absurdities they spouted, no matter how ludicrous they sounded.
The reporters inside also interviewed several workers with a long history of alcoholism, who all said that before the prohibition, they were able to buy a large amount of alcohol at cheap prices.
Alcohol robbed them of their ability to work, among them one even claimed that being drunk at work caused him to lose two fingers in a painful lesson.
But since the start of the prohibition, they staunchly conformed to the city and State Government's decision, refusing to purchase or consume any alcoholic beverages, and now they feel better.
