In a dimly lit room, a beautiful young girl and an old man sat facing each other across a table.
"Name."
"Goudan!"
The old man spoke calmly. The girl's hand didn't stop noting it down. Why do all the recently deceased elders have such strange names? She was already used to it.
"Which world do you wish to reincarnate into?"
"Uh, I don't understand."
"I'm asking which of the following worlds you'd like to transmigrate into!"
The girl pointed to a form in front of the old man, which had hundreds of options. Only then did the old man notice it and selected one casually.
"Whatever, this one."
The girl glanced at it. A world from Jin Yong's novels?
"Choose a skill, then you can reincarnate."
Upon hearing this, the old man looked down at the form again. The content had changed to various martial arts techniques, like the Dog Beating Staff Technique and Nine Yang Manual.
"The Dog Beating Staff Technique then!"
As soon as the old man finished speaking, the girl quickly noted it down and pointed to a green door beside her, "Go through that door and you'll be reincarnated."
The old man nodded and said with a smile, "Thank you, young lady!"
"Young lady? I'm over seven hundred years old!"
The old hag outer appearance made the old man speechless, forcing him to leave awkwardly.
After the old man was reincarnated, the girl called out to the red door beside her, "Next!"
Before long, a young man with glasses came in, holding a smartphone and engrossed in a game, seemingly lost in his own world.
Once he sat down, the girl glanced at the paper on the table and asked, "Name?"
"..."
The young man didn't reply and continued playing his game, as if he hadn't heard her.
"Ahem, name!"
The girl cleared her throat loudly, hoping to grab the young man's attention.
"..."
Still no response from the young man. A tic mark appeared on the girl's forehead, and she broke the pen in her hand.
"I'm talking to you!"
The girl stood up and snatched the phone from the young man's hand. Only then did he react.
"Huh?! I didn't even pause it. By the way, where is this place anyway?"
The boy curiously looked around, but the simple decor soon made him lose interest, so he focused his attention on the phone in the girl's hand.
"Could you give me the phone back? I just need to win this round, and I'll have enough crystals for a ten-roll!"
He pleaded, and the girl glanced at the phone out of curiosity.
"Honkai Impact 3rd?"
"Yeah, it's super fun, but it's a shame that I don't have enough stamina."
"No way!"
The girl coldly refused without a hint of mercy. The boy instantly became furious, rolling up his sleeves as if he was about to flip the table and start a fight.
Bang!!!
However, with a wave of her hand, the girl sent the boy flying back to his seat with an invisible force.
"Do you actually want to hit me?"
"So what if I do? No one can separate me from my cute Mei waifus!"
The boy exclaimed in anger, but the girl's mouth twitched slightly at his words—this guy.
"I have work to do and have no time to play with you. If you don't cooperate, I'll just choose randomly!"
After speaking, the girl casually pointed at one on the form without even looking, then kicked the boy, sending him flying.
Bang!
The boy transformed into a shooting star rushing into the green door and disappeared from sight.
"Hmph, so uncooperative."
The girl said angrily, then glanced at the form.
"Ah, I forgot to choose a power for him."
After pondering for a long time, her eyes caught sight of the phone she had snatched from the boy, and she suddenly had an idea.
….
A youth slowly crawled up from the ground, spitting out sand from his mouth.
"That woman actually stole my phone. As expected, women from the third dimension are no good!"
The youth complained, surveying his surroundings and discovering he was on a coastline.
Blue waves were crashing against the beach, while on the other side, a dense forest stood, occasionally punctuated by deafening roars of wild beasts.
"Where am I?"
"This is the world of One Piece!" Suddenly, the girl's voice from earlier echoed in the youth's mind. He quickly looked around but couldn't find her.
"Are you there? Come out and give me my phone back!"
"It seems you really like playing around. How about this: eat this Devil Fruit, and I'll return your phone to you." The girl still didn't show herself. Instead, a fruit resembling a pineapple fell from above, hitting the youth's head hard. Once again, he fell flat, his mouth filled with sand.
"Ptui, ptui! Are you doing this on purpose?" The youth looked up at the sky, his angry expression looking like he wanted to devour someone.
"That's right, I am doing it on purpose. Why didn't you listen to me just now?"
The girl spoke willfully, her tone sounding quite pleased. Punishing this guy who dared to be disrespectful to a deity had significantly improved her mood.
"Women from the third dimension are indeed not good at all."
The youth muttered softly, then picked up the fruit at his feet, carefully examining it in his hand. Having watched One Piece, he naturally knew what a Devil Fruit represented - its powerful supernatural abilities and its weakness to water.
"Will you really give me back my phone if I eat this?"
"Of course!"
Upon hearing this, the youth immediately took a small bite.
"Umm!!!"
He immediately covered his mouth. The terrible taste of the Devil Fruit was no exaggeration. However, driven by his strong longing for Miss Yae, he managed to endure.
Finally, he swallowed the entire fruit and tossed the remaining piece aside. He knew one bite was enough to gain a Devil Fruit's power. The youth swore he would never eat pineapple again - he was traumatized.
"Hehehehehe!"
Suddenly, the girl let out a mocking laugh, leaving the youth confused.
"What are you laughing at?"
But as soon as he spoke, he felt that something was wrong. His voice was no longer as deep as before, but slightly sharp - just like a girl's voice.
"Wait, what's happening?"
He discovered his changes were more than just his voice. His chest began to swell gradually, becoming fuller, while the part below seemed to shrink.
His original short black hair slowly transformed into strands of silver, growing rapidly.
"What... what did you do to me?"
The youth - no, now a girl - stood with a face full of anger, pointing at the sky, her full chest jiggling with her movement.
"Don't just 'you' me. Show some respect to a deity, will you? I have a name - I'm Besuta!"
Besuta spoke with a smile, quite satisfied with the youth's transformation.
"Why have I turned into a woman? Quickly change me back!"
The girl, feeling her body's changes, was on the verge of tears. Having her phone confiscated was one thing, but how could they take away her... 'tool of mischief'?!
"Well, the fruit you just ate was a Gender-Swap Fruit. How does it feel? Be grateful! I've integrated you with the Honkai girls!"
"Honkai girls?"
The girl quickly ran towards the sea, looking at her reflection in the water.
"This... isn't this Kiana?"
Looking at her reflection in the water, she saw the basic character from the game she played - the white-clad Kiana.
"I just wanted you to return my phone to play Honkai Impact, not turn me into a Honkai girl!!!"
The girl frantically complained.
Besuta let out a light snort. "Who told you to ignore me? And you even dared to hit me. You should be thankful I didn't reincarnate you as a pig. Shouldn't you be expressing gratitude?"
"You want me to thank you? Can't you be a deity without being so shameless?"
The girl grit her teeth, having never seen such a shameless person - no, deity.
"By the way, weren't you planning to find that 'Hormone Fruit' user to help you change back to your original gender?"
Suddenly, Besuta revealed the girl's secret. Her expression dramatically changed, staring at the sky in shock.
"How... how did you know?"
"I'm a deity. Knowing your inner thoughts is nothing complicated. Let me tell you, don't even dream about it. Even if you find her, do you think I'd let you change back so easily?"
"...What exactly do you want?"
The girl's face was dark, her mood hitting rock bottom.
Besuta smiled. Ah, has she finally surrendered? How refreshing.
"Simple. Kowtow to me three times and shout three times: 'Sister Besuta, I was wrong. Please forgive me.' Then I'll tell you how to change back."
"...Fine, you win!"
If the girl had the ability right now, she would definitely drag Besuta down and spank her a hundred times to vent her anger.
With a thud, the girl knelt down and followed Besuta's instructions precisely. What? You said a man's knees are made of gold? Well, she's a girl now.
"Hmm, not bad. This child can be taught!"
Besuta was quite satisfied with the girl's performance. As the girl tried to stand up, Besuta immediately spoke.
"Who said you could get up?"
"..."
Alright, the girl knelt back down. This sadistic goddess was quite powerful. The girl was totally defeated.