"Lord Envoy, don't pay attention to that dull Litia; marry me instead!"
Huh? What's going on here?
Just a moment ago, I was racking my brains to figure out how to persuade the Full Moon Witch to renew our engagement, to overturn and rebuild the fallen territory, and now she's just delivering herself to me?
Could it be that you're the legendary Instant Delivery Witch?
Xia Yueyun pressed her body tightly against Wu Chen's back, completely unaware of the small head peeking out quietly from the bathroom door.
Hmph, good thing I tracked Xia Yueyun. She said she'd be a guest at my house, so why did she suddenly run back to her own domain?
Litia was confused.
When she saw Xia Yueyun hugging her fiancé, Wu Chen, she was even more stunned.
Xia Yueyun, what are you doing!?
"Hey, hey, Lord Envoy, what's your decision? Hurry up and give me an answer," Xia Yueyun said, her fingers lightly tracing circles on Wu Chen's chest, teasing his skin with a suggestive tone.
I never expected you, Full Moon Witch, to be a closet otaku.
Wu Chen's goal was to make a contract with a witch to quickly restore his powers, so naturally, he wanted to agree immediately. However, the Lord of the Rings he carried was warning him that there were two witches nearby.
Litia was clearly at the door; agreeing now would be suicidal!
"Sorry, I already have someone I like!"
"Hmph, what's so great about Litia? You've already made a clear confession, and she's still hesitating and not responding. It's obvious she's still uncertain."
"Why not choose me instead? When I become the Mother Goddess and gain infinite power, I can help you make Litia submit to you in any way you want. Isn't that better?"
What?! This Full Moon Witch has some serious moves.
"This idea doesn't seem too bad… but I refuse!"
"I am a warrior of pure love, and I disdain using such despicable methods!"
Cough, the love potion I gave Litia before was mainly because I thought this was a game!
If Wu Chen treated everything as reality, he would undoubtedly stand as a champion of pure love.
Even if Litia weren't at the door, he wouldn't agree to this request.
He not only wanted to capture the witch's body but her heart as well, unlocking more positions, uh, possibilities that way.
"Tsk, how boring. Looks like I'll have to use some extreme measures!"
Xia Yueyun clicked her tongue and pulled out a special potion from thin air.
Hmm? Isn't this my exclusive love potion? How does Xia Yueyun have it?
"Heh heh, as long as you drink this potion, you'll have no choice in the matter."
Xia Yueyun covered her mouth and laughed evilly, then she grabbed Wu Chen's hands, opened the bottle, and brought it toward his mouth.
I'm really screwed by the witch. I didn't expect to be drugged myself. Did we mix up the scripts?
"I'm not drinking this thing."
Wu Chen turned his head away.
"Come on! Open your mouth."
Xia Yueyun once again brought the potion to Wu Chen's mouth.
Seeing that she was about to force the potion down his throat, Wu Chen suddenly broke free from Xia Yueyun's grip, grabbed the potion bottle from her hand, and restrained her hands.
"Wh-what? How do you have so much strength?"
Xia Yueyun was stunned.
She tried to struggle but couldn't break free.
You must know that this is a powerful witch who rules the demon race. If she used her physical strength, she could create a huge pit in the ground. Yet now she seemed as powerless as a little girl.
Hmph, now you know Wu Chen's strength. Slap her butt, slap her hard!
Litia murmured quietly.
Whenever she recalled Wu Chen spanking her when they first met, she couldn't help but feel a sense of injustice.
In her view, the only way to redeem her dignity was for Wu Chen to spank every single witch's butt at least once.
"So, it turns out that the 'Witch's Immunity to Damage' also has this implication."
Seeing Xia Yueyun obediently restrained, Wu Chen understood.
Even though the wedding ring's current effect only nullified damage, because he himself was so fragile, any exertion of force by a witch was deemed a fatal attack on him, which would automatically be nullified.
This led to the current situation where the witch couldn't move in his grasp.
"Ah, if this potion is opened and no one drinks it, it will quickly evaporate. It's a waste to let such a precious item go to waste."
"Our parents taught us to be thrifty and not wasteful. So, why don't you drink it?"
With that, Wu Chen skillfully poured the potion into Xia Yueyun's mouth.
He was quite adept at this sort of thing.
Bring the potion here, and let this young lady have a drink!
"Ugh, glug-glug…"
"What… what did you make me drink!"
"Your own special potion."
Wu Chen shrugged.
"Don't worry, as a witch, you're highly resistant to this stuff. It will take at least 99 bottles to have any effect at all."
Wu Chen smiled, speaking with considerable experience.
"How are you so sure? It sounds like you often give witches potions."
Congratulations, you guessed right!
"Ha, as expected of the Mother Goddess's Envoy. It seems that simple violence alone can't subdue you without preparation."
Xia Yueyun touched the corner of her mouth where the potion residue remained, looking very unwilling.
Using brute force to get married? Did your mom never tell you to be gentle with men?
Women who actively pursue men aren't popular… although that doesn't sound too bad?
Wu Chen grabbed Xia Yueyun's slender white wrists with one hand, taking a good look at the Full Moon Witch's appearance.
White hair, red eyes—directly appealing to the tastes of the anime fan in me. I'm in!
"You fed me a love potion and restrained my body. Are you planning to do something lewd to me?"
Seeing that the direct attack failed, Xia Yueyun began using seductive tactics.
"I'm not, I didn't.jpg"
Feeling the murderous aura emanating from the doorway, Wu Chen quickly denied it.
"Full Moon Witch, what do you mean by openly seducing my man?"
At this moment, unable to tolerate it any longer, Litia stepped forward and placed a hand on Xia Yueyun's shoulder.
Feeling the overwhelming magical power enveloping her, Xia Yueyun's body instantly stiffened.
The Desire Witch's anger was no joke.
Taking a deep breath, Xia Yueyun gathered her courage and said, "Since when did the Lord Envoy become your man?"
"Why isn't he my man?"
Litia angrily retorted.
"Are you the Envoy's wife?"
"N-no!"
Litia refuted, blushing furiously.
"Then are you the Envoy's girlfriend?"
"Absolutely not!"
"Oh, so you're neither his wife nor his girlfriend, and certainly not his boss. What gives you the right to say he's your man?"