"What the hell is this?!"
Standing infront of him was a runned down shack, full of debris and cracks as takeshi questions this guy's sanity
"Here we are"
"You have schizophrenia or something!?"
"Its inside...."
They both step in as the floors creak throughout the abandoned property,
Walking around the guy shuffles a bit and finds a peculiar sight.
*knock* *knock*
It was a door hidden behind rubble, takeshi impatient as he is blurted out without any hesitation.
"GIVE ME MONEY ASSHOLE!"
The guy now panicking tries to de-escalate takeshi's ranting and insults before the dopr finally opens
"Who the hell is this?"
A large man bearded but hooded appeared
"I found a new recruit sir...."
"New recruit huh."
"Looks to me this savage could be useful in the negotiations up ahead in Tinzleaf"
"T-t-tinzleaf!?!"
"Of course tinzleaf, we could earn a lot by convincing the place of our services"
"What the hell is this tinzleaf?! Old man?!"
"A place not far from here, the people there worship some god or something. Dont be fooled by the looks they aint friendly"
"So?!, Im gonna beat their ASSES ALRIGHT!"
"woah, woah slow down there, your not supposed to be beating asses all i need you is to convince the people of that place to accept our services."
"DAMN!"
"Do all this and i'll pay you a fine price."
"Really?, like i can buy 10 africans mixed races, with that?"
"Dont know what the hell your saying but yeah, good enough to last you for a few weeks"
"DEAL!, Of course what type of services would i be preaching?"
"Construction, drug deals and information , Etc, these folks aren't kind to outsiders mind you."
"You sell drugs?!"
"Of course why not"
"I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!"
takeshi blurted out, oh how such a dick this guy could be.
"B-b-but sir are you really sure you could be sending him to there?"
"Shut your mouth and listen!"
"You weeply, his name is weeply if you hadn't known. He will be acompanying you since he talked back to me"
"Wait what?!"
Weeply shocked replied
"I dont care how long this transaction would take, this is our only oppertunity to make it big time"
"Fair enough. WEEPLY! WE SHALL SET ASAIL TO THE LAND OF THE SATANISTS!!!"
"You forgot the map!"
Weeply yelled out hurryingly following takeshi before leaving the boss said one last thing
"Oh yeah one more thing, dont show your faces to them. If they know what you look like yeah better hope to the king your life is spared"
Weeply gulped down
[The old road]
"WEEPLY!, HOW DO WE GET TO TINZLEAF?"
"Straight up ahead, man..."
The both now embarking on the job to convince a place called tinzleaf oh how they would even accomplish this.
"Hey! I see a sign up ahead,READ OUT LOUD WEEPLY!"
"BEWARE OF TINZLEAF FOLK"
weeply read stuttering
"I see.... were almost there, MONEY HERE I COME!"
"Takeyshi?, No TAKESHI WAIT UP!"
weeply followed behind and tossed him a mask takeshi catches it in the knick of luck
"Here we are Tinzleaf."
Infront of both of them a place seemingly normal to the eye, but deep down its real nature is obvious.
Takeshi and Weeply wander around the lifeless streets of the Town, buildings some are boarded up, some looked clean as hell
They wandered until they reached the main point.
A huge gold statue of what appears to be a young man, full of offerings, from gold to delicasies, Takeshi embezzeled stated
"So this must be the phony God they believe in? What a bunch of retards."
"You know you cant be saying that out loud, and HEY?! you cant be eating that???"
"Dont know what these black purple things are but, oh look at that it seems to be theres a glowing object in the pal of the staties hand, could make a---
"Who the hell are you?!"
A man screams out he points an odd looking crossbow at the two
"Were So sorry i, uh we didnt mean to--
"Pleased to meet ya squirt!"
Takeshi says that in the most casual and loud tone
"Huh?!"
"We here are just lonely travellers"
"Outsiders!"
The man angrily grumbled
"Oh, oh ,oh just wait.... not just travellers,
SUBSCRIPTION SALESMEN!!"
Takeshi said with a grin behind the mask
"Subscription salesmen?, you speak funny words there."
"Indeed, were here to offer you all services from a trusted source and agency."
"All we need to do is ask your leaders approval and----
"OUTSIDERS, THERES OUTSIDERS IN OUR TERRITORY"
The savage voice ringed throughout the vicinity rumbling is heard and shaken and felt.
Weeply now in a state of panicking starts running
"So this is the part where we start running?, how abundant"
Takeshi ironically said, as he joined chase with weeply the both ran for their lives as an angry mob soon chased behind, the houses now lit up through the dusk noon skies, and houses now seemingly opened rushed people from left to right.
Takeshi and weeply soon needed to evade the Crooks and seemingly put their mission to an end, came across to an alley.
"Im going in first!"
Takeshi pushes weeply aside as he charges first in the alley weeply soon follows.
The tension soon rises as arrows set ablazed soon fell before them fortunately it was evadable, the end product a dead end.
"OH CRAP!!"
Weeply cried out loud
Takeshi amused just stood there and admired how the wall got them killed.
Soon after the angry mob came in, a man charged forth this was the last thing takeshi saw before loosing consciousness.
[MURMURING] [MURMURING]
[MURMURING]
"What the hell's that sound?!"
Takeshi blurts as he regained consciousness, attempting to move his legs he finds himself bound to some sort of wall or something.
"HEY!!!, LOOK UP HERE MASKED FACE!!!"
"WHO YOU CALLING MASKED FACE HUH!?"
Takeshi sees himself in the exact same main point where the offering statue was, he had awokened himself to a large gathering of people, unbeknownst to this he yelled out.
"WHAT THE HELL?"
"Silence, The Offering Shall commence"
A voice yells out, footsteps came closer as the crowd makes way whilst still kneeling,
The person who reveals himself appears to he old and wearing dark cloaked clothes, he doesnt seem to look healthy at all
"Who the hell are you?!"
Takeshi insultingly said
"You two!. Youuuuuuu willll be SACRIFICES! Towards are ALMIGHTY!!!
DEITY!!! THE GOD!!!, THE LORD!!!!
THE FEROCIOUS AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH------
"What the!?"
The man got a seizure midspeech, he then fell forth towards the ground everyone around him acted like nothing or even nothing wrong's even happening.
"Anyhow WE WILL SACRIFICE YOU TO THE GOD!!!!"
The man said midseizure, my god how the hell can someone be able to do that?
I've gotten a few seizure from time to time, but most of them are just from too much energy drinks.
Eitherhow i observed what was happening on my left, i could see cowardly in the same fashion i was in, not to mention HEY! WHAT THE HELL!? DID THESE FOOLS NOT DISCOVER JESUS YET?! WHAT THE HELL, ARE WE BEING CRUCIFIED?!
HELL NO!, im not going to christian hell, nor will i go to any religion afterlife, that point is plain up BS anyhow maybe its a good time to use my weapons.
MY WEAPONS!! What kind of a dumbass i am anyway, damn cowardly made me forgot i had them, all i gotta do is cut these ropes without them noticing, just gotta slide the blade of the sword by using my back muscles and into my sleeve there and there and WALAH!.
"Wait what the?!"
*Knuckles cracking*
I came crashing down ready to beat the living crap out of these cultists, so on so on
We exchanged both punches and blow's to each other, unfortunately enough a few started to jump me, cowardly on the other hand's just staring like theres a ghost or something.
Break.....
The masked broke revealing my face to this menacing crowd, amidst to this that wasnt the worst part i could say.
"Could it be...."
"Its..."
"I cant believe it"
"Its really him!....."
People started yelling out in disbeliefed joy.
"HE HAS COME!, OUR LORD HAS CAME!
WE SHALL BE SAVED!!!!"
The old man said in joy
What.
Next thing you knew it, your now the God of an entire isolated town, to be honest right here the bastard in the statue does kind of look similar to me, from what their implying.
What? I havent seen myself in a mirror in a while so thats my best guess.
Anyhow, this attentions getting me pissed off, gotta get that paper real quick.
"SHUT UP!!"
I yelled out loud in anger, everyone then shutted up and started kneeling.
"Have, we angered you our lord?"
A voice said in the crowd
"Yes, because you bozo's have been not accepting the service brand of the lord!, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO BE GETTING INCOME HUH?!"
"Wait a minute, the people we've been kicking out, the ones that kept coming back.... you sent them?...."
A voice said in fear
"Of course,Duh!"
The entire crowd shifted from kneeling, to an entire horde of people begging for forgiveness, oh crap.
Forgive me my lord, spare us, Please dont hurt me, dont eat us, Im sorry, these were the annoying plead's these fools were repeatably saying, oh how fucking uncool that is.
"SHUT UP!,This is your last chance accept the services and your off the hook."
Just that one sentence finally took the entire crowd to ease.
"GOD HAS FORGIVEN US!!!"
the crooked old man yells out as he leaps forward from his seizure
"Now that, things are settled you might as well put down the weakling hunged over there"
"Oh, my lord but that person is an intruder"
"Of course not!, That is the Gay angel i have brought with me as said in the prophecy!"
"What prophecy...."
"THE ONE I SAID SO"
Takeshi had to make stuff up, what a typical crazed edgelord
"Oh and dont even try begging for forgiveness, thats a caution from me"
"We apologize"
The crooked old man said politely
"Now thats like it, NOW GIVE ME RESPECT!!"
Everyone then pulled down weeply from the cross and set him aside.
"Now that this bullshit is covered i might as well, head back to the land of mine"
"But..."
Takeshi now dragging weeply by his legs, rushed off to avoid the crazed people.
"Damn!, those religious shit for brains wasting my time ANNOYING FUCKS!"
takeshi rants out as, he was going back to the direction he came from.
Now what?
End of chapter 2