"life is a journey to death as dispersing it sounds it is the shitest truth. but we got a long fucking life to go on the road of time.
oh... fuck what am I thinking poetry? maybe am drunk. Anyway...mmmm... boaaaa...boaaaa...(vomiting)
"ok... that's it, that's enough for today I gonna take you home."
(walking through the city street at Midnight.)
boaaaa...
"Man...! You drank too much"
"am I pregnant?"
"oh...god you are a man how can man pregnant come to your mind mate. never even think touching alcohol after this.
you sit here I will call Uber for you."
(In the back seat of the car, his eyes wide open, staring at the blurry city lights, smiling like an idiot.)
"sir we have to reach the destination"
open the car's doors looking at the driver.
"thank you, bro"
walking like a baby who is learning to walk towards home
(Chilling night, identical houses lined on both sides of the street)
"Which one was that yeah got it"
try to open the door but couldn't because the aim was way off the keyhole.
after trying for a few minutes he sat on the step looking into the night sky.
it was late 12:00 am
some was walking through sideways in front of him.
he called out to her" Hey, lady could you help me to open the door for me."
"she walks faster after seeing him."
a furious dog was standing there in the way of her.
eyeing at her with blood thirst.
she stopped there, the dog started to run at her as she turned back to run.
she runs to him "A dog..!"
he shouted at the dog "Get out of here bron..!"
"neighbour's dog, he won't bite."
"Thanks for that, where is the key? I will help you to open the door. (I know that dog won't bite I am the one who should hear your half-ass story so I have the plat armor)"
"here is the key."
she tried to open it but none of the keys was the right key.
"The key is not here"
"I forgot the key was....where was the key again?"
"oh...great, can I sit here for a while, I was planning to go to my friend. but the whole family has gone somewhere. (actually, I am here to hear you mostly unrealistic love story)"
"then go back to your home."
"That's a bit complicated i make a mess in my house till morning. (just kidding)"
"did you get in a fight or something"
"ya, something like that"
"I see....mmmm, aren't you afraid to stay with a drunk man a midnight at a place like this."
"Can you even stand right in your state and I have chilly spray on my hand."
"oh..shit don't you dare use that on me."
"don't make me, and I know you, the guy who has a mute girlfriend right? I have seen you while going to school."
"school? school school? how old are you?"
"16"
"16...!"
"you are a kid"
"what if I am?(i am mature than a dumbass romantic story MC)"
"I am going to call your parents"
"you won't" aim the chilly spar at him
"ok, cool cool mis...."
both of them look up at the sky silence for few minutes.
"where is she?"
"Who?"
"she, she was living with you right"
"it's complicated"
"did you break up"
"no, it's worse"
"Did she..o...I am sorry(is she dead is this a sad story ?)"
"she is well Jesus..! what are you thinking"
"Did she cheat on you?"
"Can you shut up why are you asking these"
"Just curious about your relationship(stop the lag already, anyway you have to tell the story)"
"do you have one not like that relationship casual boyfriend or something?"
"kind of, he is dumbass like someone even a baby can bully(why the MC is asking about me it's you are mc bro)"
"Did he love you"
"I guess"
"do you love him"
"that's complicated"
"Everything about love is complicated. Don't play his feelings if you love him just tell him or not just tell him not."
"what if I am not sure?"
"fuck...then just say fucking no."
"Did I pick up some past(ah...fuck start the story already)"
"Kids are more irritating than I thought"
"(not more than a lame MC) How did she talk to you?"
"alright will tell you the story"
"(oh god at last)thank you, wait what was your name"
"It's Jayden it was 5 years ago"
"how old are you?"
"don't speak when I am telling the story, it's 25"
"I was 20 I had a crush on my classmate what was her name sharly...
she was cutest I had a crush on her for 3 years"
"3 years..?"
"sh....."
"coincidentally we got into the same college like a force wanted us together."
"did you ask her out here?"
"you....little...."
"oh...sorry sorry"
"I was fully prepared to ask her on a date, on a spring day she was there under a tree her hair was gliding in the breeze i was a total average guy and she was kind of popular. I was in my best form and walking to her. She was alone then a son of a no he was sent by a goddess he appeared "You look cuter today like you know there is someone who is waiting."
that son of bitch was my friend, Tom, he was committed to her for a while and playing with me. he knew I was gonna ask her out today. I was a fool, nah MF made me a fool.
and that bitch sharply was like" Didn't you come you ask me on a date"
I was like" No, who are you?" "I am sorry bro just a prank" I was talking about the other girl
Sharly:" Other girl who that might be" I just blindly look around and point to a girl i didn't even see Cleary. Tom:" Then what were you waiting for go or do you change your mind" i walked to her she was washing her face. i stood in front of her without any clue. are you a goddess i asked"
"did you say that?"
"that was added by me"
"tell the story real(this story is more unrealistic than i thought)"
"it is true she was like a goddess the water pellet on her face was shining like gems, and her hair black long that was beautiful. I shuddered "can...you...could....you....date....i...like....love..I love you can you go out with me." she just smiled at me, man....kid.....that was one hell of a smile. and I turn and just walk away."
"is her smile that bad"
"no..!, it was perfect. for the next few hours, my head was overheating thinking about
did she mock me by smiling or did she know the prank thing or did she like me?
Tom:" Relax man she is mute and she can only hear when she put that hearing aid, there was no hearing aids in her ear because she was washing she couldn't have heard a thing, you chose the worst she can't moan when you fuck her" shut up you fucker I push him back. tom:" that was a joke, cool" "
"Mother fucker(typical love story villain, ah...you author what is this shit story)"
"hey don't use those words"
"what happened next?(move on.)"
"it happened the next day she walked to me and asked 'i didn't hear you yesterday is it something important' I was stuck in her beautiful eyes 'I was just..'
She: ' Thought so..' and walked away
after a few minutes, my classmates came to and said ' She was crying you know, she can read lips did you know that people used to make fun of her when she removed the hearing aid they thought she wouldn't understand I didn't know you for such a person.'
is all a misunderstanding it is complicated. I walked straight to the lady's washroom her eye was wet, and she was all red. I wiped the tears from her face and said I love you."
"(the prince wiped the tears of the prince of the princess splashing some heart emojis or some thing ah..man it cringe) You did what..!?, you just busted in a women's washroom that was a bit extreme(typical MC, he could have waited out for a few minutes )"
"ya I know, she slapped me in the face and got out of the toilet that was the cutest "get-out" I hear in my entire life."
"Romantic slaps, huh? (Only in stories like these). you can't blame her though"
"That was a yes from her and we fell in love. after college, we both got jobs we got a house.
I get to know her family."
"Who did you speak with her."
"That's the most complicated part. At the start, She shows me sign language. I am very bad at sign language, but she writes down everything that I need to know. Now I know a bit of sign language."
"did you ever wish to hear her voice"
"every night I put my ear to her chest I can hear her breath and her heart saying i love you. That's all I wish for."
"(i want to know more about that. come on author give me some bed scenes you know what i mean)she is lucky to have you"
"no, I got a hell of luck to get her. I still remember that night when we had sex"
"tell me about it(thank you author you know what i need)"
"you are not age enough"
"oh....come on it's not like you jerk look at trees before 18(really author..? now....?)"
"ok..that was the night we had sex for the first time, she was wearing an oversized white shirt.
I kissed her on the bed. i move on to foreplay, she had those deep breaths and a red sweating face that was like a....like a.....that was beyond perfection. I slipped my hand inside her pink panty. Her golden eye was locked on me like i can't explain it she didn't even blink. she moved my arm around her and showed me how she needed it. all this time one of her fluffy cold hands was on my face freezing my head."
"(that's what am into)Where was the other hand"
"that.....you need not know, those deep breaths and red sweating face was the best moan ever"
"(that all author....?)then where is she"
"yesterday morning she was so angry because I broke her hearing aid i was just trying it on me.
she was saying something and write something and drive somewhere."
"What did she write"
"it was very badly written i was 'i am permanent' i thought she left me."
"(oh my god please kill me even a newborn child will know that is that)you are the dumbest main character I have ever seen"
"What?"
"It's nothing, tomorrow you will know I gone sleep on the sofa on the sit-out."
(tomorrow morning)
Bella:" (in mind)Jayden..!, who is she ?...! Jayden, you bastard you brought a girl to the house are you into miner now? Jayden...!"
"Bella, I swear, it's not what it looks like!"
Bella showing something in sign language
"She's asking who I am," the girl translates. "And also calling you a bastard."
"hey kid explain it to her "
"no fucking way you need beating for leaving your pregnant girlfriend"
Bella crying(in sign language)"I thought you left me, you dumbass. because I am pregnant"
"I thought you left me"
Bella slaps him in the face(in sign language)"I will never leave you"
kid "romantic face slap, only works out in an unrealistic story like this."
"wait you are pregnant" he smiled one of the brightest smiles ever and hugged her tight.
The girl smirks. "Took you long enough to figure it out."
Bella (sign language)" Who is she?"
kid explained it all to her.
Bella catches his hair (sign language):" Why would you tell that kind of story to a kid"
"I am sorry ok I am sorry, half of it is made by her believe me"
Bella smiling(sign language)" First you take a bath you stink"
Bella" Are you coming in i will make a coffee."
"(I had all the cringe for a month I don't need more) No, I am in a hurry, he really loves you."
(sign language)"I know that I am really lucky to have him"
"laughing"
(sign language)"why are you laughing"
"Deja Vu"
???
kid walking to her home
"as expected of a couple in a story of a certain author, a very non-realistic relationship whatever, A story is a story after all the fucking author can write whatever he likes, hey author don't forget to add fiction to the genres. I only came here because the author bugged me to come and he gave me a stupid kid charter. I am out of the story"