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The Diary of a Depraved Twenty-Two-Year-Old

🇿🇦kimpetersen13kp
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She's twenty-two-years-old. This is the most important things about her. In her twenties, she's supposed to be in the prime of her life. Graduated from university. Starting her first corporate job. Meeting the love of her life and getting married. That's what she was told would happen. On the contrary, she's just an ordinary woman. She's still in university after taking two gap years. She's never been to a job interview. And she's never been in a proper relationship. Never mind meeting the love of her life! No one told her how lonely and confusing her twenties would be. That she'd want things and be told that she's too old to still have her heads in the clouds. Written in first-person and in a diaristic perspective, this is the honest thoughts of a depraved twenty-two-year-old. A child stuck in the body of an adult. K-pop obsessed. Socially awkward introvert. Insatiable appetite for things she cannot have. Follow along while she dissects the happenings in her day to day. P.S. Don't expect any of this to be coherent or make any sense.
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Chapter 1 - He's Younger Than I am

He's younger than I am. By three years. This is the most significant thing about him. At twenty-two, people tell me that I am so young all the time. What they actually mean to say is that I'm young for an adult. That I'm not thirty—the horror. And I'm not anywhere close to my forties. Thank God. 

In my twenties, I can't imagine that there are people younger than I am. Living, breathing human beings who aren't even old enough to drink in the country I am from. What do you mean? The legal drinking age is literally eighteen. So, you're not even seventeen? 

I've grown comfortable with being the youngest in my generation and never had to fathom what it means to be an older sister, an aunt, or older friend. 

Age doesn't matter until I'm the oldest in the room and everyone else is getting phone calls from their mum, asking when they'll be home. When everyone else has a curfew and I can't even remember the last time my parents were in the same room as me. We hardly even talk. I'm at a party organized by a kid younger than my brother and he was born in '04. Am I going insane? Why won't these fetuses get out of my chat box?

"What do you do when you like someone in your class?" Swivels in his computer chair while he reads the comments on screen during his Weverse live and it's all so casual for him. In that moment, he's not thinking about the day he'll be too old for someone. He's got I'm the youngest in the room syndrome and, God, do I envy him? "Well, in that case, you just have to attack. Goodluck."

Kill me now. What does he even know about dating? She's right: It's easy for him to say. He's literally a K-pop idol. He's prettier now that he's gone through puberty. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that…

Don't think about it. I'm not thinking about it. But, hypothetically speaking, because I'm allowed to do that occasionally, does he ever think about that part of his life? Like, things can't always be about dancing and making amazing music and hanging out with his super famous Korean celebrity friends all the time. Right? 

I didn't start dating until I was nineteen. He's the perfect age. Not too old. Not too young. Given that we aren't all operating on the same timeline and he's been a working member of society since he was fucking sixteen, things like dating might look a little different for him. Why am I tormented about this?

Three years shouldn't be an issue, but he's a teenager and I'm an adult and that means it's a completely different issue. There's no way in hell I can allow myself to have an improper thought about the man. 

The most significant thing about him is that he's younger than I am. Is the fact that I wouldn't dishonour myself by engaging with him inappropriately. It would have meant the world to younger me to have people like this in her life. People who respected youth. The innocence of youth. At twenty-two, despite the feelings I have for him, it's the only thing I can give him. He is too young, and that should be respected.