The maid was biting her lips, trying her best not to leak out a moan.

"Oh! That looks painful." I mumbled as I covered her mouth with the folding fan.

Thak

My mother still caught that one, and her folding fan immediately hit my shoulder.

"What? It is the truth."

My mother looked at me as if I was some kind of idiot.

"That thing looks average."

"Compared to whom?" I was trying to defend the most of the men on earth. 

Do you know what you get when you try to protect others?

A bonk on the head and an intense glare.

"Is my father bigger than that?"

The glare mellowed a little, and my 35-year-old mother blushed like a bride on the first night.

"Silent." My mother's eyes turned towards the well build servant who was fucking the maid who was unlucky enough to be chosen to demonstrate 'the process' to the daughter of the marquis.

Yup, that is me—the Marquis's daughter who had just turned the age to be wedded just a day ago.

"I am sure that thing doesn't go in that hole."

The frown was deep on her forehead. 

"Was it Ruri? Or Mona? Who was it?"

"What, who?"

"Who supplied you with those vulgar books?"

"Do you think I would need those books?" Well, I didn't say that out loud. 

What do you expect? My mother would not understand if I told her I used to write those books for a living. As a matter of fact, not only she but also my character was also a character in the erotica I had written.

"You." My mother grabbed my shoulder and shook me so hard that the heavy hair ornament that was put on my head almost fell off. "You didn't stain yourself with those bastards that guard you?"

"Do you think I don't know how much emphasis I had put on the purity of a woman in the world I have written?"

"What?"

"Mother!" I put up a serious face, adding, "Don't dirty the name of the eldest daughter of the Marquis of De Holstein."

"You didn't let those men touch you…" Her voice was already low, but she lowered her voice more. "What are you bastards waiting for? Continue what you are doing."

The maid's moment of respite was cut short. Each time the servant pulled out his dick, he was almost pulling her inner wall out of her ass hole.

"Look at me. You didn't do it, did you?"

"Mother! I never touched any man."

Even if she was my mother, I couldn't help glaring at her for making me spill out the deepest and darkest secret.

Mother breathed a sigh of relief. However, little did she know that my words were valid for this life but also the 61 years of my last life. 

"Good, good." She regained her composure. I wasn't sure if her eyes were stuck on the dick that was indeed above average by Earth's standard or the maid's asshole that turned red from all the torture.

"The ball is on the day after tomorrow. Your wedding won't be far behind. Control your baby hole until then."

"Is that something you should say to your daughter?"

"You will understand when your man will start ignoring you after you give birth a couple of times."

'Sorry, mother.' I couldn't say it out loud. But I felt that it was my fault that the men of this world were so perverted. 

Although my mother was his principal wife, my father, the Marquis of De Holstein, had bedded eight women. And I have more than twelve siblings.

This was also why I had to choose my partner wisely. 

First option: The crown prince Wank De Hardwand. He will be the king in the future. He was certainly someone I had lusted for when creating him.

Second option: Sir Vag Lickalot. He must be a knight now. In the future, he will be the commander-in-chief of the Imperial Guard unit.

No, I can't choose them.

Although I don't know what would happen if I failed to complete the mission given by God to have at least three children from the same man, I couldn't take chances.

Although these two men packed quite a punch in their pants, they were too unfaithful to have three children with the same woman. 

This was also why they were the first to force their way with the female MC who had transmigrated into this world after reading the novel.

I know it needs to be clarified. However, I had never imagined I would be transmigrated into the world of the transmigration erotica I had written myself.

"What are you thinking about?"

Mother's words woke me up. The servant was holding the maid's waist while pressing his thighs against her ass cheeks. The groan can confirm he was cumming.

"The men are simple creatures. All they want to do is pour out their seed in a woman."

"I can see that."

"Here."

I took the pages. There were seven pages. Each has hand-drawn pictures of men with their names and titles written on them.

"Your father had warned me repeatedly not to choose someone other than these seven men."

"Okay."

"These men are good. You will have a comfortable life if you choose them."

"Are they good men?"

"Huh!" she snorted. "No man is a good man, especially behind the door." She put her hand on my head, adding, "It is especially true for a beautiful young girl like you."

Beautiful! I am sure it is her motherly bias. I am young, but I don't think I'm that beautiful.

The best thing I love about this life is that I am the pampered daughter of a noble family. I didn't need to raise my finger to do anything.

I had a servant who would hold a pee pot for me if I needed to pee in the middle of the night. Life can't be more luxurious than this.

As a result, I am a chubby teenager. Like the baby fat on my cheeks, I also had some not-so-baby fat on my belly, and I was also at all the right places to tempt men of all ages. 

I do think that they are enticing enough to attract the attention of the men away from my chubby belly.

"The men won't be able to do anything if you don't accept their proposal. But if you do…" She looked right into my eyes, saying, "No matter how much you like the man, you must never let them put their meat inside your baby hole."

"Would they try to do that after the first time meeting me?"

"A few of them would try. After all, it is an imperial ball."

"Imperial ball?"

"If you accept the proposal of a man, then you will report it to the emperor or the empress. They will fix the marriage for you."

It is a super first service.

"The men will take you to one of the rooms to learn more about you. Sigh. He might try to convince you that the marriage is fixed, so let him…" She didn't complete the sentence. "You can use your hand or the dirty hole or even your mouth, but it will be bad luck not to smear your wedding dress with fresh blood on the wedding night."

Damn! I didn't make such a complicated reason to keep the virginity for the wedding night in this world.

"You must promise me."

"Okay."

"Not like that."

"I promise I will protect my hymen from any dragon like a knight in shining armor."

"You must remember that."

Seeing me checking the pages, she asked, "Did you find someone you like?"

"I want someone from the noble family of count or baron. Even a knight would do that."

"Why? Shouldn't you marry a higher noble? That way, you can live a comfortable life."

"If I marry someone with a title lower than my father, then it will be easier to control him."

"Oh! That is not a bad idea."

"Vigor De Bull! Why does this name sound familiar?"

"That? That is the Duke of the South. Excellent choice."

The title 'Duke' was written on the page. However, until Mother didn't say the word 'South,' I didn't realize why it sounded so similar.

It was the family of the male MC. Vigor was supposed to be the father of Girth De Bull.

"Duke Vigor had a wife before. However, during the first childbirth, both the mother and the child died." My mother excitedly explained, "The duke was sent to the south soon after. For twenty years, he protected the empire from the barbarians. Just last month, he was summoned back to the capital."

"Good. Good."

"Your father had put him in because he wanted to use you to make a connection with the duke. If you ask me, it would be better for you to choose someone younger."

"Why?"

"Although he is duke and stronger than your father, he is also older than your father." She lowered her voice, adding, "Although you will be Dutchess for now, things will turn messy if he dies without producing an heir."

"Don't worry, Mother. I will make sure he has many heirs."

Mother looked at me as if I was some kind of idiot.

Little did she know I was the author of this novel. The male MC would have five siblings. 

When the MC hit the age of marriage, he wouldn't just have a loving father but also have a mother who would give birth at the same time the MC would have his first child.