The War Lizard stood up in a huff after hearing that.
He was so angry that his chest kept heaving up and down. Pointing at Ryan sitting opposite the counter, he said,
"Are you kidding me! Doctor, although I may indeed not be able to beat you, a doctor should have medical ethics. Don't I know my own physical condition?"
He looked around furiously.
Finally, his eyes instantly fell on the chair in front of him.
"I'm sick?! Saying I'm sick?!"
Instantly.
He took two steps back.
Aimed at the chair.
With a big jump, he easily jumped over it.
He landed perfectly and opened his arms furiously, saying,
"My body is so flexible. Do you think I look like a sick lizardman?! Do you think so?!"
"I tell you, I can not only do big jumps, ah! I can also do small jumps! Ah! I can also jump up and down, and I can jump sideways!"
Saying that.
He did another small jump and easily jumped over the chair again.
He pointed at Ryan furiously and said,
"Do you think a terminally ill lizardman could be as flexible as me?!"
Ryan reached out his hand, adjusted his glasses, and said calmly,
"Guest, please calm down first. This doesn't prove anything. We can sit down and talk things over calmly. Acting like this is very irresponsible towards yourself."
"No! I won't! You quack doctor, I can usually eat eight big bowls of rice for each meal, and running two thousand meters is a piece of cake for me. I can smash a wooden stake as thick as my thigh to pieces with one punch!"
He angrily rolled up his sleeves, pointed at the door pillar beside him, and said,
"Do you believe that I can break this pillar with one punch?"
Ryan stood up and seriously reached out his hand, saying, "Calm down, guest. Calm down first. I know you're trying hard to prove to me that you're not sick, but it's completely unacceptable to recklessly hurt your own body like this."
The War Lizard became even angrier and pointed at that pillar, saying, "Just tell me whether you believe it or not!"
"This isn't a matter of believing or not..."
"Just answer me whether you believe it or not?!"
"Yes, yes, yes. Is that okay now?" Ryan was helpless.
"I think you don't believe it at all!"
The War Lizard got angry. Without another word, he immediately rolled up his sleeves, revealing his scaly arm, and then instantly raised his fist and suddenly swung it at the door pillar.
"I'll make you convinced. Let's see what a lizardman warrior is like and what a healthy body is like!!"
"Euler!!"
He roared.
He punched out with all his might.
Ryan was astonished and quickly reached out his hand, saying, "Guest, please show mercy!"
But it was already too late.
That fist as big as a sandbag instantly hit the door pillar.
A cyclone spread out towards the surroundings with a whoosh.
Crack—
There was a crisp sound.
The War Lizard was instantly (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;))).
"Huh?"
Ryan shook his head, adjusted his monocle, picked up the medical record, and sighed,
"Alas, I already told you to show mercy. Why didn't you listen? Last time because someone smashed the shop, I filled all the pillars in the shop with lead. Are you trying to kill yourself with this punch?"
Ryan shook his head, picked up the quill pen, and wrote another item on the back of the dozens of diseases on the medical record.
Fracture.
...
More than ten minutes later.
The War Lizard sat in front of the counter again with red eyes. His right hand was in a plaster cast and bandaged and hung in front of his chest. He looked as aggrieved as a wronged little wife.
Ryan glanced at him and said, "I've already put a cast on you. Just rest quietly for ten days or half a month and you'll be fine. Remember not to be so reckless in the future, okay?"
The War Lizard opened his red eyes and said, "Doctor, I just want to hear the truth from you. Do I really have so many diseases?"
Ryan thought for a moment and said,
"My diagnosis result is definitely correct. If you don't believe it, we can do a few tests, one by one."
"Let's start with the last one first."
Saying that, Ryan tore off a piece of paper, glanced at him, and then picked up the pen and quickly started drawing something on the table.
The War Lizard waited there with a confused look on his face.
A few minutes later.
Ryan put down the pen, picked up the paper in his hand, adjusted his monocle, and said calmly,
"First, take a look at this drawing. Do you have any reaction?"
The War Lizard looked up blankly, not knowing what he was up to. Then his eyes fell on the improvised drawing in Ryan's hand.
Buzz—
The War Lizard's eyes went blank in an instant.
The drawing on that piece of paper was actually a sexy lizardwoman with a hot figure, an enchanting appearance, and alluring eyes that made people blush and their hearts race.
Because it was so vivid that it seemed almost real, making people's blood boil.
The War Lizard murmured, "Uh..."
"No reaction?" Ryan was doubtful.
The War Lizard swallowed and said blankly, "Although I don't know why you can draw so well, to be honest, I don't actually like this kind of..."
Ryan nodded and said, "I understand."
Saying that.
Under the stunned gaze of the War Lizard, Ryan calmly picked up the quill pen, tore off another piece of paper, and started drawing again at an unimaginable speed.
A few minutes later.
Swoosh—
Ryan picked up that piece of paper, adjusted his monocle, and said calmly, "What about this one?"
The War Lizard took a closer look.
Puff—
The War Lizard's heart trembled so much that it seemed like it was about to jump out of his chest.
On that piece of paper was drawn a muscular and burly lizardman with bulging muscles all over his body, as if full of explosive power. His resolute eyes with a philosophical air and his shiny and explosive muscles fully showed his perfect and extremely masculine figure.
The War Lizard trembled.
He subconsciously took a step back, and his heart was beating like a war drum, thumping loudly.
His trembling cheeks turned a bit red all of a sudden, and even his fingers were shaking with a clicking sound.
He pointed at that drawing tremblingly, and he didn't feel well at all.
"How is it?"
Ryan's monocle made a clicking sound as it reflected the light. He said calmly,
"Do you have any reaction now?"
"How could I have a reaction! It would be a miracle if I had a reaction!"
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This is really going too far!
It's simply outrageous!
The War Lizard pointed at Ryan angrily and said, "What's the point of showing me this kind of picture?! Are you questioning my sexual orientation?! One-on-one! Let's have a one-on-one fight!"
Ryan adjusted his monocle, picked up the two drawings, and said calmly,
"Patient, please don't get excited. This is the testing session and it's for your own good."
"Please take a closer and more careful look at which of these two drawings has a greater impact on you so that I can make a correct diagnosis for you."
The War Lizard angrily sat back in his seat, his chest heaving up and down.
But he still couldn't help glancing at the drawing of the muscular lizardman on the left with his peripheral vision. Although he was angry, he still couldn't help taking a few peeks.
But he would never admit it.
"Do you have a reaction?" Ryan seriously held the two drawings and said,
"Whether it's the one on the left or the right, a normal lizardman should have a reaction. What about you, guest?"
"Is your heart beating faster?"
The War Lizard ground his teeth and said, "Yes, so what?"
"Do you feel your blood boiling?"
The War Lizard clenched his fists with a clicking sound and gritted his teeth, saying, "Yes... a little bit..."
"Which one makes you feel better?"
"The one on the left."
"..."
"..."
There was silence all around.
The War Lizard opened his mouth, and then he immediately got anxious and stood up all of a sudden, shouting angrily,
"I don't! I'm not! Don't mislead me! I'm not a gay lizardman !... I'm normal. It's impossible for me to be interested in those muscular..."
Ryan looked at him kindly.
Everything was left unsaid.
The War Lizard froze.
A few seconds later, he drooped down blankly, just like when someone's strange orientation was exposed and found out. He lay flat, looking as if he had nothing to live for.
Ryan put away the drawing of the sexy lizardwoman in his right hand, held the drawing of the muscular lizardman in his left hand, and said seriously,
"Back to the topic. Do you have a reaction to this drawing?"
The War Lizard said blankly, "My heart is beating faster, but there's no reaction..."
"Did you have a reaction before?"
"Yes..."
"Was the reaction big?"
"Yes..."
The War Lizard felt that he really couldn't hold on any longer.
Finally.
After asking dozens of mind-boggling questions.
Ryan finally nodded and said, "Then it should be right. The fact that you have no reaction to such an exciting picture already explains a lot of things."
The War Lizard murmured blankly, "Impotence..."
Ryan calmly wrote a report in his notebook and said, "Some of the other symptoms are a bit troublesome, so I'll test you on some obvious manifestations of the diseases first."
Then he stood up. His huge shadow made the War Lizard tremble with fear, like a helpless little girl.
Ryan put on his leather gloves with a snap and looked down at him, saying calmly,
"Come on, turn your back to me, take off your pants, bend over, and I'll check your hemorrhoids."