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The cursed Jester

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Chapter 1 - Ch-1 A curse most unwanted

The road stretched endlessly before Elric, a ribbon of mud and misery winding through the jagged hills of the Gaelspire Mountains. Twilight draped the land in shades of gray, and the wind howled like a chorus of tormented souls. Birds fell silent as he passed. The gnarled trees lining the path seemed to lean away, their twisted branches recoiling from his shadow.

Elric adjusted his rucksack, the weight of his belongings digging into his shoulders. His motley, once a vibrant tapestry of reds and blues, hung in faded tatters. The single bell at the tip of his jester's hat jingled faintly with each step, a mocking echo of the laughter that had once defined his life.

He pulled a worn map from his satchel, unrolling it with a sigh. The map was a patchwork of creases and ink-stains, with dozens of crude "X" marks scrawled across the towns and cities of the realm. Each mark represented a place he had visited during his desperate search for salvation.

"Another dead end," he muttered, crossing out the village of Greymarch.

A gust of wind tugged at the map, and Elric hastily stuffed it back into his satchel. Ahead, the warm glow of a tavern pierced the gloom, offering a brief reprieve from the cold.

"Just one night," he whispered. "One quiet night."

---

The sign above the door swayed in the wind: The Traveler's Respite. Its faded lettering hinted at years of neglect, and the building itself sagged under its own weight. Inside, the air was thick with the scent of ale, woodsmoke, and bodies unwashed by the standards of polite society.

Elric stepped through the door and was greeted by an immediate silence. Conversations ceased mid-sentence. Tankards froze halfway to mouths. Dozens of eyes turned toward him, their gazes a mixture of suspicion, fear, and recognition.

He sighed, lowering his hood.

"It's him," someone whispered.

"The cursed jester," another muttered.

Elric ignored the murmurs and moved to a corner table near the hearth. The chair creaked ominously as he dropped into it, and the uneven table wobbled under the weight of his satchel. He gestured to a serving girl lingering by the bar, tossing a coin onto the table.

"Food. Ale. Whatever you've got," he said, not bothering to look up.

The girl hesitated, her eyes darting toward the barkeep. At his reluctant nod, she scurried off, keeping a wide berth from Elric.

He leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes. The warmth of the fire seeped into his bones, and for a moment, he allowed himself to relax. But the reprieve was short-lived.

"You've got quite the aura about you, friend."

The voice was nasal, high-pitched, and far too cheerful. Elric opened one eye to find a goblin perched on the edge of his table.

The creature was small, barely three feet tall, with green, leathery skin and a grin that showcased a mouthful of crooked teeth. His patchwork clothes were a riot of clashing colors, and an oversized hat flopped jauntily on his head.

"What do you want?" Elric asked, too tired to summon annoyance.

"To chat!" the goblin said, sliding onto the chair opposite him. "The name's Grizzle. And you, my gloomy friend, look like someone in need of a sidekick."

"A sidekick?" Elric repeated, incredulous. "For what?"

"Adventuring. Chaos-making. You know, the fun stuff!" Grizzle grinned. "You've got the whole tragic anti-hero vibe going on—brooding, cursed, mysterious. Classic. And every great anti-hero needs a plucky goblin companion."

Elric pinched the bridge of his nose. "I don't need a companion."

"Sure you do! Who else is going to keep you company while you wallow in existential despair?"

Before Elric could retort, the serving girl returned, placing a plate of stale bread and a mug of watery ale on the table. She retreated quickly, her gaze fixed firmly on the floor.

Grizzle snagged a piece of bread before Elric could protest, chomping noisily. "So, what's your story? Why the long face?"

Elric glared at him. "I don't have a story."

Grizzle snorted. "Everyone's got a story. Let me guess—tragic past, cursed by some powerful being, now you're on the run?"

Elric's silence was answer enough.

Grizzle leaned forward, his grin widening. "I knew it. What's the curse? Bad luck? Death and destruction wherever you go?"

"Something like that," Elric muttered.

The goblin clapped his hands, delighted. "Perfect! You're a walking disaster zone. I love it."

Before Elric could respond, the tavern door slammed open with a resounding crash.

---

A group of mercenaries stormed in, their boots pounding against the floorboards. There were five of them, clad in mismatched armor that gleamed dully in the firelight. The leader, a scar-faced brute with a sword strapped to his back, scanned the room before pointing directly at Elric.

"You," he growled. "You're coming with us."

Elric groaned. "What now?"

"There's a bounty on your head, jester," the leader said, stepping closer. "Dead or alive. Makes no difference to me."

Grizzle's eyes lit up. "A bounty? Oh, this is going to be fun!"

"Fun isn't the word I'd use," Elric muttered.

The mercenaries spread out, blocking the exits. The other patrons scrambled to the edges of the room, eager to avoid the impending conflict.

The leader drew his sword, its blade gleaming menacingly. "Make it easy on yourself, cursed one."

Elric rose slowly, adjusting his hat. "You don't want to do this."

"Shut up and fight!"

The mercenary lunged, his sword slicing through the air. Elric ducked, and the blade embedded itself in the wooden beam behind him. The leader struggled to free it, cursing under his breath.

"I warned you," Elric said.

The curse chose that moment to act. A tankard, teetering precariously on the edge of a nearby table, toppled over. Its contents spilled onto the floor, soaking the boots of one of the mercenaries. The man slipped, crashing into another, and both tumbled into a table, sending mugs and plates flying.

Grizzle cackled, leaping onto the bar. "Now this is entertainment!"

The goblin grabbed a bottle of ale and hurled it at the nearest mercenary, hitting him squarely in the forehead. The man staggered, dazed, before slipping on the beer-slick floor and landing face-first in a pile of broken chairs.

Elric, meanwhile, found himself dodging blows from a particularly persistent mercenary wielding a mace. He grabbed a chair and swung it, but the curse intervened once more. The chair fell apart mid-swing, its pieces clattering uselessly to the ground.

"Really?" Elric muttered.

The mercenary laughed, raising his mace for a final blow. Before he could strike, the wobbling chandelier above him broke free from its chain and crashed onto his head.

Grizzle whooped, sliding across the bar on his knees. "Boss, you're a walking catastrophe! I love it!"

The remaining mercenaries hesitated, glancing nervously at their fallen comrades. One of them made a half-hearted attempt to charge at Elric but tripped over a loose floorboard and collapsed in a heap.

"Enough!" the leader roared, wrenching his sword free from the beam. He advanced on Elric, murder in his eyes.

Elric sighed. "I really didn't want to do this."

The curse surged to life. The floorboards beneath the leader cracked and splintered, giving way with a deafening crash. The man fell through the hole, landing in the cellar below with a stream of creative expletives.

The tavern fell silent, save for the groans of the fallen mercenaries.

Grizzle hopped down from the bar, wiping his hands on his tunic. "Well, that was fun. So, what's next?"

Elric stared at him, incredulous. "Next? I'm leaving. Alone."

The goblin grinned. "Oh, come on, boss. You can't get rid of me now. We make a great team!"

Elric opened his mouth to argue, but the barkeep cut him off.

"Out. Both of you," the man growled, his face pale. "Before you bring the whole building down."

Elric sighed, gathering his belongings. As he stepped outside into the cold night air, Grizzle trotted after him.

"You'll thank me later," the goblin said cheerfully. "Every great hero needs a sidekick!"

"I'm not a hero

Elric stood in the cold night air, the faint sound of rain beginning to patter against the cobblestones beneath his feet. He glanced back at the tavern, the rickety sign swinging above the door, and could just make out the silhouette of the barkeep glaring at him from the doorway.

"Don't come back," the barkeep had growled before slamming the door.

Grizzle, ever the optimist, clapped him on the back with a grin so wide it nearly split his face. "That went spectacularly! I mean, yeah, it got a bit messy, but what's life without a little chaos?"

"Messy? That's an understatement," Elric muttered, rubbing his temple. "That was disastrous. You realize they'll be hunting me now, right?"

"Yeah! That's the spirit! They'll be hunting you because you're famous now. The cursed jester!" Grizzle crowed. "You should be proud. You're on your way to becoming a legend."

Elric pinched the bridge of his nose. "I didn't want to be a legend. I wanted to be… left alone."

Grizzle stopped walking, his eyes narrowing thoughtfully. "You don't like being famous? But think about it, boss—legends never die. You'd be remembered forever. People would tell stories about you. Imagine—'The Jester Who Couldn't Die.'"

The goblin's eyes gleamed with mischief, and for a moment, Elric saw a flicker of something deeper in the goblin's grin, something more than just childlike enthusiasm.

Elric sighed, shaking his head. "I don't think that's the kind of fame I'm looking for, Grizzle."

The night was still, save for the soft wind carrying the distant sounds of revelry from the town square. Elric's fingers traced the smooth, worn edges of his jester's mask, the one thing that had stayed with him through everything. The curse had stolen so much from him, but the mask—his legacy—was still his.

"It's just the curse," Elric muttered, almost as if trying to convince himself.

Grizzle, sensing the shift in tone, quieted. He shifted his stance and stared up at Elric with a gaze that wasn't quite as gleeful now. "What kind of curse, anyway? You never really said."

Elric stopped walking and turned to face the goblin. He didn't want to talk about it—didn't want to remember. But for some reason, Grizzle's unrelenting curiosity cut through the weariness and the bitterness. Maybe it was the silence between them or the strange companionship they'd shared in the chaos of the tavern.

"It's not just bad luck, you know," Elric said, his voice low. "It's more like… every time I think things are going well, the universe flips the script. I can't control it. The curse twists reality around me. Makes everything… worse."

"Worse?" Grizzle asked, clearly intrigued. "Like what? You break things, or you trip and fall over your own feet?"

"It's worse than that. I can't control what happens when the curse takes hold. It's like… like everything I touch is doomed to fail. My life. My attempts at redemption. All of it just crumbles."

Grizzle frowned. "Sounds rough."

Elric swallowed, feeling the weight of the years pressing on him. The curse had followed him from the day it was cast, an unrelenting shadow that had stolen everything good from his life. He'd been a jester, a fool, but he had been loved—once. The people had adored him, laughed at his tricks and antics. They'd seen the world through his eyes. But that had all changed the day the curse had been placed upon him.

"Do you know why the curse was cast?" Grizzle asked carefully.

Elric looked away, his expression darkening. "Because I failed. I made a joke, but it wasn't funny. People died. And they blamed me for it. Even now, I can hear their voices. Screaming. I was supposed to entertain them, but I brought only pain. And so, the curse was cast. To make sure I never forget."

Grizzle stared up at him with wide eyes. "That's… that's a lot, boss."

"I didn't ask for any of it," Elric said, his voice cracking slightly. "I just wanted to make people laugh. But now, I can't even do that. I'm not the man I used to be."

Grizzle's eyes softened, and for a moment, he looked less like the cheeky goblin he usually was. "Well, you're still a person, right? I mean, you've still got your jokes. You've still got that laugh of yours, the one you used to make everyone else laugh too. Maybe the curse can't take that away from you."

Elric stared at the goblin, his heart a tangle of emotions. He didn't expect this from Grizzle. But somehow, the goblin's words made him pause, as if they might hold some truth—something to hold onto, at least for a while.

For the first time in a long time, Elric allowed himself to hope, however faintly. Maybe, just maybe, there was a way out.

But before he could respond, a loud crack split the air, followed by the unmistakable sound of booted feet.

"Didn't think you'd get away so easily, did you?" a voice barked from the shadows.

Elric's heart sank.

From the alleyways surrounding them, a group of men stepped into the lamplight. They were rough-looking, with tattoos marking their arms and faces. The telltale insignia of the mercenary guild was stitched onto their tunics. They looked far angrier than the ones inside the tavern had been, and they were clearly prepared for trouble.

"Let's finish what we started," the leader growled, his hand resting on the hilt of a wickedly curved blade.

Grizzle's eyes widened, and he pulled a small dagger from his belt, holding it out like an unspoken challenge. "Boss, I've got your back. But I don't think they'll be so easy to trip this time."

Elric clenched his fists. The cursed jester—he had been a joke, a fool, a man who could do nothing right. But now, with the mercenaries closing in and the curse tightening its grip on him, Elric knew he had to fight. He couldn't run anymore.

"You stay back, Grizzle," Elric said, his voice low and dangerous. "I've got this."

But Grizzle wasn't listening. The goblin let out a loud whoop, darting forward with surprising speed, and Elric's curse flared to life once more.

---

As the fight unfolded, Elric felt the familiar disorienting rush of the curse—the wild, unpredictable chaos that followed in his wake. The first mercenary's blade swung wide, only for the very ground beneath him to give way, dropping him into a freshly dug hole that no one had noticed before.

The second mercenary charged, only to be knocked backward by an unexpected gust of wind that seemed to funnel directly through Elric's cursed aura. And with each passing second, the fight spiraled further out of control, as Elric's mere presence seemed to alter reality.

Grizzle danced through the chaos like a madcap whirlwind, darting and weaving between the mercenaries, his every step fueling the madness.

And yet, despite the mercenaries' aggression and the mounting danger, Elric felt something stir inside him—a flicker of defiance, a glimmer of his old self.

Perhaps it wasn't too late to rewrite his story.