"Damn! Another group of elementary school students. This is my promotion match!" Su Xie looked at the word "failure" on the computer screen, and he was so angry that he had no place to vent.
Ten minutes later, Su Xie sighed, "Forget it, it's not the first time I've been cheated!"
Su Xie is 21 years old this year, a contemporary college student. Because he has been staying in the dormitory for a long time, his figure has become slightly fatter. He is 1.75 meters tall. He can't be called ugly, but he can't be called a handsome guy. He is a standard otaku.
Su Xie likes to read novels and play games to pass the time when he stays in the dormitory. Today, Su Xie played a few games of the competitive game that has been popular all over the world recently, League of Legends. Everyone who has played this game knows that the most feared thing about this game is to encounter bad teammates. Even four great players may not be able to lead a big pit.
Su Xie looked at the jungle hero he played, Zac, who killed 20 heads, did not die once, and assisted 20 heads. In the end, the heads of both sides were 50 to 50. Su Xie just wanted to say, elementary school students, you won!
"You are mine, little apple..." Just when Su Xie felt that life was hopeless, his cell phone rang, and the caller ID showed the word "goddess".
"Hey? Why is she calling me?" Su Xie was confused when he looked at the caller ID. The goddess was the most beautiful girl in Su Xie's department, and she was known as Bai Lian. Su Xie had pursued her before, but how could a geek like Su Xie, who had no money and no power, get the favor of the goddess!
Su Xie was at most a spare tire, but a few months ago, the goddess had already thrown herself into the arms of a rich second-generation man. Su Xie had not contacted her again, so why would she suddenly call now?
Su Xie thought about it and answered the phone with a puzzled look on his face. Soon, a familiar voice came from the other end of the phone, still so beautiful, but with a little pretentiousness, "Su Xie, I'm pregnant, do you mind?"
Su Xie was slightly stunned when he heard it, and then he became Spartan. This is the rhythm of me being the scapegoat! Su Xie thought about it, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said with a smile: "I don't mind!"
The goddess on the other end of the phone heard Su Xie's words and said in surprise: "Really, you don't mind, then I give birth to the child, do you mind?"
"No, I don't mind at all!" Su Xie said quickly.
"Su Xie, you are so nice, I know, then I'll hang up first!" After that, the goddess hung up the phone happily.
Su Xie looked at the hung up phone in his hand and sneered, "Your childbirth has nothing to do with me, why should I mind?"
"Diaosi will eventually succeed, and Mu'er will never return to the fans! Alas! Life is so difficult, why should I expose it!" Su Xie lay on the bed, unable to help but wet. "Boring
! It's so boring! When will I be able to have my own adventures like the protagonists in those novels! At that time, I will be surrounded by beauties on both sides, and enjoy endless wealth and glory, hahaha..." Su Xie couldn't help but YY, the more he thought about it, the happier he became.
At the same time, a meteor streaked across the sky, suddenly stopped, and then flew towards the direction of Su Xie's dormitory.
"Boom!" Su Xie, who was still in YY, only heard a loud noise, and then knew nothing.
All surrounding become dark and quiet.
Su Xie had a little headache and close his eye.